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i wanna groove that ghetto booty

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking how it sucks really bad when you have to watch your closest friends getting into really bad shit and are helpless to stop them and as a side effect of the bad shit they're getting into you don't quite feel welcome in their presence anymore, especially cuz they can be scary and harsh and often accuse you of/criticize you for things that they themselves are doing. Not to mention they won't play music with me anymore, which is even more creepy, as our musical connection was the very basis of our friendship(s) to begin with. Ugh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, you have an Eligibility Committee meeting at 10:00. Uh huh, today. Right. In Manhattan Beach. Yes, I gave you the file yesterday afternoon before you left. No, I'm sorry, I don't know what you did with it. Is it in your car? No? Hang on, I'll go look

. . .

Nope, not on your desk. Haha you probably left it on top of your car and drove off again. Oh hell, let me call the security guard.

. . .

Yes, he has it. You left it on your car. Man that's dumb. I'll have someone bring it down to you, ONLY if you promise to not do that again, okay? Do I have to walk stuff down to your car myself? Haha, yeah that's not funny, pervert.

Okay, tell Eloise I said hi, and I'll see you about 1.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

PAPER CUT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it wrong to gorge yourself on cream crackers whilst waiting for your s/o to come home?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to go out and party
And stand around
'Cause I was too nervous
To really get down
And my body yearned to be free
I got up on the floor and found
Somebody to choose me
No more standin' along the side walls
Now I've got myself together, baby
And I'm havin' a ball
Long as you prove it
There's always a chance
Somebody watchin'
might wanna make romance
With your body, ooo baby, you dance all night
Get down and prove it, feel all right

Keep on dancin'
Got to give it up

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

To the Rear, march.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Saturday Sun

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That was the first Onion article I ever read, Kingfish!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3307/pfunkprotest.gif

okay, who's booty needs to be loosened? Get ready for the Kingfish Attack from the Back!

oh yeah, the queue forms over there. No pushing, please. there's enough to go 'round.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I will never be down with OPP. Ew.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

aw, you was back in nineteen naughty-three, yo!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Just one more cream cracker...

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Bleep bloop I am a robot bleep bloop.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, yummy apple, but what to buy for dinner?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I will never be down with OPP. Ew.

Too damn dangerous, these days. A slice of wisdom, to avoid getting an irate spouse;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you can do side bends or sit-ups
but, please...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.steamertrunkmerchants.com/ps/newbluetrain.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.steamertrunkmerchants.com/ps/2othcenturyblack.jpg

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.vintagelabels.org/cgi-bin/ImageFolio31/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Airlines&image=airanaaustralia.jpg&img=32&tt=

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

wheeeeeeeeeee!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.vintagelabels.org/cgi-bin/ImageFolio31/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Rail&image=traincalifornian.jpg&img=16&tt=

― animal wrangler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Makes me want to chill out in my feather boa, with a chilled glass of Bolly dangling from my fingers....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking there's no need to be pissed off that I lost a day's worth of note taking on cynism because soulseek crashed my computer: the joy of giving up on these notes is the cynical thing to do.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wolfsonian.fiu.edu/collections/c5/img/pho_194x277_c5_19.gif

― petrochemical arms (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, ILX...

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

lovin' the twentieth century, nice work JBR!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.t-shirtitalia.it/catalogo/souviner/gelato.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

martinis in the Equator Lounge

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Right here

http://www.timetableimages.com/maritime/images/rildpi8.jpg

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

tweequator lounge is more like it!

― petrochemical arms (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, now i want to be lapping away at some gelato right now...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Internet's been down all day and I haven't really caught up on anything here, but I'm gonna bet five bucks ILE has become either a) hostile to Maggie Gyllenhaal or b) twee, or maybe c) hostile to Maggie Gyllenhaal in a twee way.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

nah it's just gabbotrife vs the hivemind

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

JESS WE GET IT YOU'RE NOT LIKE US THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRESENCE KISSES AND KISSES LOVE YR FRIEND TEP

Are we done now?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just coming here to post a 'where the hell is Tep?' message.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's been a really long day :/

Oh GODDAMMIT SPRINT. I missed your fucking business hours by twenty minutes? Yes, because I've been on your web page for the last THIRTY, trying to figure out why you're not taking a credit card every thrift store hooker in town takes without question. PLEASE LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONEY YOU COCKSUCKING CORPORATE FUCK.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(Uh, I was on the phone while reading this thread. With Sprint.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I TRIED TO TELL YOU.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

didn't try to tell ME.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i like my nextel. the phone talks.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.australianaxemen.com/misclln12.jpg

― petrochemical arms (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

TAKE IT TAKE TAKE IT TAKE MY MONEY GIVE ME TALKYPHONE NOW

I don't even LIKE cellular phones. I don't like telephones at ALL. I don't even like photographs, and I'm getting a camera phone taking THINGIE THING. What the fuck.

I know, I know, you told me, but it's the only damn service in town that works. Verizon might, but the one Verizon kiosk in town is about the size of a shoeshine booth, and I haven't seen a single Verizon phone around. Everyone's using Sprint. T-Mobile, the bastards who charged me two hundred dollars for disconnecting their service, just as the contract I signed with them said they would (... shut up), doesn't work for half a dick.

JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND GIVE ME SHIT I DON'T WANT ARGH

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No, little Kingfish. That is not the phone talking, but rather people who are talking to you through the phone. Crazy, innit?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

And the credit card I just paid off (in full, yay) doesn't have enough to pay for this damn talky camera thingie thing phone shitbastard because I didn't ask for the limit increase when I paid it off. And there's no option for "charge the purchase of the phone to this person over here but don't put the phone bill in their name."

lather, rinse, repeat above namecalling &c.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I did so tell you - you didn't listen either.

DAMN YOU!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You said 'go for it' or som'n. There's still $20 you can claim.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No I didn't, I said, as I do with everyone, "sprint sucks"

you didn't tell me it was sprint at first

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

*makes W with hands*

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

oops = heather

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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