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― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 04:59 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/real-life-sherlock-man-spent-20-minutes-scrolling--4764

I have definitely done this. People I vaguely know keep going on holiday with people/putting up pregnancy pics with a person when a year or two ago they put up wedding photos of them and someone else.

― kinder, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 12:11 (nine years ago)

I know, right? This guy is getting married.. I thought he _was_ married? Or was that a different guy.

― mh 😏, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 14:07 (nine years ago)

Yeah, I went through that once. Did a detective thing and figured out that he had announced his divorce months earlier with a post that read "well, shit."

― how's life, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)

I was kind of worried about this dude's wife because they went somewhere on vacation and he was pushing her in a wheelchair in a few pictures. But it turns out she was pregnant and wasn't supposed to be exerting herself. I had no idea they were expecting.

― mh 😏, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)

lol

― how's life, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)

hm, thinking of throwing in a few curveballs on my own timeline now

thanks for everyone's #support!

― kinder, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)

Right wing columnist falls for Clickhole story and gets pwned by Neil DeGrasse Tyson then gets a sadface and quits his column because everyone called him a moron.

― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:25 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/political-crisis-antonin-scalias-vacant-supreme-co-4774

^ this is killing me, especially the court transcripts

― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 1 September 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

lol amazing

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 1 September 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)

this made me giggle: http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/internet-article-about-how-arnold-hey-arnold-would-4834

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:18 (nine years ago)

i'm still laughing at this

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-heartbreaking-photos-syrian-war-refugees-also-so-4628

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― goole, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/ultimate-fan-woman-spent-200000-plastic-surgery-or-4637

I seriously can't look at this picture

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)

aaaaaaahahaha

― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:19 (nine years ago)

im impressed with how quickly clikckhole overtook the onion for maximum laughs

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:50 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/absolutely-beautiful-watch-woman-tell-her-husband--4871

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)

gotta get this good milk down the drain ASAP

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:17 (nine years ago)

this fresh good milk belongs in the sewer...i'm gonna get it there

― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)

Erotic

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:05 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/historic-find-archaeologists-have-discovered-tomb--4885

dead

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 16 September 2016 01:14 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-times-animatronic-fox-splash-mountain-addressed--4872

― esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:46 (nine years ago)

Your dad is my fiancé, Ryan. I’m going to wear your shirts and your pants when I marry your dad. Your dad’s going to wear a wedding dress and we’re going to be bonded in the eyes of Christ. Enjoy the rest of Splash Mountain, Ryan.

― esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:51 (nine years ago)

My wife could not keep a straight face though that one. Her theory is they just lock people in a room with drugs and make them write.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 20:06 (nine years ago)

lolololol

― ¶ (DJP), Sunday, 25 September 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)

that one got me pretty bad

― goole, Monday, 26 September 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)

i really want to know who the writer is, they do all the clickventures too. surely it's just one person

― imago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 00:45 (nine years ago)

is it not Brendan O'Hare? http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-i-assume-honore-de-balzac-thought-after-drinking-each-of-his-fifty-daily-cups-of-coffee

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 01:54 (nine years ago)

weirdly that new yorker piece isn't remotely as well-written as his clickhole efforts

― imago, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)