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― brimstead, Saturday, 23 July 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)
There's an infant sitting at the bar one seat away from me
― calstars, Sunday, 7 August 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)
I just gave her a finger wave
― calstars, Sunday, 7 August 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)
What a talented infant! You should be grateful.
― Jeff, Sunday, 7 August 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)
Bet it can outdrink you
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 August 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
there was an infant at hip hop show last week. whyyyyyy.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 7 August 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
I don't understand Corona. It's the beer for people who want to project that They're On Vacation. It tastes like fake lime piss.― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, June 25, 2016 12:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Preach. Its the only beer ive puked up mostly due to its grossness (ok i did have 9 of them and i was 24 and 40 pounds lighter)
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 7 August 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)
Ultimate irony when I bring my boys here when they reach the ripe old ages of 7 and 4
― calstars, Sunday, 7 August 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)
If I have one more and squint my eyes, I can almost pretend that this 5 year old is just a dwarf
― calstars, Friday, 12 August 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)
why do you need to squint to do that
― Neanderthal, Friday, 12 August 2016 22:43 (nine years ago)
There are a lot of alcoves in the Astridpark. You use this word, alcoves?
― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 August 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)
I was really trying to contain myself this evening as these two parents and their annoying friend paraded their 3 year old around the empty beer garden, the friend talking loud baby speak, finally settling on an empty table right in front of me.
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:18 (nine years ago)
does angwy old man want a dwinky winky
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:23 (nine years ago)
spoiler: shakey was the 3 yr old
― mh 😏, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:59 (nine years ago)
The parents of these children of the gentrified frontier want it all: an authentic, unpredictable bar experience and simultaneously a safe, sterile playroom for their offspring.
― calstars, Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:43 (nine years ago)
hard to believe it's been four whole months
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:44 (nine years ago)
Why havent all children been killed yet
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 8 January 2017 21:03 (nine years ago)
move to a place with smoking in bars
― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 8 January 2017 21:12 (nine years ago)
Business oppo right there calman
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Sunday, 8 January 2017 21:44 (nine years ago)
are children still in bars
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 February 2017 03:41 (nine years ago)
is our children barring
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 February 2017 11:41 (nine years ago)
bar crawling
― Headphone Jack (seandalai), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:56 (nine years ago)
Half a bottle at 7am every morning
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 08:52 (nine years ago)
was in a bar with two of my children yesterday, it was chill tbh
― Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:16 (nine years ago)
Aren't yr children 35
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:18 (nine years ago)
combined age
― Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:20 (nine years ago)
i was only answering the question sir
― Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:21 (nine years ago)
London is pretty bad for this. also, any place i find with good coffee has a time limit of about 2 months before hordes of parents + brats invade to park at the tables all day.
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 24 February 2017 15:38 (nine years ago)
I wasn't planning to post, but this 1 year old just emerged from the darkness of the back of the bar and walked by me followed by her mom with the stylish torn black jeans. I made eye contact with the baby because WTF and as the mom passed she looked at me sympathetically as if expecting for me to express my appreciation of the cuteness of her progeny but f that
― calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:05 (nine years ago)
hero
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:12 (nine years ago)
I don't really understand why anyone would bring a child to a bar tbh. if I'm going to a bar it's too *get away* from my children
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:32 (nine years ago)
xp
nyc deserves
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:34 (nine years ago)
also does calstars just go to pedo bars or something? cuz he seems to run into an inordinate amount of children in bars. I never see kids in bars. granted I live in SF where there just aren't that many kids but still
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:35 (nine years ago)
The children have learned that calstars doesn't like kids in bars so now they have conspired to make calstars's life a living hell. Don't cross the children.
― Jeff, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:38 (nine years ago)
it was only a matter of time before an ilxor was accused of being a pedo
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:40 (nine years ago)
You straight up typed pedo bars huh
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 22:52 (nine years ago)
following my example eh
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 22:59 (nine years ago)
weird what people will straight up type when the guy who decided to make a conscious run for creepiest dude on ilx started hanging out on the thread "Children in bars"
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:03 (nine years ago)
Idnrc calstars run for that throne but as all know it sits vacant awaiting trotk
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:04 (nine years ago)
honored by your nomination
― calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:08 (nine years ago)
not conferring title nor indeed nominating, just acknowledging concerted effort
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:31 (nine years ago)
K ok ok
― calstars, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:34 (nine years ago)
Idnrc trotk
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:39 (nine years ago)
Came after tfotr and ttt
― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:46 (nine years ago)
there were elephant things iirc, not due what became of them
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:47 (nine years ago)
*sure ffs
ndrstnd fck ll tbh
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:51 (nine years ago)
ndrstnd fck I was better
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:52 (nine years ago)
lol
― wins, Friday, 24 February 2017 23:52 (nine years ago)
typical ilx elitism
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:00 (nine years ago)