hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Nick Denton gonna file for personal bankruptcy

http://www.inc.com/jeff-bercovici/peter-thiel-young-blood.html

rip inc.com

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-gawkermedia-founder-idUSKCN10C2RV

bankrupt

YES

‏@pareene
the perfect end to this election is Trump quitting and an actual doctrinaire conservative cruising to victory on a raft of media praise

where "actual doctrinaire conservative" means someone who intends to eradicate the death penalty, preserve abortion access and voting rights, and possibly expand social security? Sorry I know it's tiresome continuing to mention the domestic policy differences between actual conservatism and what you think it means

HRC has never come out against the death penalty afaik

It's in the platform and the nomination of Scalia's replacement will most likely seal the deal.

I think pareene is talking about fantasy of Trump quitting and GOP replacing him with standard issue con before election

the replacement would lose massively

maaaybe

we already did the dog and pony circus and the platypus won. one other medal finisher burned the party on the way out, the other sewed himself to trump's leg. There just isn't anyone else unless you think they'll run bernie.

i think trump's supporters are so rabid...i mean bernie lost and his supporters are still fuming, imagine what the don's will do if he's forced out by the GOP establishment. i don't see hillary losing to someone "the people didn't nominate", as it were.

lol i love how Tombot assumed that tweet was in reference to HRC cuz Morbs quoted it

can we not have this shit seep into every thread

I assumed Morbz interpretation of it was that
I did not assume Pareene meant HRC

i'm not an idiot u know

(go ahead)

everyone knows that the Modern Neolib Democratic Prez gives out the Love Candidate social-issue stuff in exchange for the tacit acceptance of Endless War and stagnant wages.

is THAT what Leonard Cohen sings??

Don't Go Home with Your Hil-On

this acct is probably chuck johnson or pax dickinson

https://twitter.com/JailDenton/status/763438166049030144

lol real murderers row in the tags too:

Ryan Holiday, Scott Adams, NassimNicholasTaleb and John Durant

lol

wait, when did gawker publish nude photos of a minor? does hulk hogan have progeria or something?

The article linked to is this:

http://gawker.com/486469528

Jail Denton
@JailDenton
4h
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the nude kid content of that article is (thankfully) zero

what a weird thing to attack gawker for when there's so much less-questionable stuff to dredge up

so their complaint is about a gawker article asking whether exploitation of teen sexuality is ok, and it wasn't gawker's content but them linking to someone else's?

I give up

fam

"fam"

gamergate morons

As of Monday, Daulerio had just $1,505.78 in his checking account, according to a screenshot of his bank statement submitted to the court, which has been frozen in advance of today’s hearing.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2016/08/11/835/#acd84941bc6b

I am at least enjoying the "don't give a fuck" phase.

http://thecuck.gawker.com/welcome-to-gawkers-new-mens-site-the-cuck-1785101113

My no fucks stage would include a lot of blind items about "a certain tech billionaire."

Rob Ford crack video released btw

this is hilarious

Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women. Then, imagine a version of that, but for men. That’s The Cuck.

trying to imagine who wants to read that

have to break it to my friend it's not going to survive and is part of the outburst of death throes content

I would love to read it because it's funny

i mean, i get it? and i get the meta joke too? and maybe the meta on the meta joke? but at a certain point aren't you just pointing in the mirror and laughing?

In the end, it’s probably worth it for you to use dark magic and create a thrall out of wood and string instead of interacting with real humans.

I do that for about ten minutes every morning. Very freeing.

the mirror-laughing, that is

i'm down with yogic laughing and likely self clown more than most on this here website but that there COMEDY does not compute
more power to you tho

are they just gonna take the art of manliness / marketing of masculinity threads and package it in to a site?

Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women. Then, imagine a version of that, but for men. That’s The Cuck.

isn't that . . . deadspin

deadspin is still ostensibly about sports

the cuck would likely recognize that sports do not belong to men

There won’t be any gross, objectifying stories about female celebrities, either—just stories that celebrate them for saying smart things in interviews or appearing in Paul Feig movies, that also might occasionally mention how they look, in a complimentary way.

hmm

http://thecuck.gawker.com/gepetto-ing-is-the-new-benching-1785096210

If this is what you mean by art of manliness xpost

btw they're parodying the nymag pitch for Beta Male as mentioned at the top of this
http://jezebel.com/sheesh-theres-a-reason-women-are-totally-crushing-it-a-1775163095

http://jezebel.com/why-do-so-many-men-whisper-hey-after-fucking-you-1784997594

hypothetical laughing in mirrors aside, this one gave me a moment of self-consciousness