c/d: paris hilton

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I wouldn't say I have a specific type per say, but I don't tend to be attracted to the very skinny.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalish, did you ever know that you're my hero?

Paris Hilton: I used to hate her passionately, but then I realized how silly it was to hate someone I'd never met. Plus, I read this surprisingly interesting profile of her back in the day, and she came off pretty mellow. I believe the author actually used the word "asexual" to characterize her behavior. She is also apparently a big pothead, which is a point in her favor.

But she fucked Shannen Doherty's sloppy seconds, so: DUD.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

it looked like a nice cock though.

anyhow, i like paris hilton. she funny!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i'll put it another way. i'm not a fan of sex symbols(wannabe or not) who're wwaaaaaaayy too skinny. massively unhealthy body shapes being trumpeted & what not.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/812/812_image_17.jpg

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd trumpet it

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway maybe I should watch her show. I don't think I've ever actually heard what her voice sounds like.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do we assume that her body shape is not her normal body shape? My ex-wife was thin as a rail not from dieting but because that's the body she had.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey so while watching her host SNL the other night I concluded that she's actually way sharper than anyone has ever given her credit for. In fact, I began to suspect that the whole Paris Hilton phenomenon is an incredibly clever practical joke that she is playing on us. I fear her now. The weird thing is that getting this hint that she's sharp has actually diminished my appreciation of her, because I was kind of down with the sheer glammy vapidity of her public image. I mean, now it's like she's the "author" of the ridiculous shit she does on Fox -- she isn't actually the thing itself. Which is still cool, but I liked it a little better as the authentic article.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I am fairly certain that her current body shape is enhanced by a genetic predisposition to being thin but that doesn't change the fact that I'd rather see someone with bigger hips and bigger breasts in that outfit (like Jack Black) (ew ew ew) (I hate sex now).

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I still adore the one Simple Life where they're supposed to clean hotel rooms but instead they put on the guests' clothes and order room service and call the front desk to send a maid to clean the room, and then when their "manager" comes around to check up she congratulates them on what a terrific cleaning job they've done. There's something kind of Candide-like about that show, the way they're basically just going around stealing people's shit and then apologizing and waltzing off. I have to admire it! Fox or no Fox, I'd never be able to walk into a Burger King and order like $30 of shit and start eating it all at the counter and then go "Thirty dollars? Oh, I don't actually have any money. Sorry."

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I also have to say that I REALLY enjoy the idea of Paris Hilton actually being like Jennifer Connelly in real life but using her smarts for gonzo image manipulation as opposed to vaguely brooding Hollywood startletdom.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco, ive been TRYING to give her credit for being that sharp all thread!

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I think there are plenty of women with fuller figures than Paris Hilton that are constantly trumpeted (Tracer has now redefined that term for me forever) and praised for being "real" women etc. I mean, how many times can "curves" be "in again"? I'm happy for a woman of any size to be and feel sexy, but to achieve it by putting others down for having "no ass" is kind of hypocritical. I'm all for people redefining what beauty means (and the tyranny of the expectation that people be rail-thin), but we're not going to achieve that by simply deploying the same tired critiques from the opposite direction.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/old_and_new_paris.jpg

Coulda been a classic, perhaps.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Beggars can't be choosers but skeletal, stupid and blonde is not really my type

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate her, i hate her for being at once both vapid and completely manipulative, i hate that pose she does for every picture. and i hate that i can't stop watching, that every detail of her depravity and hell, her fabulous life makes me at once more interested and more disgusted. i can appreciate - through this hatred - that there is something there, a spark of some sort of genius... but i do tend to think that she's using it purely for evil over good, for manipulation when in fact there's nothing but sharpness. and while that's really a compelling and fascinating thing to observe - she's been remarkably resistant to fading even in a state of oversaturation - it's also somewhat dud.
my heart divides over this, and of course over: being famous for being famous: c/d?

― e--- s-------- and don't i know it, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope she lives to be 100 and always looks exactly the same. THe world needs a new Zsa Zsa.

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

erin wins.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris isn't really "skeletal," just more lanky / gangly / willowy. At least from what I can tell. Possibly it's just that she keeps such a high-tech skin-glow going on that she can't help but look pseudo-healthyish. She looks like someone's overly-rosy cartoon conception of an already-cartoony ancient-Greek idea of a woodland nymph-thing. Which is, you know, whatever. One of the funny results is that she can wear tragically little clothes and yet not have anything remotely sexy going on with it, because all you really see is airbrushed-looking skin and long limbs. There's nothing "dirty" to see.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post: Erin is fretting way too much about making high-level ethical judgments about some blonde chick who goes to parties and says funny stuff!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

DUD, rotten bitch

one of the few times being a young black male makes things *simpler*, I'm just gonna enjoy it.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think long limbs are sexy.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

She's passed over from elfin to elflike - not a good thing

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

all this skinny-hate is making me glad I didn't post my underwear pic!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco, email me! (i dun't have yr address)

xpost ahem

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

just looking for a way to come to terms with why i seek out paris-related media. it's sort of revolting to watch her garner attention, but damn, i'm right there with vh1 and e! eagerly watching, helping keep her famous. it's so easy, and fun!

i guess when i saw the query, i *totally* had to read it, as it was about paris hilton, which should = classic. maybe the phenomenon of paris hilton = classic, for its full entertainment value, but i'll still, er, fret, about saying that she herself is classic, or about saying that this impulse in me (or us?) is classic, when i somewhat suspect that we're all doomed.

plus, nabisco, writing all this about paris hilton is totally fun.

― erin schanning and don't i know it, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha Teeny, email me!

(Tracer, it's n!tsuh @ gmail! Will mail you too.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

erin, you remind me of someone.

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, skinny girls are often very neat-looking. And Paris's particular skinniness is the kind of genuinely-lanky mildly-toned un-frail skinniness that's usually pleasant. It leaves her head looking a little huge, sometimes, but there doesn't seem to be anything skeletal or unnatural or sickly about it at all. She just looks like in another life she'd have had a bad complection and run cross-country at a small-town midwestern high school.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Ass is nice too, obviously, but getting dogmatic about one or the other strikes me as counterproductive.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

hey nabisco, when you mentioned my glasses on that other thread, did you realize youd met me before? or was it actual esp?

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It was cause I'm actually omniscient. Also I was stalking you for a while before I realized you weren't actually Reese Witherspoon.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i see. well, you once recommended mixed up in the hague to me, when i was going out with one of your coworkers.

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

um, mixed up in the hague to me.

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Being omniscient, I already knew that. Also: around 5:45 pm today, just wait for the next train. And yes, that one girl with the headband can see what you're doing with your other hand.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread should have been titled "the emperor has no ass."

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

yr crrazy, nabisco!

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. But yes, I recognized yr photo: how's it going?

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

pretty good - also, mixed up in the hague is awesome.

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

[broken img killed]

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

pretty much everything in the hague is awesome.
especially the name.

― undead in the hague, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

cbgotm

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I loves the Paris and am a particularly avid fan of her work with Rick Soloman.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Her music is good.

Her show was pretty good, for at least a few months.

WTF people?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how Nicole is totally the indie "Simple Life" pick.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah it's a regular Scarlett Johannson/Thora Birch issue.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

in that case, i am probably totally un-indie. (thora = indie, right?)

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

dudes, everyone (indie and non-indie) would do it with scarlett johannson.

― undead in the hague, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I completely adore Nicole Richie, though. That girl is a pure fuzz ball off shitty attitude and fantatic threads. I'd like to have sat behind her in class.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't do it with Scarlett Johannson.

I would do it with Paris Hilton.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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