mayo: the devil's condiment

jesus christ hot mayonnaise mixed with eggs barrrrrrrf

satan is real

also i dunno if anyone in the history of condiments has ever described mayonnaise as being 'light and delicate'

i'm beginning to suspect hellman's marketing department was infiltrated by deranged pranksters sometime in the 70s and it took a while for anyone to notice

can we talk about the cheese cones for a minute

i'd really rather not if that's okay with you

that thread's over here

Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

a cheese/mayonnaise faux-pine cone quietly melting on a side table during a festive gathering

slowly spreading like an oil slick across the serving dish, lapping against the carrot slices

its unholy egg/dairy scent hanging spectre-like over the room

the guests straining to maintain their small talk, rictus grins, fists tight on wine-glass stems and beads of sweat tricking down their temples as they fight not to look at... the thing... in the corner

so i am a long-time anti-mayo hardliner but i made some at home this weekend to use in deviled eggs for a party and...i liked it, it was good

still v skeptical of industrial mayo

a cheese/mayonnaise faux-pine cone quietly melting on a side table during a festive gathering

slowly spreading like an oil slick across the serving dish, lapping against the carrot slices

its unholy egg/dairy scent hanging spectre-like over the room

the guests straining to maintain their small talk, rictus grins, fists tight on wine-glass stems and beads of sweat tricking down their temples as they fight not to look at... the thing... in the corner

― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Monday, September 19, 2016 12:12 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good post

homemade mayonnaise is good. jarred mayonnaise is gross

"still v skeptical of industrial mayo"

yada, yada Big Mayo.

"a cheese/mayonnaise faux-pine cone quietly melting..."

yada, yada H P Love-Kraft

every time this thread is revived, I scan through it to relive past glories

currently stifling horrified laughter at the recent "butthole salad" addition

shape up cheese for holiday spreading

hey guys look at this

FUCKING LOOK AT IT

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/IMG_3294_zpsrtg3e2yy.jpg

That looks like eh never mind

i'm beginning to suspect hellman's marketing department was infiltrated by deranged pranksters sometime in the 70s and it took a while for anyone to notice

― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:01 (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me otm tbh

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/2017/02/28/mayonnaise-cafe-opening-japan/

yummers

A food truck gave me mayo on my sub today, despite twice asking for no mayo. In frustration, I went to google to search for this thread and found

https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/reasons-mayonnaise-is-gross-the-devils-condiment?utm_term=.liz53DVZgj#.xxKXAmgnKR

I think there's a thread somewhere with other instances where buzzfeed has jacked ilx's style, but I can't remember where it was.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/10/16/enhanced-buzz-23855-1368216569-3.jpg?downsize=900:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

in retrospect subway's decision to partner with peter north to create a signature sandwich seems... ill-advised

careful buddy, you're close to being a more mainstream RAG

fuck

http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5773/8/16x9/565.jpg

http://www.theonion.com/article/hellmanns-introduces-new-meat-bottom-mayo-cups-56396

oh thank god, it's the Onion

keeping that bookmarked in case i every accidentally ingest poison

you mean I can't buy these magical cups? sigh

https://www.foodandwine.com/syndication/mayonnaise-ice-cream-scotland

scotland: always at the cutting edge of innovations in extremely unhealthy food

Whats their obesity rate anyway

every scot is a perfect sphere

Is Scotland also an infinite frictionless plane?

if you drink enough buckfast it can certainly appear that way

I wasn't positive about which country a scene in the recent Avengers film was filmed in, until I saw a "We Will Deep Fry Your Kebab" sign behind the characters. Instantly knew it was Scotland!

Ha sphereland

Silby, you're making me regret moving south of the border..

every scot is a perfect sphere

― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, July 26, 2018 8:55 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and 100% mayo. useful in scottering theory.

How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise

Has been noted.

Good article.

Do you think 23andMe and MyHeritage and all those other DNA testing companies are flourishing because people want to find out their ancestors came from Aberdeen? Hells, no; they wannabe from Marrakesh or Manchuria or Malawi.

This attitude comes to you from young people who willingly slurp down eight kazillion kinds of yogurt, not to mention raw fish and pork belly and, yo, detergent pods, so don’t talk to me about mayonnaise.

Italics theirs.

Oh wait, duh.

This attitude comes to you from young people who willingly slurp down eight kazillion kinds of yogurt, not to mention raw fish and pork belly and, yo, detergent pods, so don’t talk to me about mayonnaise.

I am buying the idea that yogurt is overvalued and mayo undervalued today. But I'm not sure that the author understands what a bad vehicle potato salad can be for bringing mayo to its skeptics. put it in some yuzu kosho dipping sauce, etc.

if I could put italics in my display name I'd be "yo, detergent pods" by now

mayo + french fries is the best argument for mayo

mayo + french fries is the best argument for mayo vinegar

I had some bahn mi fries over the weekend with kewpie mayo on them. I thought of asking them to hold it, but our party had such a huge order I didn't want to be a bother. It didn't kill me.

mayo + french fries is the best argument for mayo

― faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, August 13, 2018 9:57 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deeply otm

Mayo and chicken or turkey sandwich is the best argument for mayo.

Aïoli ride or die.

yes, it seems like fried food + myriad Aïoli + craft beer is a thriving industry today

most aioli i ever have is basically just mayonnaise