everybody on ilx complains about reddit

*world, apologies, gin

linked from that thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20120117022359/http://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/og3ur/how_do_i_hide_my_small_dick_from_showing_through

cant we all just get together as the spectacular human race around the fact that there are growers and showers

I recognise the long-lived schism between the growing & the showing

what I do not recognise, & refuse to recognise, however, is team saluter

i really don't wanna replicate that conversation here but wtf

Never in my life has it occurred to me to worry about this.

Straight humblebraggin'

https://web.archive.org/web/20120123075722/http://i.imgur.com/kLj3K.png

the sistine chapel of internet dick-problem diagrams

I seem to remember LBJ talking about this a lot in some transcripts from his White House days

President Johnson orders pants from Joe Haggar

down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence.

gotta have some stride in the crotch

Yeah this all sounds more about poor tailoring than anything else

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4wq2iy/my_brother_who_is_a_lawyer_and_i_are_going_to_sue/?st=irntq7q8&sh=f30a3fc8

My brother (who is a lawyer) and I are going to sue WB and DC for false advertising, misleading visual images and gaining a profit from us and millions others due to these acts. Our case has been accepted. We begin 11.08.16 (self.movies)
submitted 1 day ago * by BlackPanther2016
Movie Trailers are like food menus, they give you a preview of what your gonna get. If you look at a McDonald's menu and you choose to get your favourite burger, presented/showcased in a nice picture with pickles, chicken, mild cheese(you're favourite, in-fact...that's the only reason you're getting this burger...because you love mild cheese). So you use your hard worked money to pay for this burger, you get the burger, but only to find out that...this isn't the burger you ordered. Yes it has pickles and chicken...but...it doesn't have mild cheese...it has regular cheese.
Suicide Squad trailers showcased several SPECIFIC Joker scenes that I had to pay for the whole movie just so that I can go watch those SPECIFIC SCENES that WB/DC had advertised in their trailers and TV spots. These scenes are: When Joker banged his head on his car window, when Joker says, ''let me show you my toys'', when Joker punchs the roof of his car, when Joker drops a bomb with his face all messed up and says, ''BYE BYE!''. Non of these scenes were in the movie. I drove 300 miles to London to go watch these specific scenes they had explicitly advertised in their TV ads...and they didn't show them to me. Adding to this, they were also 2 specific Katana scenes they advertised that were also the reason I wanted to go watch the movie. These scenes were: Katana's eyes going black, and a slow motion shot of her and her sword taking souls...in a smokey kind of style. These scenes were advertised several times in the 1st trailer and many TV ads...but they didn't show it to me in the movie. I wasted alot of money paying and travelling to go watch this movie because of these specific scenes they had advertised to me and all of us saying, ''hey, check out our preview! this will all be in our movie, come watch it on the 5th!!''. All lies. I told the theatre about this unjust act and said I didn't get what I came here to see...can I have my money back. They laughed at me and kicked me out. So I'm now taking this to court. I want my refund, the trauma of being embarrassed as I was being kicked out and people laughing at me for wanting my refund, and also the 160 pounds of fuel money I used to drive to London from Scotland.
If you advertise something...give me what you have advertised. Period. This is becoming a habbit with movie studios, showing epic scenes in trailers...but their never shown in the movies. It's unjust.
I just want to say, join me if you feel the same way. Let's stop this nonsense of false bullshitery...and don't let them bribe you with their ''deluxe premium special directors gold extended edition supreme cut'' nonsense. You should get what they advertised as their first theatre showing and what you have paid for based on what they have showed you in their advertisements.
Our court process will begin on 11/08/16 this week.
Edit: For those of you who seem to be baffled by me driving to London to watch a movie, let just remind you - Suicide Squad premiered in London. I also didn't get this ticket by winning some radio competition or through some charity. Top dollar was spent on this.
And also thank you to the very few who stand by me, that's more than enough to start making a difference.

