hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

In the end, it’s probably worth it for you to use dark magic and create a thrall out of wood and string instead of interacting with real humans.

I do that for about ten minutes every morning. Very freeing.

the mirror-laughing, that is

i'm down with yogic laughing and likely self clown more than most on this here website but that there COMEDY does not compute
more power to you tho

are they just gonna take the art of manliness / marketing of masculinity threads and package it in to a site?

Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women. Then, imagine a version of that, but for men. That’s The Cuck.

isn't that . . . deadspin

deadspin is still ostensibly about sports

the cuck would likely recognize that sports do not belong to men

There won’t be any gross, objectifying stories about female celebrities, either—just stories that celebrate them for saying smart things in interviews or appearing in Paul Feig movies, that also might occasionally mention how they look, in a complimentary way.

hmm

http://thecuck.gawker.com/gepetto-ing-is-the-new-benching-1785096210

If this is what you mean by art of manliness xpost

btw they're parodying the nymag pitch for Beta Male as mentioned at the top of this
http://jezebel.com/sheesh-theres-a-reason-women-are-totally-crushing-it-a-1775163095

http://jezebel.com/why-do-so-many-men-whisper-hey-after-fucking-you-1784997594

hypothetical laughing in mirrors aside, this one gave me a moment of self-consciousness

that might be the only trend piece on contemporary sexual practices i've ever read that i definitely recognized

also one of the few where reading the comments revealed the wide diversity of how that sort of thing is received --- ranging wildly from contempt and disgust to 'aww i think it's sweet!'

and yes, i immediately did an inventory

i used to "hey" but i am pretty sure i was taught to "hey" by my ex so i stopped

once i accidentally "thanks"ed, that's not a good look

as soon as the phrase is unlocked i find "i love you" is p much always a good one

"yiff me i'm furry"

voted "what?"

http://www.thecountrygourmet.com/IMAGES/cookware/emeril/Emeril_Bam.jpg

Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

sorry

"smell my dick"

re: Beta Male pitch, I guess I wind up reading something on the Cut fairly regularly and had zero idea it was a 'blog for women.'

As a dude, I enjoy getting a "thank you!" afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XYKY4Km20

loving ashley feinberg's alt-lit-esque senior week articles that are just slack transcripts

This "fucking in the car in the movie Titanic" article is good

hey... gawker dudes, what the fuck is wrong with you?

http://youtu.be/yyzK6e6py9A

the cuck is pretty good

esp the one about the pokemon avatar. very marc loi.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/14/fashion/gawker-last-party-bankruptcy-nick-denton.html
I'm Sure It Sounded Better In Person Dept:

“We just had a national conversation out of the D.N.C. when the father of a soldier who was killed in battle said to Donald Trump, ‘What have you sacrificed?’” Mr. Cook said. “Not that the sacrifices here come close to losing a loved one, but it is a sacrifice to be a 23-year-old kid and to find your name on a complaint from Hulk Hogan.”

yeah I'm sure these were prepared remarks and not just a bunch of coworkers half-sloshed pontificating on the mic about their sinking ship

come on, man

Rap Genius 26:52 says
http://images.rapgenius.com/b93cab7937313996dddbf93af2e3ea1c.344x147x1.jpg

the daily beast olympic outing article made me think of the gawk

kind of dying thinking how Treeship is right about thecuck and how our old buddy marc would fit right in

he might be possibly too otm

Senior Week has wandered into Challops Country

pale imitation of racket teen anyway

Why was I surprised this turned out to be a HamNo post

http://gawker.com/wear-your-shorts-proudly-men-786226991

he's from florida

Was that some kind of dare to get him through a whole post about legs without extolling the virtues of squatting?

last bids accepted 5pm today; we really should've kickstarted

maybe we can negotiate to buy a sub-blog from whoever takes over the assets

i'm in for $20 if we can get thecuck

I just want Dog

iirc dog was an independent contributor and hireable without buying a site

Thankfully it looks like all of Dog is on archive.org. Nice!

They should include Gawker Media in one of their Amazon affiliate "Today's Best Deals" posts

¡univision!

the shitlords are gonna flip out (more)

http://www.recode.net/2016/8/16/12504008/univision-is-buying-gawker-media-for-135-million

http://gawker.com/carefully-groomed-stubble-is-a-mark-of-low-moral-charac-1648477161

where else can journalists sub-piece their own bosses

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/16/opinion/peter-thiel-the-online-privacy-debate-wont-end-with-gawker.html

hamilton nolan: worst person of all time ever named hamilton?