yeah the use of "I owned it" is mega self-congratulatory posturing over merely recognizing his own terrifying behavior after the fact.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 06:29 (nine years ago)
Amazing. That woman is a hero indeed. "A small DV incident"... c'mon. The only reason he included that, started the whole story off with, is that it probably wasn't that "small". There's no such thing.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 07:05 (nine years ago)
in the sense that the Hindenburg experienced a "minor chemical disturbance" i suppose
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 07:08 (nine years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d8764558eb58c36f0bbcf7f08ea04142/tumblr_obtoxrsU5T1qe7tl7o1_1280.png
― 龜, Thursday, 18 August 2016 13:32 (nine years ago)
leave it to the redditor to be jealous of a dead guy
― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 18 August 2016 13:37 (nine years ago)
i mean what if he's being buried in a deadpool costume she might not be able to control herself
― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 18 August 2016 13:39 (nine years ago)
What is "cucked"?
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 18 August 2016 13:50 (nine years ago)
Actually, forget it, I don't need to know.
Cuck_Tatum
― Evan, Thursday, 18 August 2016 13:54 (nine years ago)
http://www.rellimzone.com/images/movies/jfk-1991-08.png
"You don't know shit because you never been cucked in the ass!"
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 August 2016 13:55 (nine years ago)
congrats to 龜 on finding the platonic ideal reddit post once again
― mh, Thursday, 18 August 2016 13:56 (nine years ago)
omg necrocucking
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 August 2016 16:42 (nine years ago)
typo?
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 August 2016 09:30 (nine years ago)
reddit is a cancer
― Tell me who sends these infamous .gifs (bernard snowy), Friday, 19 August 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)
now i've got 'rhythm is a dancer' stuck in my head, cheers
― The Chinese is NOW doing a munchy box! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:20 (nine years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4ygrh1/my_31f_missing_husband_32_m_who_we_assumed_for/?compact=true
― 龜, Friday, 19 August 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)
literally all I can see is 'there were no signs of fowl play'
― johnny crunch, Friday, 19 August 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)
he was a notorious prankster, but no rubber chickens on site
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 August 2016 12:52 (nine years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/dbd6db10c84a67ff3797b145ccc666a6/tumblr_obyk43BdqL1r5trzro1_1280.png
― 龜, Sunday, 21 August 2016 13:12 (nine years ago)
lolbarf
― i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 August 2016 13:16 (nine years ago)
It took years to dig 15 feet to a septic tank
― mh, Sunday, 21 August 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
new yorker short story sounds like
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 22 August 2016 01:35 (nine years ago)
that is amazing.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 August 2016 02:43 (nine years ago)
Aw that missing husband one OP is deleted now, what was the gist of it?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 August 2016 05:08 (nine years ago)
Woman's husband vanishes for several years, she thinks he's dead, he pops back up and says "I ran off to get a better job and now I'm back to care for the family"
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 06:20 (nine years ago)
also it's fake
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:28 (nine years ago)
man I wish I had a fake dead husband
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)
regretting your real dead one?
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 17:34 (nine years ago)
http://gizmodo.com/these-are-the-10-most-hated-reddit-posts-of-all-time-1785954923
hint, they're all mods telling people to stop being disgusting trolls
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 1 September 2016 02:46 (nine years ago)
nah, one was ann coulter ama and another was westb0r0 baptist announcing a protest
the rest, however, pure anger at the site for wanting to keep things reasonable
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 1 September 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/X5VkAbL.jpg
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 4 September 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)
lol
― micah, Monday, 5 September 2016 01:10 (nine years ago)
zing
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 5 September 2016 01:13 (nine years ago)
https://67.media.tumblr.com/4168ef5af911461ce718048af955e103/tumblr_ocr4ci6sro1qgh75xo1_1280.png
― 龜, Monday, 5 September 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/cKAx4RR.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 5 September 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)
possibly the time 4 advice has passed, sethstrickland
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 09:51 (nine years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/51du7v/can_i_get_into_legal_trouble_if_i_attempt_to_hire/
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:43 (nine years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/53ha85/how_not_to_do_tech_support/
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)
Goddamn. That is fucking clown shoes.
― how's life, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:54 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsqiA-TUsAAJ8vA.jpg
irl lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)
Hahaha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)
why do they have the obsession with ages and genders? who gives a shit if he's 32? what does it matter? wow, her mum is female, a massive surprise there.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:21 (nine years ago)
it's so they can calculate it into their nerd algorithms. it helps them understand these so-called "humans"
― larry appleton, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:25 (nine years ago)
there are a few good subreddits, though, i'd like to add that
― larry appleton, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:27 (nine years ago)
there's usually someone claiming as much but I don't believe it
― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:35 (nine years ago)
their favorite math problem on there is apparently calculating the age of consent state by state / across the world. it's a strange, unfortunate place.
― larry appleton, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:38 (nine years ago)
the inclusion of the mother's name and age makes an obviously fake title even funnier
― qualx, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:43 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/IjbUn9f.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:49 (nine years ago)
sir_pwnage007
― 龜, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:50 (nine years ago)
― qualx, Monday, September 19, 2016 10:43 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
u know a lot of ppl like to call fake but theyre def mostly real
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)