everybody on ilx complains about reddit

https://twitter.com/AustenAllred/status/740980028968554496

lol god I didn't even imagine the possibility of an investing subreddit

PUT ALL YOUR MONEY INTO BREAKING BAD IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME

the counter-reddit investment strategy

I wonder how shorting their favorites would have worked

Herzog on reddit

https://t.co/OdU0lUHyVX

Haha, I thought you meant' Herzog's *opinions* on reddit and that the link was going to be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1cdRew-Zg

omg ty

lol get this guy: "Holding back the footage/audio of Treadwell meeting his end, sullies your legitimacy as a documentary filmmaker. What else have you held back Mr. Herzog? What other films have you neutered in your time Mr. Herzog? Why are you the arbiter of what can and can't be released?"

little dieter needs to know

felt the same way when I saw Grizzly Man, "oh, we don't even get to hear this dude getting mauled to death by a bear? hmph! some documentary!"

*pulls pants up, places bottle of lube in backpack* wow herzog, you really don't have an ounce of journalistic integrity do you

i really dont want to read your shit posts , dudes. come on. an occasion to talk to herzog and you focus on the shitposts? why dont you try to join in and ask if you got something to ask. so lame, dissapointed

a tear falls from werner herzog's eye

herzog is like the kanye of cinema, i don't understand the hype, but i don't get the hatred either, oh and he is everywhere all the time give the screen time to another younger director werner.

its sort of anti historical a comment, right there. not that there is a perfect historical post to be made

http://i.imgur.com/nySPuLR.jpg

On the 30th the grandma was sent to heaven in two pieces?

he took down that bibel thing hardcore

God, I felt almost a spasm of massive embarrassment looking at that image.

40th birthday, german chocolate cake alone in the dark illuminated by glow of old timey pc, two pieces

http://67.media.tumblr.com/a691decc0973ec350f2dfab6a5584bae/tumblr_oas68mKoCP1rf1ujho2_1280.png

xxxxxp the bible is already two pieces

xxxxxp the bible is already two pieces

― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton)

only after you've glued chunks of it together.

god

Hoo boy

"I do appreciate being placed on youtube"

A lot of the "TIFU" ones are clearly just made up...it's particularly obvious when they give a "tl;dr" at the end that sort of summarizes the story into a cute pun or something.

one thing that's amazing about reddit is how two people will make the same exact point in the same exact thread but one of them will be downvoted into oblivion for saying it in slightly the wrong tone

there are a million unspoken rules governing how you have to act to survive there, and i'm convinced there isn't anyone who finds reddit and feels that they truly 'belong'. everyone's always wearing their proper behavior 4 respectability masks.

which again is ridiculous because it's a virtually anonymous site

like i say 'survive' really ridiculously because there's no actual thriving or survival there, you really really have to go out of your way to be recognized as an individual. it's like 4chan if every anonymous person forgot they were anonymous and also thought anyone else gave a shit about them anyway

https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/4upqso/penis_bulge_in_jeans/

wait

ppl angle their dick... up?

[–]TheoreticalFunk 1 point 3 days ago
How would you ever have it pointing down? Like wouldn't it get stuck between your legs and/or smash your balls? Seems stupidly uncomfortable.

sheesh, get a smaller dick, people

haha

so many weirdos in the world

so many giant penises in the word

*world, apologies, gin

linked from that thread:
https://web.archive.org/web/20120117022359/http://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/og3ur/how_do_i_hide_my_small_dick_from_showing_through

cant we all just get together as the spectacular human race around the fact that there are growers and showers

I recognise the long-lived schism between the growing & the showing

what I do not recognise, & refuse to recognise, however, is team saluter

i really don't wanna replicate that conversation here but wtf

Never in my life has it occurred to me to worry about this.

Straight humblebraggin'

https://web.archive.org/web/20120123075722/http://i.imgur.com/kLj3K.png

the sistine chapel of internet dick-problem diagrams

I seem to remember LBJ talking about this a lot in some transcripts from his White House days

President Johnson orders pants from Joe Haggar

down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence.

gotta have some stride in the crotch

Yeah this all sounds more about poor tailoring than anything else

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4wq2iy/my_brother_who_is_a_lawyer_and_i_are_going_to_sue/?st=irntq7q8&sh=f30a3fc8

My brother (who is a lawyer) and I are going to sue WB and DC for false advertising, misleading visual images and gaining a profit from us and millions others due to these acts. Our case has been accepted. We begin 11.08.16 (self.movies)
submitted 1 day ago * by BlackPanther2016
Movie Trailers are like food menus, they give you a preview of what your gonna get. If you look at a McDonald's menu and you choose to get your favourite burger, presented/showcased in a nice picture with pickles, chicken, mild cheese(you're favourite, in-fact...that's the only reason you're getting this burger...because you love mild cheese). So you use your hard worked money to pay for this burger, you get the burger, but only to find out that...this isn't the burger you ordered. Yes it has pickles and chicken...but...it doesn't have mild cheese...it has regular cheese.
Suicide Squad trailers showcased several SPECIFIC Joker scenes that I had to pay for the whole movie just so that I can go watch those SPECIFIC SCENES that WB/DC had advertised in their trailers and TV spots. These scenes are: When Joker banged his head on his car window, when Joker says, ''let me show you my toys'', when Joker punchs the roof of his car, when Joker drops a bomb with his face all messed up and says, ''BYE BYE!''. Non of these scenes were in the movie. I drove 300 miles to London to go watch these specific scenes they had explicitly advertised in their TV ads...and they didn't show them to me. Adding to this, they were also 2 specific Katana scenes they advertised that were also the reason I wanted to go watch the movie. These scenes were: Katana's eyes going black, and a slow motion shot of her and her sword taking souls...in a smokey kind of style. These scenes were advertised several times in the 1st trailer and many TV ads...but they didn't show it to me in the movie. I wasted alot of money paying and travelling to go watch this movie because of these specific scenes they had advertised to me and all of us saying, ''hey, check out our preview! this will all be in our movie, come watch it on the 5th!!''. All lies. I told the theatre about this unjust act and said I didn't get what I came here to see...can I have my money back. They laughed at me and kicked me out. So I'm now taking this to court. I want my refund, the trauma of being embarrassed as I was being kicked out and people laughing at me for wanting my refund, and also the 160 pounds of fuel money I used to drive to London from Scotland.
If you advertise something...give me what you have advertised. Period. This is becoming a habbit with movie studios, showing epic scenes in trailers...but their never shown in the movies. It's unjust.
I just want to say, join me if you feel the same way. Let's stop this nonsense of false bullshitery...and don't let them bribe you with their ''deluxe premium special directors gold extended edition supreme cut'' nonsense. You should get what they advertised as their first theatre showing and what you have paid for based on what they have showed you in their advertisements.
Our court process will begin on 11/08/16 this week.
Edit: For those of you who seem to be baffled by me driving to London to watch a movie, let just remind you - Suicide Squad premiered in London. I also didn't get this ticket by winning some radio competition or through some charity. Top dollar was spent on this.
And also thank you to the very few who stand by me, that's more than enough to start making a difference.

Movie Trailers are like food menus, they give you a preview of what your gonna get. If you look at a McDonald's menu and you choose to get your favourite burger, presented/showcased in a nice picture with pickles, chicken, mild cheese(you're favourite, in-fact...that's the only reason you're getting this burger...because you love mild cheese). So you use your hard worked money to pay for this burger, you get the burger, but only to find out that...this isn't the burger you ordered. Yes it has pickles and chicken...but...it doesn't have mild cheese...it has regular cheese.

I really wish it went full clickhole and just started ranting about mild cheese the whole time