Facebook neighborhood groups are the worst thing ever

ok, man alive, you beat mine.

IDK much about trees but I guess staples are kind of bad for them?

he also put up a LOT of flyers, like this may have been small amounts of damage to a large number of trees

I signed up for Nextdoor based on this thread's recommendations, since my neighborhood Facebook group wasn't paying off at all in terms of being the worst thing ever. The only suspicious person reported has been a white guy with purple hair, who was actually walking around breaking into cars in broad daylight.

same

nextdoor has actually been pretty reasonable in my area, although I haven't gained anything of value from it beyond an idea of which blocks have people who like online communities

I just joined again, even though they keep putting me in a neighborhood that's not even in my zip code.

But I did see there's a "Nearby Neighborhoods" function, so maybe I can sneak back into my own zone.

Had to use the postcard function. That's cute.

currently mourning the loss of a Haagen-Dazs location

my latest favorite thing on nextdoor is the weekly "anyone know why police helicopter is flying overhead?"

More disturbingly, there are a lot of 'My husband was beaten up walking home' / 'Someone was in our garden trying to get in the back door last night' / 'Saw some sketchy people trying all the car doors down the street' posts which have pretty much stopped me leaving the house or sleeping soundly at night. I'd kind of rather be ignorant of these things.

Lol harbl yes, and in our case it's almost always actually a news traffic helicopter

I will say that they're not as batshit crazy on Nextdoor as they are on Facebook. Have run across any Sambo's posts yet.

Someone did post a Facebook link to a video and got besieged with half a dozen "I dont do Facebock!" replies.

Someone put me on a neighborhood fb group and it's lovely--flyers for community events, sales at locally owned stores, promoting music & art openings, being neighbors. It's heavily moderated by the owner tho.

NYC is still a liberal city even though Queens has some conservatives, so anyone posting anything overtly racist/homophobic gets shouted down pretty quickly.

http://i.imgur.com/f4Bk6Fo.jpg

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both Debbie n jeff want one divorce attorney?

You'd think that people with shared social media accounts would last forever.

Unless, and I know that picture is small, Jeff is the dog.

I am needing an attorney to divorce my dog. Thanks!!

Debbie without jeff

Every time I see a badly formatted spousal Facebook account, I can't help but think the man got caught cheating.

ALWAYS, at bare minimum messaging other women

lol I always assumed it was mostly old people where one wouldn't have had an account prior to being married but wants to check grandchild pictures or something, but that makes more sense

I have a friend like that. She first friended me years ago under her name "Angela Beauchamp". Later we were apparently defriended, and then she readded me under the account "Angela N Kevin Beauchamp". I got another friend request from her about a month ago under the "Angela Beauchamp" moniker again, and she is not currently friends with the "Angela N Kevin" account, which has apparently defriended me but is still active.

identity is difficult

mpls has a new racist page focusing on the bike trail running through town. a lot of blurry pictures of african-american people which i think are supposed to be scary and mentioning/tagging all the foudnations/city council people who support the bike trail. you can tell whoever runs it is a psycho

Every time I see a badly formatted spousal Facebook account, I can't help but think the man got caught cheating.
― jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, September 28, 2016 10:31 AM

ALWAYS, at bare minimum messaging other women
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, September 28, 2016 9:37 PM

totally makes sense. based on the handful of fb connections i have that use this i figured it was probably one of those evangelical-approved methods for navigating the earthly hazards of the social media age. no reason it can't be a combo of all the above.

bike paths (of the "cycle track"/protected bike lane variety) have been a hot topic on mine lately too. last year they put one in a very rich neighborhood. everyone was so mad. they can't double park anymore, there are less parking spots, bicyclists should use the sidewalk, whatever. now they're putting in another one in a really good place for bike commuting to downtown and it's starting again. like this is going to add time to my already short commute which i should not even be using a car for. waaaaaa.

evangelical-approved methods for navigating the earthly hazards of the social media age

reminds me of this delightful twitter post
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/781162508732203008

There's a woman in NE Mpls called Sh3lly who berates non-racists in her neighbourhood and/or deletes them from the group. One of my HS friends has fallen foul of her. Bonus: Sh3lly is craaazy about guns and her "pitties".

Sh3lly seems like she might have some sort of misfortune occur through her interests

what are pitties?

oh, pit bulls maybe?

yes

We've got an ordinance against having those breeds of dogs inside the city limits.

I guess

you could say

that

we're

a town without pitties.

Nothing so shitty as a town without pitties.

how do y'all keep love alive? how does anything survive?

in your town without pitties

currently a long thread of people fretting about what to do about a dead kitten on a sidewalk a couple blocks away. apparently no one has yet moved it but someone put up candles and a shrine around it.

i love the turns conversations on next door take, as usual my page is flooded with innocuous posts about missing animals or gardening and then the most recent comments, the only visible ones, are along the lines of "well Judy maybe if you pulled your dumb head out of your a** you'd see that i was talking about people who walk Fido off leash and not responsible dog owners"

finally got an invite to nextdoor and immediately logged in to see who was racist in my neighborhood, to my disappointment/relief the entire thing is "i'm selling my old phone" and "whose dog is that loose" and "lost my cat / forget it, found my cat"

Racist dog whistles!

yeah, so many cats wandering off and just wandering, and none of them seem to be the same cats

(((cats)))

https://twitter.com/JustinMoris/status/812724391142268928/photo/1

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(mainly in the States)

but why was he bringing a cup full of acid to a house party

Guy does legit look like a cliched hollywood villain. Or an MRA, which is a basically identical look.

the invite said acid house party

So this lady barely older than me moved back into the neighborhood. Good news is that she doesn't post about teenagers walking down the street at 9 pm. Bad news is that she's full of nostalgia about the "good ol' days" in every post - you know, circa. 1983.

I still read NextDoor because it's not Facebook. But this woman threw a grenade without knowing it, I think.

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Fortunately for us, Gary was there to jump on top of it.

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Someone started a petition now over this taxi stand on the main drag in my neighborhood. For some reason people have decided that the line of cabs is too long and they want it to be shorter, but no one can seem to give a coherent reason why. It's "congestion" but it's a busy six-lane commerical road and the cab stand is only on the service road. People say really dumb shit like "clearly we don't need that many cabs" when obviously if we didn't need that many cabs, that many cabs wouldn't be congregating there waiting for pickups.

Walking West on Lyr1c between St Ge0rge and M0non Tuesday night. I pass 3 black guys 2 short, 1 big 6'3" 220 + wearing white shirts and black baseball hats and smoking something, saw the fire, just hanging out near the corner. I passed them and turned North on M0non and came across this lovely graffiti. Coincidence maybe or maybe not.