EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

DJPDQ Bach

lol

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/5544/3605/400/Mark-Russell.jpg

My most positive memory of Giuliani is him standing stoically on the stage of SNL right after 9/11 and even then I half-expected him to unhinge his jaw and start swallowing large rodents in the middle of the tribute

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, July 28, 2016

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fparaisocultural.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F07%2Fjulio-cortazar.jpg&f=1

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guess you can't actually see any of those titles tho

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just shelves is fine, but, yeah, it makes it more fun if you can browse a little. or snoop. in a historical way.

― scott seward, Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:27 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/fhs5gR2.jpg

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:29 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

Brilliant

loool

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnXjMNOUsAAztY1.jpg:small

― mookieproof, Thursday, July 14, 2016 10:46 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk what 'expensify' is but they do realize the Lord of the Flies was a rotting pig's head on a stick, right?

― five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Friday, July 15, 2016 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oddly enough, so is the ceo of expensify

― mh, Friday, July 15, 2016 10:44 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Project Delivery Manager at NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory
That sure happened fast! I was AllisonRoad on the NRO Discus comments, with a picture of the Gin Blossoms lead singer as my avatar. Now you see my real name and me and my wife's picture next to my comments. The times they are a-changin'

― Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 4, 2016 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you could say they... found out about you

― goole, Friday, August 5, 2016 11:03 AM

http://66.media.tumblr.com/ca0fb8a42e6dd6cc6d75913a070f8121/tumblr_inline_ms7fm7tRsy1qiplke.gif

if Trump dies during the campaign his supporters will probably ask "WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE"

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 03:56 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was really trying to contain myself this evening as these two parents and their annoying friend paraded their 3 year old around the empty beer garden, the friend talking loud baby speak, finally settling on an empty table right in front of me.

― calstars, Thursday, August 25, 2016 8:48 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does angwy old man want a dwinky winky

― Οὖτις, Thursday, August 25, 2016 8:53 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think I've said something like this before, but if I were making the Oasis biopic, it would begin with a scene of Noel and Liam as kids, Liam feeling sad for being beaten up just because he acted like an asshole, Noel cheering him up by playing a new song he just wrote 'All around the world / gotta spread the word / you know it's gonna be okay.' 'You know Liam, one day we are going to be Rock and Roll stars, and we're going to turn this song into the biggest song ever. At several of the early shows they play stripped down versions of the song, at the recording of both Definitely Maybe and Morning Glory they're asked if they want to include the anthem. 'Not yet' says Noel. 'Not until we have the budget to make it fucking right.' The film culminates with a painstaking reconstruction of the recording process of All Around the World, done in black and white, cinema verité style, but also imitating the famous bell-making scene from Andrei Rublev (it goes without saying that my biopic is a 3 hour monster like Nixon or something). Final scene of film is a one-take of Noel, dejected, angry at Liam, coked out of his mind, feeling the dream has gone to shit, putting on the song, the masterpiece he dreamt about since he was a kid, and over 9 painfull minutes realizing just how bad it is, just how much he fucked it up. For the last couple of minutes he is bawling his eyes out, lying on the floor, snot coming out of his nose. Roll credits, soundtracked by Country House.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 7:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haa

that's pretty great

would be nice written out as fiction on the noel thread.

..b-b-but that's the way it was!

forty-seven minutes ago

whoa, when did this become a thing?

the answer's in the question surely

I'd watch this film, and probably any film that featured a scene inspired by the bell in Andrei Rublev

everyone has eat kale bumper stickers where i live. and bernie stickers. there's also a guy around the corner with an I Love Vagina bumper sticker on the back of his truck. i don't know if he eats kale though.

― scott seward, Thursday, August 25, 2016 11:19 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

done in black and white, cinema verité style, but also imitating the famous bell-making scene from Andrei Rublev

ah yeah, that's the sweet spot

Quite apart from the context of historical rivalries there's little more abject than "country house" so that would be a powerful scene

i have a shire horse on a treadmill powering my customised phonograph and i can't believe how much fuller and deeper the sound of my wax cylinders is now - it's like the imperial minstrels are right there in the barn with you
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, August 14, 2016 5:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp its like there really IS a turkey in the straw
― doeth represent the square of squares squaredly (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, August 15, 2016 2:14 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There was a kid in my literature class when I was 15 who used to amend his essays by running a lot of the words he used through Microsoft Word's thesaurus and subbing in the longest alternative that came up. The result was, of course, unreadable. Our teacher rather cruelly made a public joke of him by forcing him to read a paragraph or two aloud to the rest of the class.

I felt sorry for him at the time, but that kid had the last laugh, as he grew up to be the singer and frontwoman of internationally successful rock band The Cranberries.

― Tim F, Tuesday, August 30, 2016 10:04 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"[Trump] is a guy who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth that now he's choking on because his foot's in his mouth—with the spoon”

-Biden

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2016 11:33 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Trump is a guy with a spoon in his mouth and his head up his ass, and his foot's in his mouth with the spoon in the ass"

― flopson, Thursday, September 1, 2016 11:35 AM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ban trump from excelsior k thx bye

build some kind of wall maybe

the great firewall

and make Morbs pay for it

Until we figure out what's going on

it's medieval times, they're cutting off threads

F'real LOLZ:

I admire and respect the work that Cats Protection do, but whenever they find a squished cat (or RTA as they always call it) they talk about the animal crossing over the rainbow bridge and post this terrible painting and I feel bad for cringing)

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14212128_1256472507705605_8591494689809163209_n.jpg?oh=1c338db349ca8db5e8da5e8b2ecfdafc&oe=588644F0

― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, September 3, 2016 1:56 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why is the cat being chased by dog?

― soref, Saturday, September 3, 2016 2:01 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why must he feel like that

― Neanderthal, Saturday, September 3, 2016 2:05 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I once saw Bobby Gillespie walk into a speaker stack onstage at the Hammersmith Palais and bang his head against it.

I hope no permanent damage ensued.... to the speaker stack I mean

― Dadaismus (Dada), 29. tammikuuta 2004 14:05 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thats the worst excelsior ever.

Ever.

come now

that dead pets painting just reminds me of this, which is obviously the same scene but done from the late cat's POV:

http://www.kotta.se/prodigy/pics/jiltedart.jpg

The cat of the land

fun fact: pictured back right is the speaker stack that bobby gillespie walked into.

music for the jolted generator

BURN DOWN EXCELSIOR

HANG THE J/K

FUCK THEM
AND THEIR LOL

best part of that painting is that he's cutting the rope on the wrong side of the post. second best part is that he obviously thinks the police-thugs he's flipping off do not have guns.

PLUR

90s UK - they probably don't, in fairness.

he's entered rave elysium and is giving them the finger from the afterlife, so fuck the cops their bullets cannot reach me now

gone for a british day and what do i see but a peasants' revolt

nickb gets it