EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

the real October surprise was the friendship we found along the way

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, October 18, 2016 4:38 PM (fifty-two minutes ago)

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Trump is bringing Obama's half-brother to the debate, @KatyTurNBC reports

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:19 (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Omg, Obama's half brother! They should cancel the debate now.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:28 (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hillary should bring Trump's worthless whole children.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 October 2016 22:29 (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Per example saying something 'Esta muy verga' literally translates as "it's very penis" but the meaning is actually "this is really cool" however saying "Esta de la verga" which roughly translates as "it's penis-y" means "it's awful".

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, October 21, 2016 1:38 PM (thirteen minutes ago)

What thread's that from?

Azealia Banks

n.b. don't read it it's terrible

would you say esta de la verga?

It kinda swings back and forth between very penis and penis-y imo.

Can someone post a clusterfuck thread summary to the clusterfuck summary thread

trying and failing to find an inoffensive sofia vergara joke, walking away slowly

that that thread did not devolve into spanish-language insults traded by moka and jim is of great sadness to me

she didn't say the n word, I'm calling it a win

one of many wins

I remember wins.

anyway, have we really kept the one Excelsior thread all year?

I mean, a LOLZ is cool and all but come the crunch, you gave the review to the EXCELSIOR?

old lunch has been particularly good in the election thread recently but this one stood out

People have been telling me, they say, 'Old Lunch, you're fantastic, you should stop taking those pills.' So I flushed them down the toilet, and the people have never been more vociferous in their praise, and the government has never been more out to get me.

xp

i copped an EXCELSIOR on the gilmore girls thread yesterday and not a LOL, yall lost your touch

fp-ed you for 1. an awful thread title suggestion and 2. an awful thread title suggestion involving a stupider tv show

you're such a Luke

i don't understand why anyone outside of teenagers who haven't grown out of Little Women watch such garbage.

Hey now.

it's okay, Tuomas, you're from Finland.

i totally get the yen to recapture teenage emotionally intensity tbh; not sure how healthy it is

shit i just read bits and pieces of that azealia thread

could've backed up moka on a couple things s/he said

didn't really read anything jim said though

o well

How many cars can 6 minute guy wash in an hour? 10. How many cars can 10 minute guy wash in an hour? 6. So how many cars can both of them combined wash in an hour? 6+10=16. Ok, so how long does it take for them to wash one car? 60/16=3,75 minutes.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 10:48 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one thing the politics threads have been missing is people solving maths puzzles and showing their working, so i for one am thrilled at this recent development

― yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 11:02 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just a pity Morbz isn't here to disagree with their solutions.

― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 11:03 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread was moving too fast for a "middle-out" joke unfortunately

morbs zing moratorium pls

zs fundraising drive for fulltime ilx posting role pls

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

i read that post like 3 times last night, cheered me up yesterday....lolz

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bbF1IwgFLEA/maxresdefault.jpg

In Sydney Hillary's already the new president!

― Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, November 8, 2016 8:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool to hear that we are expanding the American empire

American Anglo empire

you forgot to include "feminist"

I'm half-convinced that he's going to start recruiting death row inmates for cabinet positions at this point.

― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 15, 2016 1:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd figure the numbers on Trump's promises will start to add up quick. You got to figure it would cost probably 2-3 billion to try and deport 2-3 million people. That would only be a cost of legal and logistics of $1000 a case and I would figure that it could cost lots more per case than that.
― earlnash, Tuesday, November 15, 2016 2:15 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he could just ask Obama what it cost and then try to get a better deal tbh

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, November 15, 2016 1:43 PM (nine minutes ago)

xp new new low imo

yep

No lolz intended, don't blame me.

one never blames the excelsiored, be at peace

Sorry. Christ.

i was only paraphrasing christ tbh

lol

How long before Trump goes "You're fired" (preferably before cameras) on a cabinet member?

― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, November 16, 2016 11:16 AM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;)

the counterreaction to appalling excelsiors is gonna be the real fuckin movement arising outta this

give the new excelsiors a chance

though that latest one is literally joe goebbels

Ugh, I really need to not do get drawn into US history and research Kitty Genovese instead.

- Frederik B

yeah best not to get involved

― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Wednesday, November 16, 2016 9:17 AM

oh shiii

ha

ha (HA)

sonnnnnnnned