Movie Trailers are like food menus, they give you a preview of what your gonna get. If you look at a McDonald's menu and you choose to get your favourite burger, presented/showcased in a nice picture with pickles, chicken, mild cheese(you're favourite, in-fact...that's the only reason you're getting this burger...because you love mild cheese). So you use your hard worked money to pay for this burger, you get the burger, but only to find out that...this isn't the burger you ordered. Yes it has pickles and chicken...but...it doesn't have mild cheese...it has regular cheese.

I really wish it went full clickhole and just started ranting about mild cheese the whole time

in a smokey kind of style.

take a goooooooood look at my face

didn't know jared leto is on reddit

With all the subreddits where people (mostly women) post pictures of themselves naked, how is Reddit Inc. protected from potential underage stuff? Is it enough, legally, for a woman posting to say she's 18+?

Websites generally only need to have users claim they are 18 to visit. I guess it's the same?

https://67.media.tumblr.com/3d93b44227a9828d460deab091ae9b5e/tumblr_obwm2u0c4e1r43cbjo1_1280.png

ilx version? every hour vacuum cleaner something something

I just want to post the r/CuckholdCommunity header again

https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/ya6S1w0rtXBlYs2cAnyYBV3KRwTnm3TveCDTbs7sDss.png

jesus christ

so good

My brother (who is a lawyer) and I are going to sue WB and DC for false advertising, misleading visual images and gaining a profit from us and millions others due to these acts. Our case has been accepted. We begin 11.08.16 (self.movies)
submitted 1 day ago * by BlackPanther2016

The Black Panthers have really gone downhill in 2016

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/4xu0yy/my_girlfriend_elaborately_made_me_homeless/

pretty solid way to break up with someone who you think could act violently or poorly imo

Damn, that woman is a hero.

that fake woman is a hero

I could barely get past the weasely-worded first sentence, Two years ago my girlfriend and I had a small DV incident where I hit her. Way too many word in there, shitstain. The correct grammar is "Two years ago I hit my girlfriend."

made it a lot worse and not sure why he even included that other than as a way to make his girlfriend even more sympathetic

this is totally a post from someone who is trying to hedge their bets about a possibly-shitty significant other, right? if they wrote "I am not sure I can trust my SO, can I leave them off the lease and evict them via lawyer if things get heated?" it'd be met with "just leave them, this is too complicated"

but if you pretend the situation already happened and post from the other viewpoint to try to draw out legal possibilities..

scrolled down a bit, never saw an answer that was "you have no rights, find a new place, peace"

? That's what all the answers were that I read (in longer form).

in most states when you sublet with a month to month tenant, you don't get to just change the locks after the notification period has expired, you still have to file a complaint in court to properly evict them.

and in Arkansas what the OP is suggesting his "ex" is doing would be considered a "self-help" eviction which would make that shitstain unfortunately able to sue the (perhaps fictitious) girlfriend.

The utter inability of that guy to a) not see he is the problem, is violent, and b) not play the victim, is eye-opening. He seems genuinely unaware why this has happened.

yeah the use of "I owned it" is mega self-congratulatory posturing over merely recognizing his own terrifying behavior after the fact.

Amazing. That woman is a hero indeed. "A small DV incident"... c'mon. The only reason he included that, started the whole story off with, is that it probably wasn't that "small". There's no such thing.

in the sense that the Hindenburg experienced a "minor chemical disturbance" i suppose

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d8764558eb58c36f0bbcf7f08ea04142/tumblr_obtoxrsU5T1qe7tl7o1_1280.png

leave it to the redditor to be jealous of a dead guy

i mean what if he's being buried in a deadpool costume she might not be able to control herself

What is "cucked"?

Actually, forget it, I don't need to know.

Cuck_Tatum

http://www.rellimzone.com/images/movies/jfk-1991-08.png

"You don't know shit because you never been cucked in the ass!"

congrats to 龜 on finding the platonic ideal reddit post once again

omg necrocucking

typo?

reddit is a cancer

now i've got 'rhythm is a dancer' stuck in my head, cheers