is it not Brendan O'Hare? http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-i-assume-honore-de-balzac-thought-after-drinking-each-of-his-fifty-daily-cups-of-coffee
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:54 (nine years ago)
weirdly that new yorker piece isn't remotely as well-written as his clickhole efforts
― imago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)
See also their fake Onion guy.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)
"Call me Mrs Dad"
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:39 (nine years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/videos/1771415149765410/
― soref, Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:40 (nine years ago)
This is one of their besthttp://www.clickhole.com/article/plus-size-model-was-inspiring-then-she-lost-100-po-4936
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:01 (nine years ago)
that one had me dying
― ¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)
although in terms of sheer absurdity, I loved this:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/assorted-pastries-until-pug-dressed-old-lady-arriv-4929
http://www.clickhole.com/article/greatest-restaurant-world-discovering-new-era-food-5004
― nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/tragic-michael-jordan-whitewater-rafting-just-drow-4993
― na (NA), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:13 (nine years ago)
When they go low, Clickhole goes high:http://www.clickhole.com/article/punching-back-hillary-clinton-invited-access-holly-5023
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:32 (nine years ago)
Highest levels of the Kremlin? Is that the Kreme de la Kremlin?
― schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:51 (nine years ago)
one of those sad onion-y ones:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/you-go-girl-when-woman-noticed-stranger-train-clea-5006
― scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:03 (nine years ago)
this one is like a standard clickhole article only more. no punchlines just an overload of content ascending to ever higher levels of febrile energy, wow wow wow oh wow!
http://www.clickhole.com/article/hot-hot-hollywood-selena-gomez-has-gotten-inside-s-4989
― ogmor, Monday, 24 October 2016 13:10 (nine years ago)
ha omg
― imago, Monday, 24 October 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/ah-fuck-these-waterfalls-are-100-percent-beef-4821
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 October 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/americans-and-guzmer-try-british-candy-first-time-4942
i'm guessing they had no idea they were m/l perfectly recreating brit saturday morning kids tv
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)
Put a pork slice in there and see if it makes that real pork-on-cup sound
― ultros ultros-ghali, Sunday, 30 October 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/greatest-restaurant-world-discovering-new-era-food-5004― nomar, Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:00 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nomar, Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:00 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Love this one, I would be pleased to come across it in a book of short stories.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 30 October 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
This really made me laugh.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-pictures-my-amateur-photography-class-accidental-5047
― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 31 October 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)
lolled hard at this one:
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/do-you-have-what-it-takes-be-yodas-live-caretaker-5071
― Darin, Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/loyal-dog-refuses-leave-grave-has-peanut-butter-it-901
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)
I thought this was funny and dumb and smart, too:
http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/cinephiles-rejoice-paramount-pictures-is-restoring-the-sound-of-loose-change-jangling-in-forrest-gumps-pockets-while-he-runs-4673
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)
D'oh! http://www.clickhole.com/article/missed-opportunity-president-obama-just-found-out--5064
― StanM, Sunday, 6 November 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)
Now, see, that's just an Onion story, isn't it?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 November 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/faith-humanity-restored-after-these-students-were--5180
― ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 24 November 2016 18:36 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/farewell-icon-anna-wintour-being-dragged-woods-dee-5212
― goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 17:53 (nine years ago)
saw this thread this morning, thought it was called 'bait my catholic', why don't we have that thread
― j., Tuesday, 6 December 2016 18:51 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-survivors-2010-chilean-mine-disaster-w-5213
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)
it's not related but reductress is so good
http://reductress.com/
― goole, Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)
ty gl
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)
oh my god the headlines alone have me rolling
― ¶ (DJP), Friday, 9 December 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)
omg I can't believe you haven't seen reductress considering how much you love clickhole
you're in for a treat
― mh 😏, Saturday, 10 December 2016 00:03 (nine years ago)
yeah I'm hoping someone buys me the reductress book for christmas (they won't)
― kinder, Saturday, 10 December 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)
reductress is a good twitter follow solely for the levels of Not Getting It it engenders
― goole, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:57 (nine years ago)
love to read a reductress tweet and feel wickedly burned
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/AfYQTcK.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 3 February 2017 10:47 (nine years ago)
LOL
And I found these ones absolutely hilarious:http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-times-speed-stick-had-ask-george-lucas-stop-buyi-5365http://www.clickhole.com/article/historic-discovery-archaeologists-have-uncovered-c-5298
― ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 3 February 2017 18:54 (nine years ago)
There are no more facts about football.
― I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Friday, 3 February 2017 20:08 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/government-chaos-donald-trump-signed-executive-ord-5415
― Number None, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:40 (nine years ago)
should have been 'hen fap'
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2017 20:41 (nine years ago)
The Power Of Love: This Woman Gave Up Her Lifelong Dream Of Being A Painter To Marry Someone Who Thinks Art Is Dumb
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 21 February 2017 18:18 (nine years ago)
a curious thing
― mh 😏, Tuesday, 21 February 2017 19:37 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5Smy38VYAA2PPP.jpg:small
― goole, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 21:14 (nine years ago)
xref too much time on ilx
― softie (silby), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)
lol
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 23:10 (nine years ago)
cruft
― sktsh, Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:17 (nine years ago)
lmao goole
― k3vin k., Thursday, 23 February 2017 20:32 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/51ehKMs.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:30 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aHvwZ3V.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:19 (nine years ago)