EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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music for the jolted generator

― imago, Friday, 9 September 2016 15:50 (nine years ago)

BURN DOWN EXCELSIOR

― imago, Friday, 9 September 2016 15:50 (nine years ago)

HANG THE J/K

― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)

FUCK THEM
AND THEIR LOL

― imago, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:07 (nine years ago)

best part of that painting is that he's cutting the rope on the wrong side of the post. second best part is that he obviously thinks the police-thugs he's flipping off do not have guns.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)

PLUR

― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)

90s UK - they probably don't, in fairness.

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)

he's entered rave elysium and is giving them the finger from the afterlife, so fuck the cops their bullets cannot reach me now

― Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

gone for a british day and what do i see but a peasants' revolt

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 9 September 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

nickb gets it

― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Friday, 9 September 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

On the 9/11: Forbidden Thoughts thread...

"i don't mind hearing these stories from ppl who were actually in new york or d.c."

Before It Was Cool

― punksishippies, Monday, September 12, 2016 12:18 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 12 September 2016 07:43 (nine years ago)

Thats the worst excelsior ever.

Ever.

OTM.

― Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Monday, 12 September 2016 09:32 (nine years ago)

hahaha

― Treeship, Monday, 12 September 2016 11:42 (nine years ago)

OTM D.

― beer say hi to me (stevie), Monday, 12 September 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)

― how's life, Monday, 12 September 2016 12:01 (nine years ago)

What can I say, I'm easily amused.

― Tuomas, Monday, 12 September 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)

that was no speaker stack

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)

roosevelt was banging his secretary the whole time too. he left her in his fucking will.

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the "banging" was the wheelchair against the wall iirc

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:15 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

quality

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)

Public fucking service picking it out of that shitheap thread and depositing here

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)

i commend you friend

it's painful looking for the golden nuggets there

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)

lol that was funny as fuck

― calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)

would have deffo missed it.

― calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)

have you all conspired to pretend something is really funny

― imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)

I was more confused by the mental imagery than I was amused

― Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)

surely something is funny

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9U_C_q6WcU

― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)

I think it is in the visualising of Alfred's comment that gave me the lol and also it being a fine example of the poster vmic.

― calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)

I'm still unable to visualize it.

Please don't describe it to me though.

― Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)

Public fucking service picking it out of that shitheap thread and depositing here

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 2:29 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you combed thru the american election thread and came back with a cripple joke

― goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:57 (nine years ago)

And it was the pick

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:58 (nine years ago)

"cripple?"

― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)

srsly seeing calzino of all ppl praising an ableist joke is some shut down ilx shit

― imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)

mind you the previous excelsior is even worse

― imago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:01 (nine years ago)

Just wait for the Harry Truman jokes we're going to drop next.

― pplains, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:02 (nine years ago)

me reading this thread

https://s3.amazonaws.com/idme-wordpress-military/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/20114535/FDR-drinking-martini-photo.png

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)

kinda think that acknowledging FDR's wheelchair isn't especially ablist but i ask myself do we want to end up filling an Excelsior thread with unfunny bickering?

― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:04 (nine years ago)

So Alfred, are they both riding the chair? What would she be doing to get it to keep hitting the wall? How is he involved in that?

― Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)

Everyone agreeing with lj in the forced outrage debate just have a lil think for a sec

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)

Just warn me next time so I can brace myself.

― pplains, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)

I see it more as a Roosevelt joke rather than a disablist one. Different rules apply to poking fun at people from the great American elite families imo. Although I'm not going set up a fortress on this one.

― calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)

i'm trying to imagine what sex position would result in a wheelchair banging against a wall. i mean maybe franklin delano roosevelt was a masochist but i would put my money on sadist. in any case it's a really generic sex joke trying to adapt itself to a basic fact about fdr and being as awkward as reverse cowboy would be from a wheelchair.

― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)

this is true

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)

even FDR would be ROFL at that one

― nomar, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)

Didnt

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)

I mean technically

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)

He always rof

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

can someone just post one that will unite ilx instead of dividing it

i thought the point of excelsior was to bring us all together in harmony under dope zings

do not weaponize excelsior

― a simba man (Will M.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Mr9ofvK.png

― a simba man (Will M.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

this is clearly part of the noble heritage and unfunny tradition of the Excelsior thread

― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 20:16 (nine years ago)

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