Great Real Names

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Boof Bonser

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)

I just did a reverse lookup on a number for a missed call and came across either the page of someone who worked really hard to conjure up as many unlikely names as possible or the page which lists the people with the best names in the Chicagoland area.

Two Kisses and Three Wet Mouths (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 August 2016 18:24 (nine years ago)

Themistocles Zammit

(Dammit, Zammit, I love you)

emil.y, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 00:26 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Hippolyte Wouters

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 10 September 2016 00:30 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/aLRUNhv.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 10 September 2016 00:59 (nine years ago)

Co-worker of mine: Quincie Padmore-Chang

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/Gislebert/status/778653713187663872

julian onderdonk

j., Sunday, 25 September 2016 02:39 (nine years ago)

today i learned that qpr employ a sports therapist by the name of Jasper Clinkscales

r|t|c, Monday, 26 September 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)

seems i havent mentioned itt that we also have an u-18 striker called Odysseus Alfa

he goes by ody though sadly

r|t|c, Monday, 26 September 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

ody alfa is good too

j., Monday, 26 September 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

it is, but u instinctively fear for the future of a young #9 that feels burdened by magnificence

r|t|c, Monday, 26 September 2016 18:59 (nine years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trung_Canidate

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 30 September 2016 02:01 (nine years ago)

RICHARD J. HIGH

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 October 2016 13:18 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.columbiaobgyn.org/doctor/annette-perez-delboy#.WBOS8_rytPY

one 4 my uk rodneys

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 28 October 2016 18:04 (nine years ago)

Wilhelm Fucks

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 14:38 (nine years ago)

Pepper Culpepper (Professor of Politics and Public Policy at the Blavatnik School of Government)

Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)

Even the Russian Orthodox Church, which is close to the Kremlin, warned Wednesday against “euphoria” as it welcomed the vote result. “Time will tell what kind of president he will be, whether he will fulfill the promises he made during the campaign,” said Metropolitan Illarion, a church spokesman.

r|t|c, Thursday, 10 November 2016 12:18 (nine years ago)

unsurpassable zenith of the young metro meme right there

r|t|c, Thursday, 10 November 2016 12:23 (nine years ago)

You do realise that "Metropolitan" is a rank in the Orthodox Church, and that Illarion is a chosen regnal name, like Benedict or Francis for the Pope? So neither of those is his real name.

Tuomas, Thursday, 10 November 2016 12:59 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rnPGu9K.gif

r|t|c, Thursday, 10 November 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

Benedictus Buns

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:54 (nine years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livingstone_Bramble

El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 November 2016 04:53 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Caspian Folmsbee

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)

going through my old trading cards in my parents' basement, i ran across this 1991 card that always gave me pause back in the day

http://i.imgur.com/j7Xv6SH.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)

Pirkka-Pekka Petelius

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0676194/

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 15:34 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/buffalomeat10

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:44 (nine years ago)

Timothy Beaglehole

ogmor, Friday, 10 February 2017 10:48 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

when my dad was younger he was obsessed with this dude he found in the phonebook named Goldfish T. Bogglesworth

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Sunday, 5 March 2017 14:03 (nine years ago)

Lord Strange of Knockin.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:54 (nine years ago)

Guto Bebb

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 March 2017 19:24 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Has Adolph Caesar been mentioned? He was just in a Tales From the Darkside episode I was watching. Not sure if it's a "great" real name but it's certainly got a kind of braggadocio vibe to it.

emil.y, Friday, 14 April 2017 21:51 (nine years ago)

from a court pleading @ my wife's work:

Jackual Barbee

andrew m., Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:57 (nine years ago)

Phetlada Third just came up in my fault ticket queue.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 20 April 2017 00:41 (nine years ago)

...it now occurs to me with the last 2 Ive mentioned in this thread that they could be burner-phone names made up with a name generator. I wonder.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 20 April 2017 00:45 (nine years ago)

Rusty Justice

+ +, Friday, 21 April 2017 21:37 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Edsel W. Ford, aviation inspector for the FAA. I rather want to say "Birth certificate or GTFO," but Henry Ford did have a son named Edsel B. Ford.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 17:10 (nine years ago)

following up on the above, Boats Botes won the People's choice; good write up:

http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2017/04/2017-name-of-year-elite-eight.html

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 19:24 (nine years ago)

god andy brandy casagrande iv is killing me

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 19:26 (nine years ago)

"Ezi Rider is an actor, known for Messidor (1979)."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559796/

devvvine, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 19:37 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Robert Knepper. It means 'Robert's fucking' in Denmark.

Frederik B, Friday, 2 June 2017 18:45 (nine years ago)

in the news: Reality Winner

-_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 5 June 2017 22:53 (nine years ago)

promising young Pakistani cricketer Fakhar Zaman

― ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Saturday, 30 January 2016 23:16 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And here he is!

imago, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Cavell Coo

http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/ashtonunited/teams/320/player/cavell-coo-1205195

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

Serene Moo

+ +, Friday, 28 July 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

Not sure how real this one is, but nonetheless. . .
http://i.imgur.com/MR6KxFW.jpg

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Friday, 28 July 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

Hung Pham
Reem Abbass (for the Scottish among you)

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

Philip Bump is a correspondent for The Post based in New York City. Follow @pbump

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:32 (eight years ago)


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