EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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i imagine the grind of the job, day-in day-out probably gives them a more specific sense of this…. that’s like asking "i wonder to what extent welcome back, mr. kotter conditions high-school teachers to believe that their jobs are far more fun than they are."

― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, July 8, 2016 9:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(er, typo in name of tV show, but you get the idea)

― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, July 8, 2016 9:15 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i adore the show welcome back mr kotter i trust youve been well

― lag∞n, Friday, July 8, 2016 9:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1.) taylor writes a song. calvin produces it and rihanna performs it. taylor's contributions are credited under a pseudonym, on her urging. (lyrics and melody and background vocals.) i think she gets royalties for it too.
2,) calvin is asked if he will work with taylor in the future. he says "we never thought about it"even though they secretly collaborated.
3.) taylor is offended by calvin's comments(????)
4.) taylor breaks up with calvin to begin a relationship with tom hiddleston. takes it on a global tour.
5.) calvin is apparently heartbroken. every once in a while he will imply that he is upset with how she is acting in the media but pulls back before saying anything he can't take back. alternates vague criticisms of her recent behavior with praising her to the moon -- classic behavior of heartbroken person who has cognitive dissonance induced by idealizing someone who hurt them.
6.) to throw salt in the wounds, taylors rep tells TMZ she wrote that riri song and wasn't credited. implies calvin took credit when he shouldn't have even though she was the one who wanted to publish under a pseudonym.
7.) calvin tries to "set the record straight" about her pseudonymous contributions. claims that taylor should focus on her own happiness instead of dragging him down, or something. still intersperses this with praising her songwriting.
8.) calvin's friends call him to make sure he is ok. when he doesn't answer his phone they all panic. is discovered late at night crying under a boardwalk. (speculative)
9.) anthropogenic climate change causes a global refugee crisis. world is thrown into disarray.
10.) small, local skirmishes break out everywhere. TIME magazine calls them "the resource wars."
11.) infrastructure breaks down. media goes black. people organize themselves into local tribes; humanity reverts to a pre-modern age.
12.) sun implodes. earth is sucked into a black hole.

― Treeship, Wednesday, July 13, 2016 11:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

(speculative)

no newt? looks like I got the copyright on "All Wives Matter" for nothing.

― JoeStork, Thursday, July 14, 2016 12:47 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

excellent work treezy

What do you mean by 'cultural victories'? Abortion, mariage, police violence, these are very real problems.

― Frederik B, Friday, 15 July 2016 15:47 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck you

― Treeship, Friday, 15 July 2016 15:49 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Needs more context to make clear that the post he was responding to did not -- at all -- claim those issues were not important, or even that there were any issues more important than them

yes that would make it funnier

haha

http://67.media.tumblr.com/e30bd21ecf277472e09da7af4dd737ef/tumblr_inline_noqtlhpcgG1rngv8m_500.jpg

he was not particularly interested in religion, adding that he preferred girls and salsa.

same

― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, July 15, 2016 8:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys know Zemeckis is a Republican, right? it shows in his movies.

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 7:27 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You know jerry lewis is not funny, right? It shows in his movies.

― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, July 19, 2016 7:34 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's been a while
since this thread has been
funny

they're turn signals, not "i'm doing something" signals. go ahead, sb away

― brimstead, Tuesday, July 19, 2016 3:13 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love this "i'm not here to make friends" attitude.

brimstead real name no gimmicks

i thought his/her real name was "the hammer"

Bad Mister
Baited Mrs

I love how brimstead is keeping sb alive

i don't even know what i'm doing here, so sad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Gg0RdEWQk

In this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGzVv795uHQ dude

i get the second excelsior of my life and man alive comes along and poos all over it

and other sentences that make literally no sense out of context

once i considered writing a bad yelp review for a tea shop that f1r3d me

― Treeship, woensdag 20 juli 2016 4:46 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tea shop googles fired, gets Treeship

― mom us (map), woensdag 20 juli 2016 4:50 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Donald Trump Jr. on the final Gingrich/Christie/Pence VP choice. "We don't need two Donald Trumps out there competing to be Donald Trump."

― brimstead, Wednesday, July 20, 2016 4:39 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love that this comes from the literal second Donald Trump

― based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 9:40 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a cry for help

― based stress reduction (crüt), Wednesday, July 20, 2016 9:40 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

apparently the DNC is trying to get Sanders to be the person who formally nominates Clinton. Is that really necessary? I think they are being a bit neurotic.

― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 12:22 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll nominate her, send me a plane ticket

― http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 12:26 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'll buy you a ticket if you sing it like in a broadway musical

― Steve Gunn Mann-Dude (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 12:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

🎶 done and doooooooooooooone 🎶

― http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 12:31 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the primaries were rough and tumble
electorate was all a jumble
but who stands tall?
HILLARY

we eagerly watched the debates
and called each other reprobates
but now it's all
HILLARY

the DNC was rude
and spoiled Bernie's mood
but now we say "all good"
for HILLLLLLLAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYY *end pose*

― http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 12:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn dude, I can carry a tune

― http://porno (DJP), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 12:38 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

wish i could hear everyone's imagined melodies to that

the capital stets

DJPDQ Bach

lol

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/5544/3605/400/Mark-Russell.jpg

My most positive memory of Giuliani is him standing stoically on the stage of SNL right after 9/11 and even then I half-expected him to unhinge his jaw and start swallowing large rodents in the middle of the tribute

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, July 28, 2016

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fparaisocultural.files.wordpress.com%2F2013%2F07%2Fjulio-cortazar.jpg&f=1

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guess you can't actually see any of those titles tho

― Οὖτις, Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just shelves is fine, but, yeah, it makes it more fun if you can browse a little. or snoop. in a historical way.

― scott seward, Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:27 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/fhs5gR2.jpg

― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, July 28, 2016 6:29 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

Brilliant

loool

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnXjMNOUsAAztY1.jpg:small

― mookieproof, Thursday, July 14, 2016 10:46 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk what 'expensify' is but they do realize the Lord of the Flies was a rotting pig's head on a stick, right?

― five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Friday, July 15, 2016 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oddly enough, so is the ceo of expensify

― mh, Friday, July 15, 2016 10:44 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Project Delivery Manager at NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory
That sure happened fast! I was AllisonRoad on the NRO Discus comments, with a picture of the Gin Blossoms lead singer as my avatar. Now you see my real name and me and my wife's picture next to my comments. The times they are a-changin'

― Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 4, 2016 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you could say they... found out about you

― goole, Friday, August 5, 2016 11:03 AM

http://66.media.tumblr.com/ca0fb8a42e6dd6cc6d75913a070f8121/tumblr_inline_ms7fm7tRsy1qiplke.gif

if Trump dies during the campaign his supporters will probably ask "WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE"

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 03:56 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was really trying to contain myself this evening as these two parents and their annoying friend paraded their 3 year old around the empty beer garden, the friend talking loud baby speak, finally settling on an empty table right in front of me.

― calstars, Thursday, August 25, 2016 8:48 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does angwy old man want a dwinky winky

― Οὖτις, Thursday, August 25, 2016 8:53 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think I've said something like this before, but if I were making the Oasis biopic, it would begin with a scene of Noel and Liam as kids, Liam feeling sad for being beaten up just because he acted like an asshole, Noel cheering him up by playing a new song he just wrote 'All around the world / gotta spread the word / you know it's gonna be okay.' 'You know Liam, one day we are going to be Rock and Roll stars, and we're going to turn this song into the biggest song ever. At several of the early shows they play stripped down versions of the song, at the recording of both Definitely Maybe and Morning Glory they're asked if they want to include the anthem. 'Not yet' says Noel. 'Not until we have the budget to make it fucking right.' The film culminates with a painstaking reconstruction of the recording process of All Around the World, done in black and white, cinema verité style, but also imitating the famous bell-making scene from Andrei Rublev (it goes without saying that my biopic is a 3 hour monster like Nixon or something). Final scene of film is a one-take of Noel, dejected, angry at Liam, coked out of his mind, feeling the dream has gone to shit, putting on the song, the masterpiece he dreamt about since he was a kid, and over 9 painfull minutes realizing just how bad it is, just how much he fucked it up. For the last couple of minutes he is bawling his eyes out, lying on the floor, snot coming out of his nose. Roll credits, soundtracked by Country House.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, August 24, 2016 7:29 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haa

that's pretty great

would be nice written out as fiction on the noel thread.

..b-b-but that's the way it was!

forty-seven minutes ago

whoa, when did this become a thing?