An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator.

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Every sex toy should be cruel towards baby animals.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

hello random googlers!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How about happy baby hummingbirds?

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah we've got the "dildo filled with baby hummingbirds" market cornered.

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I still don't get why it is WASPs as opposed to Jews, Catholics, Buddhists or Atheists?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm still puzzling over how exactly you'd manage to fill a cigar tube with lots of wasps. Presumably they'd be angry. How would you do that?

― C J (C J), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

You fill it with sugar, natch.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

tell them there is something they want at one of the ends of it--probably the end that isn't the open end.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I still don't get why it is WASPs as opposed to Jews, Catholics, Buddhists or Atheists?

Well, I wouldn't want to be called antisemitic for filling a cigar tube with Jews.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasps hibernate or something in the winter - or get very dozy when the weather is cold, anyway - so I guess you could keep them in the freezer, then the body heat would wake them up, which might be like a speed control or something.

― C J (C J), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Tell them the cigar tube has a free cocktail hour, that will get the WASPs in.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

You fill it with sugar, natch.

Hey, remember when I set this one up and then nobody knocked it out of the park? Honestly, I'm ashamed.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

ha rosemary i didn;t think of that one. i was gonna post about Brooks Brothers.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

All this talk of inventive vibrators is fine for the girls - but what about the boys? Haven't any of you ever been really curious about the central vacuuming system?

― C J (C J), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not my fault Mark, I was in a meeting!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

nine months pass...

I'd just like to revive this wrongness.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

surely this device is kissing cousin to the sodomizing bee-stick?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This is clearly one of the greatest threads ever.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn, Perry beat me to another thread! (But then, any talk of vibrators is a good thing.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

this is awesome. how did i miss it?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

THE HIVEMIND IS A SEX TOY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The thread revives have super high quality this week :)

(That sounds like such a backhand...)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Well now I'm gonna spoil it.
I know of a guy (a friend's ex) who (probably still but I'm not certain) likes to fuck himself in the ass with a cigar tube while he beats off, and the freak just leaves the tube sitting around all covered in dried up shit afterwards (yeah, that's the part that makes him a freak!). One time a girl he was living with found a cigar tube under the couch all covered in poo and lint and, disgusted, felt compelled to confront him about it. When he got home, she, all shocked and grossed out, held it out and shook it at him, and demanded, "What the hell is this?" he said, "It's a cigar tube." "I know!" she screamed. "What the hell are you doing with it?" "Oh," he replied, all blasé, "I stick it in my ass when I masturbate." Fucking philosophy majors!

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

this is clearly an utterly fearless and completely trustworthy man.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha two of my best friends from high school were philosphy majors and the other one was religion! (Note to self: never smoke cigars with them again.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

cigar tube up ass < broomhandle up ass

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

cigar tube up ass < broomhandle up ass < Brünhilde up ass

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Your search - joie wasp vibrators - did not match any documents.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned you are in the clear!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No results under the correct spelling, either. Damn.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no, my two phil major friends are cigar afficionados (and dont smoke otherwise). oh no.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I was a religion major.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, that explains a few things;>

Perry, some religion wouldn't kill you.....(she says, laughing maniacally, standing behind protective glass)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hurrah! Dan will eventually hang himself on his own words. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I was a philosophy minor - ergo I use a Café Créme...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Aren't cigar tubes made of glass? That be playing with fire there...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Only very posh cigar tubes.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a sophisticated kinda guy...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sophisticated guys don't shove cigar tubes up their arses...

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Pfft. Shows how many swanky cocktail parties you've been to.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

They have robots do it for them.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh to be sophisticated. And a robot.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.scanartcentral.net/wthumbs/rich_bot_bender.jpg

"Hey, it ain't easy being me, pal. Now go get me another cigar!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*swoons*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yup, dames love the monocle. Works every time."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

We should create a "Hall Of Fame" category and put this thread in it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Exceptional. Fucking top class.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

How many wasps are you meant to get in there anywhere - until they're literally all jammed in there, or just three or four?

I am assuming this is a big cigar.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

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