OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

I just imagine Louis as perpetually on stage with a crook around his neck dragging him toward the curtain, going "c'mon, that was funny, is this thing on?, FUCK ALL OF YOU BASTARDS, hey c'mon guys, that was funny, I WILL KILL YOUR PETS, you've been a great audience, is this thing on?"

― nabisco, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wonderlandblog.com/wonderland/images/starwarsbarset.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco otm.

― caek, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

grady wtf

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco you are a treat today

― ghost rider, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, star wars i get, but the one before that

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

C3PO SHIV, WOW

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

BAD IDEA

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

[imag]http://www.prezziesplus.co.uk/lg-bobble-bottle-opener.jpg[/image]

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.prezziesplus.co.uk/lg-bobble-bottle-opener.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

again, ILXors be judgin'.

One thing you'll notice I don't do is make judgements about you. Except that you're probably all very pleasant, educated, intelligent blah blah blah fellas. Whenever you take it upon yourselves to character-assassinate me, that's just fuel for my self-defensive fire, and when that fire gets stoked, flame-outs occur.

Kenan doesn't seem particularly creepy to me, for instance, although some of his links are, shall we say, diverting.

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.prezzybox.com/pb/data/media/11380.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

Nabisco's analogy is quite an amusing one, though, I'll give him that!

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

This thread has taught me a great deal about bottle openers.

― Matt, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

ILX, I KISS YOU

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

hoosteen, as ever, with the final say

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

I just have to say, the clip with the dude opening a beer bottle with a piece of paper is madly anticlimactic. I want that two minutes back. Which brings me to my next point: two minutes to open a beer is WAY too long.

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://secure.showtech.com/store/assets/images/products/trailerparkboys/Accessories/PBTP004005L.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

ufished business please stop talking about yourself. you will tire yourself out before you start your autobiography

― 600, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

FAVORITE SO FAR:

http://www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg/OPEN-0176.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

I'm only talking about myself because it seems to be the prevailing topic of conversation.

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pleasuremenow.com/ProductImages/sexy_bottle_openers_LG.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

DO THE REASONABLE BRITISH PEOPLE JUST SLEEP THE FUCK IN OR WHAT

they don't care about football enough to click here until pointed.

i haven't even seen the bottle opener but omg that baby bottle.

― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

One of, at any rate.

I was talking, originally, about this damned bottle-opener, but then the personal shit started getting flung.

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nawtythings.com/novelties/cocktail/ct1.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

lex, it's in the first post of the thread

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.quizilla.com/M/mattababy/1075690038_turesgiant.jpg
IT IS HAPPENING...AGAIN.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

louis you said you were done with this thread about 50 posts in, or what seems a lifetime ago after reading it all

― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man I hate no xposts.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

I was done with it, but it wasn't done with me.

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

lex, it's in the first post of the thread

images off

like your sense of perspective/dignity on this thread

― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

He who is tired of this thread is tired of life.

― Matt, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

DAMN YOU XPOSTS

― Matt, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

anyway ENOUGH, I'm now closing the shed door long, long, long after the horse bolted. :-(

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.themurphyscottagecrafts.com/cciron/pics%20050.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Pazuzu craves bottle caps

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.corkscrew.com/images/unicorn.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.corkscrew.com/images/old_snifter_th.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I KNOW U ARE ALL GONE OFF THE NET NOW BUT THIS IS SRSLY THE BEST THING EVER AND I GET MY DOG BACK THIS SATURDAY

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

HI GUYS, IVE BEEN BUSY ESLEWHERE WHATD I MISS IN THIS THREAD?

ALSO I BRING YOU BUNNY

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/1174467715997.jpg

― kingfish, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

DO THE REASONABLE BRITISH PEOPLE JUST SLEEP THE FUCK IN OR WHAT

It's the evening here, not the morning.

― ailsa, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

btw I've been waiting on someone to add WHY ARE AMERICANS SO OBSESSED WITH RACE to Ronaldo Bottle Opener in the above style all fuckin afternoon.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

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