Twitter C/D

i've been tweeting for a few years and have only hit 22 <3s a few times, you are truly a precocious talent man alive

ugh. gl figuring out how to wield twitter like a hedge trimmer or whatever

CNBC ‏@CNBC 8m8 minutes ago
BREAKING: Twitter moving closer to sale, suitors said to include Salesforce and Google; no sale is imminent -sources http://cnb.cx/2cWsoB5

ok worst thing I have found so far is prolific arguers who write a new response every 30s, is there a way to only get tweets and not replies in your feed?

lmao google will fuck it up so bad

morbidly curious to see it

lol but what does salesforce want w twitter

Benioff probs just wants to run it as a hobby

can't wait for twitter hangouts

i've been tweeting cryptic nonsense and bad jokes since 2008 and i have a whole 116 followers for my troubles. probably a couple dozen of them are bots

u have to enjoy yelling into the void is how i break it down

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 22, 2016 11:59 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

ive also only made like 600 tweets in 8 years maybe if i tweeted 10x as much i'd have 10x as many followers regardless of the content?

I block all bots and bot-like humans that follow me, gotta keep tidy

i only block promoted tweets i dont like

i block the source of every promoted tweet i see in a quest to see more and more obscure ads as time goes on

lmao

bots don't usually follow you for more than a day

ya same w followback mongers

i block the source of every promoted tweet i see in a quest to see more and more obscure ads as time goes on

― ciderpress, Friday, 23 September 2016 16:38 (four minutes ago) Permalink

i got one from some random law firm yesterday, felt like a new level.

that was me

the most obscure one i've gotten so far was from this ladder and scaffolding company with <50 tweets/followers https://twitter.com/BadgerLadder

someone tweeted one that was just a picture of a guy with his truck like it wasnt even an add lol

i block the source of every promoted tweet i see in a quest to see more and more obscure ads as time goes on

― ciderpress, Friday, September 23, 2016 12:38 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im gonna start doing this thx

i have never blocked anyone, feel weirdly proud of that, even tho rly nobody interacts with me

ciderpress what's ur @

its @mtlnx

I just followed you

Ah, ok. Was wondering who that was.

Feel like there's a critical moment of Twitter success where you turn off email notifications because they become too overwhelming. I have not reached that point and probably will not ever

i was touched by the fact that nicholson baker follows back.

Wall Street Journal @WSJ
Walt Disney has emerged as another potential bidder for Twitter http://on.wsj.com/2dnlrHf

lol wut

they shd srsly just sell to facebook doesnt facebook want them prob the only company that wldnt fuck it up

hope when disney buys twitter that the espn web design guys get their hands on the desktop version

plz stop trolling me thank u

back.

― Wozniak on Kimye's Baby (jaymc), Friday, September 23, 2016 10:48 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha me too

lol it cut off but that was in response to Nicholson baker following back

If Google buys Twitter, there’s a perfect spot for it in YouTube

five years later, facebook will fuck the goog and then we'll all be part of the same adopted family

lol pundit synergy dreams

my only synergy dream is still for Disney to buy Nintendo

was really hoping to see an offer from BloopBlorp

31 followers, damn this is uphill

one problem I may face is being too concentrated in one or two subspheres of twitter, think I need to broaden out a little

tbh I have more followers and I am sure 90% of them are straight garbage, really need to delete all these ones that are pretty much bots

180 followers btw

137 for me but it's people in my field and definitely some bots. using it for work and during conferences (there are like who sub-conferences happening on twitter whenever i go to a conference) makes it easier to get followers

oh lol apparently my cousin's kid's twitter name is
@mylastname_mh

only content is two retweets and one is about loving thick girls

they shd srsly just sell to facebook doesnt facebook want them prob the only company that wldnt fuck it up

― lag∞n, Monday, September 26, 2016 7:46 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea. also too sometimes i debate whether to post something to twitter or to facebook and i cant decide, it would be nice to just have them integrated in some kind of way idk

oh shit some girl I almost went on a date w/from tinder follows me on twitter wtf

I really need to look through these lists more often, guys