http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/12/jailed-agadoo-singer-led-a-conga-in-prison/
― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Monday, 12 September 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link
there's no way the reality could live up to that article, but it is nonetheless wonderful
― ogmor, Monday, 12 September 2016 12:23 (eight years ago) link
lol, I was actually imagining that happening when I first read about him getting sent down
― calzino, Monday, 12 September 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link
I think my single least favorite kind of facebook comment is "not the onion!"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a1Qd14pXQI4/hqdefault.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link
Intelligent robot that 'remembers and learns' could be scrapped after escaping a lab for a second time
― gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Sunday, 18 September 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link
Haha wow that video of it creeping away
― Evan, Sunday, 18 September 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
lol, that popped up in the Harper's Findings and i knew the internet would provide video sooner or later
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 18 September 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link
Bob Dylan Announces 36-Disc Set of 1966 Live Albums
― dinnerboat, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link
these guys are just trying to get in this thread now
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/15/us/bottle-flipping-craze-is-fun-for-children-but-torture-for-parents.html
“I’m going to need a bottle of Xanax to deal with the bottle crunching,” said Ms. Tuna, who has five children, four of whom are living at home: three boys, ages 10, 12 and 13, and an 11-year-old daughter. She said they all toss bottles, though the girl less so.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link
Ms. TunaMs. Cinnamon
― kinder, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
i'm saying tho'!
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link
The article itself is more reasonable but the tweet says:
"Why is Hillary Clinton so widely loved?"
https://twitter.com/theatlantic/status/795030892137902081
― dinnerboat, Saturday, 5 November 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link
http://www.celebtricity.com/daycare-busted-running-toddler-fightclub-parents-outraged/
― Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" Fired For Being A White Nationalist
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 5 December 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link
Pretty much the textbook definition of reaping what you sow ...
...
in a nutshell.
― pplains, Monday, 5 December 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzGb9MAVQAAdG61.jpg:large
― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 December 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link
That is not something a company should be boasting about ffs
― kinder, Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link
Not saying I agree with them all but...
https://www.themonthly.com.au/blog/evan-williams/2016/07/2016/1481072574/40-most-onion-australian-politics-headlines-2016
― écorché (S-), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 07:04 (seven years ago) link
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-dog-attacks-florida-family-sweater-20170102-story.html
― Jeff, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
Iowa Republican Trying to Kneecap State Universities Got His “Business Degree” From a Sizzler Franchise
Before entering politics, Chelgren was best known as “Chickenman,” a fun-loving character who wore a chicken hat, wielded a supersoaker full of beer, and biked naked in Iowa’s famous RAGBRAI bike race.
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:49 (seven years ago) link
this is great thohttp://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Chelgren.jpg
― nxd, Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link
beginning of the End
http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-cinepolis-junior-20170302-story.html?123
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/06/steve-bannon-calls-jared-kushner-a-cuck-and-globalist-behind-his-back.html
― Alba, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
as if anyone needed more evidence that "globalist" is just nazi code for "Jew"
― softie (silby), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/20/bring-me-a-proper-pudding-jay-rayner-sick-of-half-hearted-dessert-death-spiral
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link
It’s an endless parade of panna cottas and half-arsed mousses. The kitchen will throw on a bit of granola or a fragment of meringue to make it look like a dessert, but that doesn’t alter the fact. It’s not. It’s a squirt from an udder, set to a wobble courtesy of a boiled down cow’s foot. It’s a failure of ambition.
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link
In recent reviews, I see I’ve lavished praise on various wobbly mounds. But the effect is cumulative.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link
It’s a squirt from an udder,It's some good advice,That you just can't take
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link
Saw this go by earlier today and really took a while to realize it wasn't photoshopped:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C928JErXYAErSXl.jpg
― joygoat, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link
2017 pictures you would've sworn were photoshopped if you were shown them in 2015
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/apr/27/tate-asks-staff-to-pitch-in-to-buy-boat-for-departing-chief-nicholas-serota
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 April 2017 11:04 (seven years ago) link
Teen spots school flag on ground and holds it up until someone can come hoist it back up. abcn.ws/24bTWmf
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DERkpaeXgAAh48h.jpg
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:36 (seven years ago) link
well, maybe not quite - but almost...
― calzino, Sunday, 9 July 2017 07:38 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFMBmnJVoAIIGuW.jpg
― полезные дурак (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link
two from my hometown
http://www.htrnews.com/story/news/2017/07/18/man-set-fire-manitowoc-police-had-chest-beard-hair-singed/489902001/http://www.htrnews.com/story/news/2017/07/20/manitowoc-alderman-mike-howe-tries-climb-cow-arrested-owi/497335001/
― frogbs, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFWSHvaWsAAr9n1.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 15:55 (seven years ago) link
lol
― Aglet, Saturday, 22 July 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link
amazing
― ogmor, Saturday, 22 July 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link
that seems ripe for at least an hour's worth of find-and-replace fun
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
No actual german expressionism measures up to the ideal german expressionism for which I yearn
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
has anyone here read Jacobson's fiction and is it as bad as his op-ed pieces might lead one to assume?
― soref, Saturday, 22 July 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link
O yes
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 01:25 (seven years ago) link
he used the phrase "empurpled" ffs
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/02/bus-seats-mistaken-burqas-anti-immigrant-group-norwegian?CMP=share_btn_fb
― Roz, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 10:47 (seven years ago) link
:(
― Rimsky-Koskenkorva (Øystein), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link
Millennials Unearth an Amazing Hack to Get Free TV: the Antenna
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:40 (seven years ago) link
http://www.dailycamera.com/news/ci_29509065/dui-suspect-tells-longmont-police-hes-king-Scotland
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:58 (seven years ago) link
Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face
― #IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Friday, 4 August 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link