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http://www.clickhole.com/article/political-crisis-antonin-scalias-vacant-supreme-co-4774

^ this is killing me, especially the court transcripts

― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 1 September 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

lol amazing

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 1 September 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)

this made me giggle: http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/internet-article-about-how-arnold-hey-arnold-would-4834

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)

i'm still laughing at this

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-heartbreaking-photos-syrian-war-refugees-also-so-4628

― flopson, Thursday, July 28, 2016 3:33 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― goole, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/ultimate-fan-woman-spent-200000-plastic-surgery-or-4637

I seriously can't look at this picture

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)

aaaaaaahahaha

― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:19 (nine years ago)

im impressed with how quickly clikckhole overtook the onion for maximum laughs

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:50 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/absolutely-beautiful-watch-woman-tell-her-husband--4871

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)

gotta get this good milk down the drain ASAP

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)

this fresh good milk belongs in the sewer...i'm gonna get it there

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)

Erotic

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:05 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/historic-find-archaeologists-have-discovered-tomb--4885

dead

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:14 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-times-animatronic-fox-splash-mountain-addressed--4872

― esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:46 (nine years ago)

Your dad is my fiancé, Ryan. I’m going to wear your shirts and your pants when I marry your dad. Your dad’s going to wear a wedding dress and we’re going to be bonded in the eyes of Christ. Enjoy the rest of Splash Mountain, Ryan.

― esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:51 (nine years ago)

My wife could not keep a straight face though that one. Her theory is they just lock people in a room with drugs and make them write.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 20:06 (nine years ago)

lolololol

― ¶ (DJP), Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)

that one got me pretty bad

― goole, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)

i really want to know who the writer is, they do all the clickventures too. surely it's just one person

― imago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:45 (nine years ago)

is it not Brendan O'Hare? http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-i-assume-honore-de-balzac-thought-after-drinking-each-of-his-fifty-daily-cups-of-coffee

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:54 (nine years ago)

weirdly that new yorker piece isn't remotely as well-written as his clickhole efforts

― imago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)

See also their fake Onion guy.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)

"Call me Mrs Dad"

― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:39 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/videos/1771415149765410/

― soref, Thursday, 29 September 2016 17:40 (nine years ago)

This is one of their best
http://www.clickhole.com/article/plus-size-model-was-inspiring-then-she-lost-100-po-4936

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:01 (nine years ago)

that one had me dying

― ¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

although in terms of sheer absurdity, I loved this:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/assorted-pastries-until-pug-dressed-old-lady-arriv-4929

― ¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/greatest-restaurant-world-discovering-new-era-food-5004

― nomar, Thursday, 13 October 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/tragic-michael-jordan-whitewater-rafting-just-drow-4993

― na (NA), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 16:13 (nine years ago)

When they go low, Clickhole goes high:
http://www.clickhole.com/article/punching-back-hillary-clinton-invited-access-holly-5023

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:32 (nine years ago)

Highest levels of the Kremlin? Is that the Kreme de la Kremlin?

― schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 01:51 (nine years ago)

one of those sad onion-y ones:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/you-go-girl-when-woman-noticed-stranger-train-clea-5006

― scott seward, Thursday, 20 October 2016 02:03 (nine years ago)

this one is like a standard clickhole article only more. no punchlines just an overload of content ascending to ever higher levels of febrile energy, wow wow wow oh wow!

http://www.clickhole.com/article/hot-hot-hollywood-selena-gomez-has-gotten-inside-s-4989

― ogmor, Monday, 24 October 2016 13:10 (nine years ago)

ha omg

― imago, Monday, 24 October 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/ah-fuck-these-waterfalls-are-100-percent-beef-4821

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 October 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/americans-and-guzmer-try-british-candy-first-time-4942

i'm guessing they had no idea they were m/l perfectly recreating brit saturday morning kids tv

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)

Put a pork slice in there and see if it makes that real pork-on-cup sound

― ultros ultros-ghali, Sunday, 30 October 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/greatest-restaurant-world-discovering-new-era-food-5004
― nomar, Thursday, October 13, 2016 9:00 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love this one, I would be pleased to come across it in a book of short stories.

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 30 October 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

This really made me laugh.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-pictures-my-amateur-photography-class-accidental-5047

― and this section is called boner (Phil D.), Monday, 31 October 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)

lolled hard at this one:

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/do-you-have-what-it-takes-be-yodas-live-caretaker-5071

― Darin, Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:31 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/loyal-dog-refuses-leave-grave-has-peanut-butter-it-901

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:35 (nine years ago)

I thought this was funny and dumb and smart, too:

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/cinephiles-rejoice-paramount-pictures-is-restoring-the-sound-of-loose-change-jangling-in-forrest-gumps-pockets-while-he-runs-4673