i will lick your cat until you murder me
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:33 (nine years ago)
I WILL TONGUE YOU CAT TILL POINT MASK
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)
Pupil man, slobber, rip, be cute. Today I learned the point of masks.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:08 (nine years ago)
You guys are no good at rebuses.
Iris Smith drools. Your kitten tills your unhappy cadaver.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
The first hand is not pointing, just so we're all clear
― Evan, Monday, 17 October 2016 19:36 (nine years ago)
i will lickbreak your cattil you ghost-frown
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 17 October 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)
called it
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)
NV is not amused.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 17 October 2016 20:35 (nine years ago)
Also, a till is a thing you could show a picture of. Lazy rebus motherfuckers.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 17 October 2016 23:37 (nine years ago)
fuzzy on the details:https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14572755_678990065598660_858450863625354515_n.jpg?oh=9dfd858943a3e5e87abc19bedb4ceb71&oe=58A43872
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 03:51 (nine years ago)
Yep not quite right.
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:00 (nine years ago)
almost made a joke about the school but no, definitely not hard to imagine fuzzy holocaust revisionism being the norm in certain school districts
― qualx, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:09 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/thereaIbanksy
is this account posting terrible facebook macros for laughs, or is it for real? what % of its followers and the ppl liking and retweeting its tweets are doing so ironically?
― soref, Friday, 21 October 2016 00:55 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cualv4NUkAAUkhz.jpg
i honestly thought the "bob marley" thing was an ilx joke, shows what i know.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 21 October 2016 03:21 (nine years ago)
i would like to believe we were on the cutting edge
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 October 2016 03:38 (nine years ago)
-Bob Marley
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 October 2016 09:01 (nine years ago)
A friend posted this on FB today and I really wanted to just comment "-Bob Marley" until I realized how much explanation it would result in.
Honestly, if I see one more picture with a quote from someone that didn't actually say it, I'm going to lose my mind (what's left of it). It's bad enough that much of the media is misleading us, can we please stop misleading each other and look up the crap you post to see if it's real first. I don't care if your stance agrees with mine, I really don't. Just be factual.
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:28 (nine years ago)
...as Mahatma Gandhi said, according to Bob Marley
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)
Phil it wouldn't need to be explained at all?
― Evan, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)
might be time to retire -Bob Marley and replace with -Jackson Browne.
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 October 2016 19:22 (nine years ago)
aw bless, they believe that quotations can be accurately ascribed
just like Roald Dahl
― nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 October 2016 00:16 (nine years ago)
bummed that "-Bob Marley" is my sole contribution to ilx but no one will ever know because then you have to open the whole thread
― qualx, Saturday, 22 October 2016 00:43 (nine years ago)
"I invented '-Bob Marley'"-qualx
― kinder, Saturday, 22 October 2016 09:59 (nine years ago)
my self-ban didn't last that long because i can't stay away from this shithttps://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14656367_10153924948896408_4602899530480787130_n.jpg?oh=6feeb2bb11ef472913fbffb660fd8fd5&oe=5893BF04
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:16 (nine years ago)
i seriously hate these kinds of jokes
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:17 (nine years ago)
haha my husband is such a man he throws his clothes in a corner *next* to the laundry basket
they should see my house that is populated by one woman they would die
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)
Frankly, those jeans probably have a good few days left in them before they even need a wash, he's not even a real man
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2016 23:34 (nine years ago)
And his boots are there. I don't think this is a washing pile at all.
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Monday, 24 October 2016 02:44 (nine years ago)
love too throw clothes
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)
that hitler one from three days ago, i'm having guilty lols imagining hitler as a pied piper leading a group of 6 mil to a big shower. how to break the spell!!!!
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 03:44 (nine years ago)
It was posted to an fb group for my hometown, which has a big Jewish community. You can guess how well t g at went over.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:30 (nine years ago)
*that
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 24 October 2016 05:31 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/UcKEkgf.jpg
this guy must have opened up his thinking box to come up with this one
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
One cannot have gradations of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique.
― kinder, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:47 (nine years ago)
I p much make it a habit not to read, launch, or open anything that has "nails it" in the title
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)
http://i66.tinypic.com/16lyzio.png
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:23 (nine years ago)
woulda pegged bob marley as more of a lyft man
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:26 (nine years ago)
typical heteronormative feminism, completely overlooking adam's relationship with steve
― qualx, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:01 (nine years ago)
Boxes need balls of wire more than balls of wire need boxes
― jmm, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:53 (nine years ago)
a treasure trove of my least favorite jokes http://twentytwowords.com/hilarious-tweets-from-husbands-who-are-clearly-winning-at-marriage/
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:45 (nine years ago)
http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/face-with-tears-of-joy.png
― more like dork enlightenment lol (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 October 2016 11:52 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/2Y7AyCp.jpg
― electric wight dorkestra (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2016 19:30 (nine years ago)
that was from The Omen 3 weren't it
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)
https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png
what about 2015? what about 2017? what about people who haven't had their birthday yet this year?
isn't the bible amazing?!
― koogs, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)
get away from me satan
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)
hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)
"I can predict your age by asking merely two questions:
a) what's your astrological signb) what year were you born"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:39 (nine years ago)
there are 66 books in the bibleSubtract your age, then drink a bottle of chianti in the bathtub
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)