lonely guy thinking baout planes
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)
that dog has serious depersonalization issues, it seems. sad
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:56 (nine years ago)
The dog is happier because he is a big fan of recursion.
― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Friday, 15 July 2016 11:31 (nine years ago)
no you don't understand 'happier' is the name of my dog
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)
goes to show that life isn't all about money and cars and houses and planes
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Friday, 15 July 2016 12:00 (nine years ago)
sorry, that was pretty much just emil.y's joke i repeated there.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/7b6618cda6a9e84f815126294d15c2c2/tumblr_o7p80sFjnx1qh1ay9o1_500.jpg
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:51 (nine years ago)
in a world of children of immense privilege
be a child of a very slightly different kind of immense privilege
I'm guessing those business owners are the poor schmucks in MLM schemes and the negativity is pointing out that it's an MLM scheme.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 15 July 2016 23:53 (nine years ago)
i guess everyone's vocabulary size is within a couple hundred words of each other
― nomar, Saturday, 16 July 2016 00:41 (nine years ago)
OMG yes I ended up hiding that page from my feed, even tho I admit I did the damn thing myself. I didnt post the results tho. OK, so we're all wordy? Nice work, insecurity!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 16 July 2016 05:36 (nine years ago)
Was that your number one word?
― Mark G, Saturday, 16 July 2016 07:11 (nine years ago)
Guys I'm fluent in English
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 07:30 (nine years ago)
lol that HBC one
"In a world of women's livelihoods being directly based on their appearance... be one of the most beautiful women on the planet"
ok then
― kinder, Saturday, 16 July 2016 10:16 (nine years ago)
I just thought it meant that we should hold coffee cups.
― rhymes with month (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 16 July 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)
Haha so I actually did the vocab quiz, it certainly seems designed to flatter
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)
It's funny I thought Cosmo/buzzfeed style personality quizzes were extremely popular but totally uncool for a while now so it's interesting to see which ones manage to get thru and go viral among the people who would normally be sharing clickhole parodies disdaining this stuff (in this case you don't have to be Shakespeare to figure out what's appealing to these people obv)
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)
I was trying to find out the origin of these sorts of quizzes and found this:
http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/in_search_of_the_ur-quiz.php
(Basically, nobody knows)
― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)
https://i.redd.it/iea9soh1eu8x.jpg
― woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Sunday, 17 July 2016 01:09 (nine years ago)
Is he meant to look like Bill Maher?
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)
https://pics.onsizzle.com/they-need-to-have-a-workemon-go-game-where-you-3099988.png
― frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:27 (nine years ago)
otm
― ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Thursday, 21 July 2016 10:02 (nine years ago)
too subtle imo
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:03 (nine years ago)
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13697082_521388598057694_585464514912387228_n.jpg?oh=8b298e5e58468e02d4516ae3ef90638b&oe=57E89024
― scott seward, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:02 (nine years ago)
dangerous candles
>:(
― geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:05 (nine years ago)
low flow toilet? ciabatta?
― For this happened a Zweigelt (doo dah), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:06 (nine years ago)
domt allow cats
― Evan, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
oh! apartments that domt allow cats. gotcha
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fistful-of-frags-weapon-stats/images/8/83/Fof_dynamite.png/revision/latest?cb=20150303142956
― kasybian (wins), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
i smell a poll
― we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)
wouldn't be the first time ilx polled a shit list
― kasybian (wins), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
clue in plain sight: seizures
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
Matthew Sweet! that cracked me up...
― scott seward, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:37 (nine years ago)
apartments that Domt allow cats
― Scott Baiowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 July 2016 18:20 (nine years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13707565_1245128815521117_2464984411580737720_n.jpg?oh=9dde9042b46dff5c8649e60bcfd39bf4&oe=58288680
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 July 2016 21:45 (nine years ago)
emphasis on "higher" i guess
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:17 (nine years ago)
Don't be sadI know you willBut don't give up untilWear comfy clothes and have a day
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Saturday, 23 July 2016 03:20 (nine years ago)
Ease up, the guy looks like he was canned at the lumberjack tryouts.
― MatthewK, Saturday, 23 July 2016 05:55 (nine years ago)
So stay in pajamas all day eating snacks.
― Evan, Saturday, 23 July 2016 12:41 (nine years ago)
this showed up in my FB feed because a relative who I thought was fairly liberal posted it:
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13681054_1052441378171875_1696336495166479521_n.jpg?oh=1183cb72388ea744953b50b09da71046&oe=58369E75
You can imagine the quality of comments on this one...
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)
sorry, should have said a relative liked it, not posted it...
all the victim were old women in disguise
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:55 (nine years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13659208_1730230557240526_654056775174738989_n.jpg?oh=369ee1567f2c23424a74fc5b7a990368&oe=58106A04
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 29 July 2016 14:21 (nine years ago)
Talent requires hard work to perfect, but natural ability is real and helps get the ball rolling. I don't spend my time learning how to draw because I know I lack the ability to do it well and no amount of hard work will get me there.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:34 (nine years ago)
Plus having to hold a crayon for 20 years seems inconvenient
― tsrobodo, Friday, 29 July 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)
i think that altho his point is unnecessarily aggro and hectoring, as is the fashion, it's mostly right
― #SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)
yeah that's totally correct, it's just something that's kind of pointless to be a dick about
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
like, that person is going to keep on wishing, but probably not even that often, and you're going to keep on drawing so
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
yeah true
― #SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:46 (nine years ago)
what's the opposite of a humblebrag? a hubrisbrag?
― #SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 15:47 (nine years ago)