EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

i have a shire horse on a treadmill powering my customised phonograph and i can't believe how much fuller and deeper the sound of my wax cylinders is now - it's like the imperial minstrels are right there in the barn with you
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, August 14, 2016 5:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp its like there really IS a turkey in the straw
― doeth represent the square of squares squaredly (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, August 15, 2016 2:14 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There was a kid in my literature class when I was 15 who used to amend his essays by running a lot of the words he used through Microsoft Word's thesaurus and subbing in the longest alternative that came up. The result was, of course, unreadable. Our teacher rather cruelly made a public joke of him by forcing him to read a paragraph or two aloud to the rest of the class.

I felt sorry for him at the time, but that kid had the last laugh, as he grew up to be the singer and frontwoman of internationally successful rock band The Cranberries.

― Tim F, Tuesday, August 30, 2016 10:04 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"[Trump] is a guy who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth that now he's choking on because his foot's in his mouth—with the spoon”

-Biden

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2016 11:33 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Trump is a guy with a spoon in his mouth and his head up his ass, and his foot's in his mouth with the spoon in the ass"

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2016 11:35 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ban trump from excelsior k thx bye

build some kind of wall maybe

the great firewall

and make Morbs pay for it

Until we figure out what's going on

it's medieval times, they're cutting off threads

F'real LOLZ:

I admire and respect the work that Cats Protection do, but whenever they find a squished cat (or RTA as they always call it) they talk about the animal crossing over the rainbow bridge and post this terrible painting and I feel bad for cringing)

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14212128_1256472507705605_8591494689809163209_n.jpg?oh=1c338db349ca8db5e8da5e8b2ecfdafc&oe=588644F0

― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, September 3, 2016 1:56 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why is the cat being chased by dog?

― soref, Saturday, September 3, 2016 2:01 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why must he feel like that

― Neanderthal, Saturday, September 3, 2016 2:05 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I once saw Bobby Gillespie walk into a speaker stack onstage at the Hammersmith Palais and bang his head against it.

I hope no permanent damage ensued.... to the speaker stack I mean

― Dadaismus (Dada), 29. tammikuuta 2004 14:05 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thats the worst excelsior ever.

Ever.

come now

that dead pets painting just reminds me of this, which is obviously the same scene but done from the late cat's POV:

http://www.kotta.se/prodigy/pics/jiltedart.jpg

The cat of the land

fun fact: pictured back right is the speaker stack that bobby gillespie walked into.

music for the jolted generator

BURN DOWN EXCELSIOR

HANG THE J/K

FUCK THEM
AND THEIR LOL

best part of that painting is that he's cutting the rope on the wrong side of the post. second best part is that he obviously thinks the police-thugs he's flipping off do not have guns.

PLUR

90s UK - they probably don't, in fairness.

he's entered rave elysium and is giving them the finger from the afterlife, so fuck the cops their bullets cannot reach me now

gone for a british day and what do i see but a peasants' revolt

nickb gets it

On the 9/11: Forbidden Thoughts thread...

"i don't mind hearing these stories from ppl who were actually in new york or d.c."

Before It Was Cool

― punksishippies, Monday, September 12, 2016 12:18 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thats the worst excelsior ever.

Ever.

OTM.

hahaha

OTM D.

XD

What can I say, I'm easily amused.

that was no speaker stack

roosevelt was banging his secretary the whole time too. he left her in his fucking will.

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the "banging" was the wheelchair against the wall iirc

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:15 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

quality

Public fucking service picking it out of that shitheap thread and depositing here

i commend you friend

it's painful looking for the golden nuggets there

lol that was funny as fuck

would have deffo missed it.

have you all conspired to pretend something is really funny

I was more confused by the mental imagery than I was amused

surely something is funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9U_C_q6WcU

I think it is in the visualising of Alfred's comment that gave me the lol and also it being a fine example of the poster vmic.

I'm still unable to visualize it.

Please don't describe it to me though.

Public fucking service picking it out of that shitheap thread and depositing here

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 2:29 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you combed thru the american election thread and came back with a cripple joke

And it was the pick

"cripple?"

srsly seeing calzino of all ppl praising an ableist joke is some shut down ilx shit

mind you the previous excelsior is even worse