hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

http://www.wsj.com/articles/gawker-seeks-probe-of-thiels-relationship-with-hogans-lawyer-1476221169

smdh

So... where do ppl read the news written in not in a, uh, serious voice, nowadays?

also: http://notgawker.kinja.com/

just fyi i am at a cafe and a high school student is talking with his mom about school. he has written two pages of a four page paper on gawker.

gawker was for the children, never forget

it would have been so sweet to have gawker during this election cycle

There's Cryptogawker via Deadspin/The Concourse.

yeah there's def basically "Gawker" stuff scattered around the whole network, also sometimes on gizmodo or jezebel but it's obviously more of a hassle

this election pretty much is Gawker in real time

Someone was collecting the splattering of Gawker-esque content here, but it looks like they stopped

http://notgawker.kinja.com/

yeah seriously tons of print journalists congratulating themselves on print journalism this election and i'm yeah, the good website got sued out of existence, so of course newspapers are dominating.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvgdn9IWYAAToet.jpg

accurate

What's In_?

intercept

buzzfeed is only neutral if you think market capitalism is benign

fuck buzzfeed imo

I like how The Intercept is "Lawful" presumably because Greenwald has a JD, I assume

I hate that chart actually, the criteria are nonexistent, it's just logos and feelings and it really just doesn't show the proper respect for Gygaxian values at all

lots of lawyers at all those places, pretending to be just as lawful

I mean "Lawful Neutral" on that chart should just be VoA. "Lawful Good" could be NPR. "Lawful Evil" - ehh, The Hill?

The Intercept is Chaotic Neutral if it even rates. "Red baiting is bad, even in 2016, when it doesn't even make sense! But you know who the real Russian sympathizer is? Hillary Clinton!" That's not what a Paladin sounds like.

Seriously every time I look at that I hate it more. It's so lazy and unconsidered

Ha that meme crap is funny, until types gotta show how 'well actually, breitborts would fall into lawful asshole cat,' because legal realism or something. Or that greenwald isn't lawful, he's quite crypto anarchist.

thats what i like about it (chaotic neutral voice)

What I meant by that is that what is funny about the meme is not the accuracy of the categorization, it's that there is a generation/demo group that processes/recognizes reality based on any TSR matrix.

HuffPo/BusinessInsider/Buzzfeed need their own clickbait row. All evil, though.

there is a generation/demo group that processes/recognizes reality based on any TSR matrix.

YEAH WE RUN SHIT NOW, SO WHAT? oh god what has happened the mind flayers this was all a cantrip by the elder mind

cant spell lawful without awful // cant spell chaotic without HAAAOOOOOOOOOO

@daveweigel
Peter Thiel, verbatim: "If you're a single-digit millionaire like Hulk Hogan, you have no effective access to our legal system."

The second most glaring aspect of that quote is...how has Hulk Hogan mismanaged his money so badly that he's only a single-digit millionaire?

lol Tombot A+

Like, the Iron Sheik is probably a single-digit millionaire and he never starred in a movie with Christopher Lloyd and Shelley Duvall.

HH has the same financial planning model I use, obviously

@RMac18
Gawker settled withHulk Hogan for $31 million, according to court documents.

Driving on Two Wheels at 115 MPH Is Incredibly Irresponsible (But Cool)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwb2PEFXUAAK4eq.jpg:small

lol

hahaha

lol @ The Concourse vs. The Slot

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/this-is-how-the-deadspin-staff-is-voting-1788679072
http://theslot.jezebel.com/this-is-how-the-jezebel-staff-is-voting-1788703930

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/what-its-like-to-wake-up-and-find-yourself-working-for-1788957863

If you are a U.S. federal government employee who would like to share your thoughts on the prospect of working for a Trump administration, email me.

Hamilton Nolan | Hamil✧✧✧@Gaw✧✧✧.c✧✧ | @hamiltonnolan

Senior Writer.

No.

If you are a U.S. federal government employee who would like to share your thoughts on squats and why chobani is a horrible garbage yogurt, email me.

He got lots of good shit anyway. Awesome. heart emoji federal civil servant fam

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/government-employees-have-a-lot-of-thoughts-about-worki-1789001215

can someone check hudson hongo is okay? http://io9.gizmodo.com/suicide-squad-the-extended-cut-is-the-movie-2016-deser-1789198779

The Gawker shirts are a weird way to monetize the blog
ie
http://deadspin.com/you-wanted-a-go-fuck-yourself-shirt-you-got-a-go-fu-1789350963

No those are awesome

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/292326023595442176

THANKS, deadspin

He was so nice before, a tremendous guy. Sad.

Okay, I'd buy the shirt if they had included that followup Tweet.

With Pitchfork's sorry pugs on the back?

I am not sure what pareene is going for with this one, or if he's going for anything at all.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-to-talk-to-your-shithead-liberal-nephew-over-the-ho-1789319216