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https://www.wired.com/2016/09/pun-competitions/

FROM THE MOMENT he spoke, I knew I was screwed. On the surface, the guy wasn’t particularly fearsome—pudgy, late thirties, polo shirt, plaid shorts, baseball cap, dad sneakers—but he looked completely at ease. One hand in his pocket, the other holding the microphone loosely, like a torch singer doing crowd work. And when he finally began talking, it was with an assurance that belied the fact that he was basically spewing nonsense.

“I hate all people named John,” he said with surprising bravado. “Yeah, that’s right, that was a John diss!” The crowd roared. John-diss. Jaundice. A glorious, groan-inducing precision strike of a pun.

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:19 (nine years ago)

Nickelodeon = nickel + odeon

get outta the way! here comes (onimo), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)

Yeah it becomes more obvious when you see what it was originally. A fairground or arcade attraction that you put a nickel in and saw a film short. Hence it becoming the nickname used for later film related devices and a kids cartoon network thing.

Stevolende, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gUNZAmFfKA

dancing jarman by derek (ledge), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)

how is 'john diss sounds like the word jaundice' a pun

kinder, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)

How to Wreck a Nice Beach

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

Now that's more like it

kinder, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)

Arrested Development

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 October 2016 22:29 (nine years ago)

how is 'john diss sounds like the word jaundice' a pun
― kinder, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:10 (yesterday) Permalink

It was a "themed" round based on the theme "diseases" apparently.

I guess in that case it can certainly be a pun

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 7 October 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)

How to Wreck a Nice Beach🔗

Otm. My kid even asked me why I had a book with such a title.

Easy, Spooky Action! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 7 October 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)

trivial pursuit

Har-@-Iago (wins), Sunday, 9 October 2016 06:34 (nine years ago)

don't know how, I think it's one of those things where a thing is called something & you're like yep those are some words sure

Har-@-Iago (wins), Sunday, 9 October 2016 06:36 (nine years ago)

Is that a thing where what was used as a dismissal of an activity sparked the idea for a game through over literalism?

Stevolende, Sunday, 9 October 2016 09:41 (nine years ago)

Gosh we may never know

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 October 2016 10:05 (nine years ago)

Rolling Benoitballs Thread

When I started this thread I didn't know what ben wah balls were; I was just saying it in a Private Eye "Colemanballs" kind of way

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 9 October 2016 13:24 (nine years ago)

"men's wearhouse"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Had not heard of the play that 'morning becomes eclectic' was punning on

just sayin, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:27 (nine years ago)

somehow only just realised that Split Enz is spelt "Split Enz" because they are from NZ (I thought it was just an intentional mispelling of "split ends", with no deeper significance)

soref, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 22:14 (nine years ago)

dunno that it was intentional (probably just my childish brain) but when one of the baddies keeps chanting "20 seconds, no more dick, 20 seconds no more dick" before an impending explosion in the Dick Tracy movie, that it could also be doubling for saying that Tracy's balls are about to get blown off

Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 November 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)

"The crowd roared. John-diss. Jaundice."

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 5 November 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)

NY mag column "Select/All"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 14 November 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)

omg

Dead Can Dance = decadence

fgti, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)

Ha, that's so lame.

Alba, Saturday, 26 November 2016 07:39 (nine years ago)

hm, really? In an aus accent it kinda doesnt work...

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 26 November 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)

Always wondered what that meant so I suppose this explanation is as good as any other.

Y Kant Jamie Reid (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 November 2016 12:10 (nine years ago)

Dec Can Dance would be better but I guess Ant and Dec weren't really a thing back in the early 80s.

Alba, Saturday, 26 November 2016 12:24 (nine years ago)

The wealthy family from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is named BANKS.

ƒ©˙∆˚¬ (Whitey on the Moon), Sunday, 27 November 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)

Pun, or just hacky writing?

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 November 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)

both. last night I watched Sabrina, the Audrey Hepburn movie, with my wife. Sabrina's last name was Fairchild. hacky writers have always loved this ploy.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 27 November 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

took me a while to figure out the title of Jim O'Rourke's "Halfway to a Threeway." it's about a guy talking about having sex with a paralyzed amputee

still trying to figure out what "Not Sport, Marital Art" means (not a typo, marital as in marriage).

flappy bird, Sunday, 27 November 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)

It was several years after I first heard of Hayseed Dixie until I realised it was a pun on AC/DC.

Bloody Snail, Sunday, 27 November 2016 23:35 (nine years ago)

I bought this album a couple of years ago, but got the pun only now.

Tuomas, Monday, 28 November 2016 11:18 (nine years ago)

ha i had to say that one out loud

flappy bird, Monday, 28 November 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)

This is the wrong thread for this, but read a news story on the Italian referendum with a picture of a ballot, and I thought I knew a bit Italian but had absolutely no idea why the two choices would be ON or IS. What does that mean in Italian? That they're ON board with a new constitution, or want to stay with the one that already IS? Then I realized the picture was upside down...

Frederik B, Monday, 5 December 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

lol

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 December 2016 08:53 (nine years ago)

spent hours looking at tracers post til i realised it was upside down

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Monday, 5 December 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)

lºl

pplains, Monday, 5 December 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)

we're through the looking glass here, people

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 December 2016 15:06 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Arrested Development

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, October 6, 2016 6:29 PM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just now got this and am feeling pretty stupid.

how's life, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:24 (nine years ago)

It took my nine-year-old daughter, badmouthing my favorite children's program from the 1970s by saying "Sesame is a seed," for me to go, holy crap, "street" does sound like "seed," doesn't it?

pplains, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:30 (nine years ago)

soft cell = soft sell

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:50 (nine years ago)

I don't think Sesame Street/Seed is a thing

Number None, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:55 (nine years ago)

yeah me neither

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 January 2017 17:56 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fIzu3Ze.jpg

^ Descartes

Wes Brodicus, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:19 (nine years ago)

xpost it's definitely why the name of the show "works" even if it's basically subliminal

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 January 2017 18:20 (nine years ago)

Not a pun exactly, but watching live action 101 Dalmatians movie with my kid, and never realized that the name "De Ville" has both devil and evil in it! (EVIL was Cruella's license plate.) I just thought of the Cadillac model.

Snorting and all (Dan Peterson), Monday, 9 January 2017 18:34 (nine years ago)

I just now got this and am feeling pretty stupid.

I just spent way too long trying to figure out the pun in the band name Arrested Development

¶ (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2017 18:35 (nine years ago)

idgi

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:38 (nine years ago)

The television show Arrested Development is about a family whose patriarch has been arrested over shady dealings in his housing development.

¶ (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2017 18:42 (nine years ago)

Saul Goodman = "S'all good, man!"

flappy bird, Monday, 9 January 2017 18:44 (nine years ago)


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