ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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He Katy Perry took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNN

FIXED

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

vote bloomps

augh (Control Z), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)

Today, my son was looking around the house for a Ganesh tapestry that my wife had given him for his birthday and there was much discussion of "that elephant thing".

how's life, Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:35 (nine years ago)

Bloomps running strong in Utah, could finish 2nd to McMullin.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:53 (nine years ago)

DAMMMNNN.

augh (Control Z), Monday, 7 November 2016 00:20 (nine years ago)

Now more than ever

ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Monday, 7 November 2016 03:18 (nine years ago)

Now more than ever

― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Sunday, November 6, 2016 9:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:04 (nine years ago)

http://imgur.com/a/J7qMe

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/otoCZ4P.jpg

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (nine years ago)

yesss

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:43 (nine years ago)

Ornaldo Bloomps ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:32 (nine years ago)

thank u Michael B

augh (Control Z), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:18 (nine years ago)

nine months pass...

Ornaldo Bloomps for Rycroft Philostrate!

I am not kidding.

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/orlando-bloom-amazon-carnival-row-1202538802/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

this sounds like some horrible China Mieville project

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

It's an anagram for Erratic Frothy Plots.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

eight months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdU8VMkV4AE8sMR.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:37 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

The deadlinked pics make my heart so heavy ITT. anybody have a copy of the one where he is on stage giving a campaign speech?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:48 (six years ago)

six months pass...

Congratns?

Mark G, Thursday, 5 March 2020 08:22 (six years ago)

We’ve all been here for....many, many years, haven’t we

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2020 09:47 (six years ago)

BABY BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:05 (six years ago)

When I was a boy, Ornaldo Bloomps becoming presidetn was just a beautiful dream. But now it's science fact!

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:14 (six years ago)

five months pass...

Baby Bloomps has arrived. Can't wait to see his first takedown.

peace, man, Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:40 (five years ago)

Baron Bloomps

life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (five years ago)

Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (five years ago)

sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”

Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

Damn.

Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (five years ago)

Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

six months pass...

Amazing

Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.

Is it really not?
https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt

— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021

Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (five years ago)

This is why we elected him presidetn

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (five years ago)

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (five years ago)

also dreaming about roles for minorities and women

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (five years ago)

also eyeing up beautiful cows

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (five years ago)

A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.

nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (five years ago)

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (five years ago)

(plant) based bloomps

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (five years ago)

green powders

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (five years ago)

I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (five years ago)

His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."

OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (five years ago)

And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.

pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (five years ago)

milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (five years ago)

slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (five years ago)

Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.

chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (five years ago)

DAMMMNNN.

Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (five years ago)

anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (five years ago)

three months pass...

the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (four years ago)

lol, wow

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (four years ago)

wait, what happened to my uh shirt

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (four years ago)

three years pass...

This was the other thread.

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 January 2025 23:44 (one year ago)

uh shirt still avail

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 01:53 (one year ago)

just ordered a brand new one

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 02:12 (one year ago)


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