http://thecuck.gawker.com/gepetto-ing-is-the-new-benching-1785096210
If this is what you mean by art of manliness xpost
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 11 August 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)
btw they're parodying the nymag pitch for Beta Male as mentioned at the top of thishttp://jezebel.com/sheesh-theres-a-reason-women-are-totally-crushing-it-a-1775163095
― mh, Thursday, 11 August 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)
http://jezebel.com/why-do-so-many-men-whisper-hey-after-fucking-you-1784997594
hypothetical laughing in mirrors aside, this one gave me a moment of self-consciousness
― mh, Thursday, 11 August 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
that might be the only trend piece on contemporary sexual practices i've ever read that i definitely recognized
― le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:01 (nine years ago)
also one of the few where reading the comments revealed the wide diversity of how that sort of thing is received --- ranging wildly from contempt and disgust to 'aww i think it's sweet!'
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)
and yes, i immediately did an inventory
i used to "hey" but i am pretty sure i was taught to "hey" by my ex so i stopped
once i accidentally "thanks"ed, that's not a good look
as soon as the phrase is unlocked i find "i love you" is p much always a good one
― a simba man (Will M.), Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)
"yiff me i'm furry"
― 龜, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:23 (nine years ago)
voted "what?"
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:35 (nine years ago)
http://www.thecountrygourmet.com/IMAGES/cookware/emeril/Emeril_Bam.jpg
― adam, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:46 (nine years ago)
Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)
sorry
― adam, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)
"smell my dick"
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:53 (nine years ago)
re: Beta Male pitch, I guess I wind up reading something on the Cut fairly regularly and had zero idea it was a 'blog for women.'
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:11 (nine years ago)
As a dude, I enjoy getting a "thank you!" afterwards.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:46 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XYKY4Km20
― nomar, Thursday, 11 August 2016 23:52 (nine years ago)
loving ashley feinberg's alt-lit-esque senior week articles that are just slack transcripts
― Treeship, Friday, 12 August 2016 00:12 (nine years ago)
This "fucking in the car in the movie Titanic" article is good
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 00:51 (nine years ago)
hey... gawker dudes, what the fuck is wrong with you?
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Friday, 12 August 2016 01:02 (nine years ago)
http://youtu.be/yyzK6e6py9A
― esempiu (crüt), Friday, 12 August 2016 01:23 (nine years ago)
the cuck is pretty good
― Treeship, Friday, 12 August 2016 01:51 (nine years ago)
esp the one about the pokemon avatar. very marc loi.
― Treeship, Friday, 12 August 2016 01:52 (nine years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/fashion/gawker-last-party-bankruptcy-nick-denton.htmlI'm Sure It Sounded Better In Person Dept:
“We just had a national conversation out of the D.N.C. when the father of a soldier who was killed in battle said to Donald Trump, ‘What have you sacrificed?’” Mr. Cook said. “Not that the sacrifices here come close to losing a loved one, but it is a sacrifice to be a 23-year-old kid and to find your name on a complaint from Hulk Hogan.”
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:18 (nine years ago)
yeah I'm sure these were prepared remarks and not just a bunch of coworkers half-sloshed pontificating on the mic about their sinking ship
come on, man
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
Rap Genius 26:52 sayshttp://images.rapgenius.com/b93cab7937313996dddbf93af2e3ea1c.344x147x1.jpg
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)
the daily beast olympic outing article made me think of the gawk
― 龜, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)
kind of dying thinking how Treeship is right about thecuck and how our old buddy marc would fit right in
he might be possibly too otm
― mh, Friday, 12 August 2016 18:57 (nine years ago)
Senior Week has wandered into Challops Country
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 13 August 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)
pale imitation of racket teen anyway
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 01:03 (nine years ago)
Why was I surprised this turned out to be a HamNo post
http://gawker.com/wear-your-shorts-proudly-men-786226991
― El Tomboto, Monday, 15 August 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)
he's from florida
― J0rdan S., Monday, 15 August 2016 16:48 (nine years ago)
Was that some kind of dare to get him through a whole post about legs without extolling the virtues of squatting?
― how's life, Monday, 15 August 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)
last bids accepted 5pm today; we really should've kickstarted
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 15 August 2016 17:26 (nine years ago)
maybe we can negotiate to buy a sub-blog from whoever takes over the assets
i'm in for $20 if we can get thecuck
― mh, Monday, 15 August 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)
I just want Dog
― El Tomboto, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:16 (nine years ago)
iirc dog was an independent contributor and hireable without buying a site
― mh, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:28 (nine years ago)
Thankfully it looks like all of Dog is on archive.org. Nice!
― El Tomboto, Monday, 15 August 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)
They should include Gawker Media in one of their Amazon affiliate "Today's Best Deals" posts
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 15 August 2016 22:37 (nine years ago)
¡univision!
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 22:13 (nine years ago)
the shitlords are gonna flip out (more)
http://www.recode.net/2016/8/16/12504008/univision-is-buying-gawker-media-for-135-million
― goole, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)
http://gawker.com/carefully-groomed-stubble-is-a-mark-of-low-moral-charac-1648477161
where else can journalists sub-piece their own bosses
― j., Tuesday, 16 August 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/16/opinion/peter-thiel-the-online-privacy-debate-wont-end-with-gawker.html
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 23:42 (nine years ago)
hamilton nolan: worst person of all time ever named hamilton?
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)
no: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 03:47 (nine years ago)
100 children vs. millions of impressionable future new yorkers
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 03:50 (nine years ago)
compulsive cannibalism vs obsession with the purity of yogurt
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 09:58 (nine years ago)
Greta Van Susteren @gretaWhy is Gawker worth so much? Could the buyers not go to domain.com or @GoDaddy and buy a domain for $3?
gets it
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
lol
― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 15:53 (nine years ago)
@melbournecoalPer a source, Univision does "not intend to keep operating Gawker.com."
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 August 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)
i wonder if gawker included non competes in the employment contracts
― 龜, Thursday, 18 August 2016 15:47 (nine years ago)