these guys are just trying to get in this thread now
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/15/us/bottle-flipping-craze-is-fun-for-children-but-torture-for-parents.html
“I’m going to need a bottle of Xanax to deal with the bottle crunching,” said Ms. Tuna, who has five children, four of whom are living at home: three boys, ages 10, 12 and 13, and an 11-year-old daughter. She said they all toss bottles, though the girl less so.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link
Ms. TunaMs. Cinnamon
― kinder, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
i'm saying tho'!
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link
The article itself is more reasonable but the tweet says:
"Why is Hillary Clinton so widely loved?"
https://twitter.com/theatlantic/status/795030892137902081
― dinnerboat, Saturday, 5 November 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link
http://www.celebtricity.com/daycare-busted-running-toddler-fightclub-parents-outraged/
― Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" Fired For Being A White Nationalist
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 5 December 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link
Pretty much the textbook definition of reaping what you sow ...
...
in a nutshell.
― pplains, Monday, 5 December 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzGb9MAVQAAdG61.jpg:large
― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 December 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link
That is not something a company should be boasting about ffs
― kinder, Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link
Not saying I agree with them all but...
https://www.themonthly.com.au/blog/evan-williams/2016/07/2016/1481072574/40-most-onion-australian-politics-headlines-2016
― écorché (S-), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 07:04 (seven years ago) link
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-dog-attacks-florida-family-sweater-20170102-story.html
― Jeff, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
Iowa Republican Trying to Kneecap State Universities Got His “Business Degree” From a Sizzler Franchise
Before entering politics, Chelgren was best known as “Chickenman,” a fun-loving character who wore a chicken hat, wielded a supersoaker full of beer, and biked naked in Iowa’s famous RAGBRAI bike race.
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:49 (seven years ago) link
this is great thohttp://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Chelgren.jpg
― nxd, Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link
beginning of the End
http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-cinepolis-junior-20170302-story.html?123
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/06/steve-bannon-calls-jared-kushner-a-cuck-and-globalist-behind-his-back.html
― Alba, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
as if anyone needed more evidence that "globalist" is just nazi code for "Jew"
― softie (silby), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/20/bring-me-a-proper-pudding-jay-rayner-sick-of-half-hearted-dessert-death-spiral
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link
It’s an endless parade of panna cottas and half-arsed mousses. The kitchen will throw on a bit of granola or a fragment of meringue to make it look like a dessert, but that doesn’t alter the fact. It’s not. It’s a squirt from an udder, set to a wobble courtesy of a boiled down cow’s foot. It’s a failure of ambition.
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link
In recent reviews, I see I’ve lavished praise on various wobbly mounds. But the effect is cumulative.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link
It’s a squirt from an udder,It's some good advice,That you just can't take
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link
Saw this go by earlier today and really took a while to realize it wasn't photoshopped:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C928JErXYAErSXl.jpg
― joygoat, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link
2017 pictures you would've sworn were photoshopped if you were shown them in 2015
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/apr/27/tate-asks-staff-to-pitch-in-to-buy-boat-for-departing-chief-nicholas-serota
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 April 2017 11:04 (seven years ago) link
Teen spots school flag on ground and holds it up until someone can come hoist it back up. abcn.ws/24bTWmf
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DERkpaeXgAAh48h.jpg
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:36 (seven years ago) link
well, maybe not quite - but almost...
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:38 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFMBmnJVoAIIGuW.jpg
― полезные дурак (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link
two from my hometown
http://www.htrnews.com/story/news/2017/07/18/man-set-fire-manitowoc-police-had-chest-beard-hair-singed/489902001/http://www.htrnews.com/story/news/2017/07/20/manitowoc-alderman-mike-howe-tries-climb-cow-arrested-owi/497335001/
― frogbs, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFWSHvaWsAAr9n1.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 15:55 (seven years ago) link
lol
― Aglet, Saturday, 22 July 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link
amazing
― ogmor, Saturday, 22 July 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link
that seems ripe for at least an hour's worth of find-and-replace fun
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
No actual german expressionism measures up to the ideal german expressionism for which I yearn
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
has anyone here read Jacobson's fiction and is it as bad as his op-ed pieces might lead one to assume?
― soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link
O yes
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 01:25 (seven years ago) link
he used the phrase "empurpled" ffs
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/02/bus-seats-mistaken-burqas-anti-immigrant-group-norwegian?CMP=share_btn_fb
― Roz, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 10:47 (seven years ago) link
:(
― Rimsky-Koskenkorva (Øystein), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link
Millennials Unearth an Amazing Hack to Get Free TV: the Antenna
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:40 (seven years ago) link
http://www.dailycamera.com/news/ci_29509065/dui-suspect-tells-longmont-police-hes-king-Scotland
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:58 (seven years ago) link
Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face
― #IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Friday, 4 August 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link
Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men
― Rimsky-Koskenkorva (Øystein), Saturday, 5 August 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link
that armadillo one is hilarious
The man was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where his jaw was wired shut, according to Rowe.The status of the animal is unknown."We didn't find the armadillo," the sheriff said.
The status of the animal is unknown.
"We didn't find the armadillo," the sheriff said.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 18:52 (seven years ago) link
New study shows that chimpanzees of all ages and all sexes can learn rock-paper-scissors
― #IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Friday, 11 August 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/08/12/paramount_is_making_a_leonardo_da_vinci_biopic_starring_leonardo_dicaprio.html
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 13 August 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link
http://jalopnik.com/nyc-transit-union-claims-the-mta-holds-dead-bodies-in-w-1797801971
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link
always wondered about that tbh
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
People who use public spaces/facilities for their suicides are assholes. Walk deep into grizzly/wolf/vulture territory, and if the experience doesn't deter you, then at least you'll get a decent sky burial with no trauma to unrelated civil servants.
― tactical piñata (Sanpaku), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:09 (seven years ago) link
uh yeah I don’t think most people depressed enough to commit suicide are thinking rationally
― mh, Monday, 14 August 2017 01:22 (seven years ago) link
People treated for putting sun cream on their eyeballs to watch the eclipse
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:22 (seven years ago) link