why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i'm squinting and....whoa shit

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Billy_Joel_-_River_of_Dreams.jpg

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:16 (nine years ago)

iiiiiiiin the middle of the niiiiight!!!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)

i squinted and I saw the face of God but then I blinked and it was actually just an Arby's menu

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:44 (nine years ago)

*batter dumps all over baking sheet* i guess i'll just make a cake with metal rings and paper in it

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52 (nine years ago)

wait

i

what

xpost ahahaha

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 11:52 (nine years ago)

Do it for America

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)

they call those morbz specs

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)

Free thinkers love mescaline, film at eleven.

wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)

If I learn to think freely I will no longer see skin, got it.

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

don't think that's how glasses work

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)

They Live deserves better memes

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:24 (nine years ago)

trenchant!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)

nothing like a soul patch tug to go with a mental emission

savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

A rub or a tug, I can't tell.

nickn, Thursday, 29 September 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

It is now trademarked as The Steve Jobs Chin Wank

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)

legit wtf point is this supposed to be making

http://i64.tinypic.com/4t4s2e.png

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, 1 October 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)

I wish I were toasted

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:02 (nine years ago)

underneath the skin, we are all just so many slices of shitty white bread?

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)

^never liked that follow-up, "Whenever, Wherever" was better

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)

The irony is that white bread makes the best toast

don't even see how this was a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:53 (nine years ago)

nah toasted sourdough is my territory, it's an endless story

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 2 October 2016 04:46 (nine years ago)

of flavor

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 2 October 2016 04:48 (nine years ago)

What is this Free Thought Project page people keep posting from? Christ alive

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 14:17 (nine years ago)

Trumps being more generous with his tax return than usual.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

80 year old st petersburg dictator, you so crazy

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:28 (nine years ago)

This one actually bothered me so much that I did the math for the auto industry. A one-time purchase of one million vehicles would inject about 1/8th of the revenue posted by GM and Ford alone in their most recent 10-Ks. So yeah, problem solved forever.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

well not to mention 40m x 1m = 40 trillion. fed gov discretionary spending is approx 1/40 of that per year

i like that old imaginary 80-year-old coot though, c'mon people let's think big

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:48 (nine years ago)

One-time $40 trillion tax on the Walton, Koch, Gates and Buffett families.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Friday, 7 October 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)

Surely taxing members of Congress should be enough to raise the other 39 trillion.

jmm, Friday, 7 October 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

What kind of housing crisis is solved by 40m people buying a house?

koogs, Friday, 7 October 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/faAd9rR.jpg

esempiu (crüt), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:02 (nine years ago)

Must be a pretty big house

xp

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 7 October 2016 23:49 (nine years ago)

not posted on facebook, i had to go hateread a crazy person's tumblr to find it, but yeah

qualx, Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:19 (nine years ago)

is the answer supposed to be "hell, yeah!" because, uh, it looks creepy as shit

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:25 (nine years ago)

getting in measures the depth of your commitment to patriotism apeshit craziness

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:37 (nine years ago)

*sprays mace*, runs

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 October 2016 04:40 (nine years ago)

why did they crop out his "free hugs" sign

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:52 (nine years ago)

Wait, Come back! "Revolution Stuff" is the name of my Prince tribute.

how's life, Sunday, 9 October 2016 10:24 (nine years ago)

deactivated and it feels so good

assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 16 October 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)

i just came back after a months-long deac and it feels like i've gained nothing from it

qualx, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

deac is the new lingo btw

qualx, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

unamusing list of words vaguely relating to those pictures

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 October 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)


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