Euro 2016 - hype, anticipation and general excitement

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hence my amused disbelief

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

how hard did tyldsley have to work to create the voice he has? he sounds like he's got the back of his throat clenched as tightly as possible.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

"He's made amends with that save there"

Errrrrrrrr, nah.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

Hodgson set to be the third manager in three years to lose his job thanks to blind loyalty to Wayne Rooney

seriously, what does he have on these people?

Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

Front

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

International Front

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:14 (seven years ago) link

Sterling probably the worst player i remember in an England shirt

Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

rooney to centre mid and his own petulant justifications of it are some of the most wild falsehoods in football for years. like "rooney must play because he's rooney, so if rooney is no longer rooney due to losing his ability, then we must change what rooney is so rooney still plays"

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

it's bizarre

surely Mourinho doesn't fall for it though

Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

Rooney must come off, he's dreadful here

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

Thats a real immobile cock vs irresistable force

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

how many times have england hit a pass to one of the full backs that's too long and goes out over the line? endless.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

good on that ref for deciding that Rooney on the ball 30 yards out is no kind of advantage at all

Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

lol

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Horribly, I still expect England to win this.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

Laughably bad free kick from Kane

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

felt no cognitive dissonance in laughing at Kane's hopelessness there

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

transition from complacency of "ok what day are we playing France in the QF" to tetchiness of "ok this isn't going quite how we'd planned" to "DON'T PANIC CAPTAIN MAINWARING WE MIGHT GET A GOAL HERE IF WE'RE LUCKY" is reminding me of something tho i can't think what

Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

odds on Vardy getting a single touch before the final whistle?

Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

Roonaaay, Roonaaay

Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

england get the ball

iceland taketh it away

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

why are england so sluggish? they look completely jaded.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Cant possibly see Iceland holding on, but Ingerland are dire

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

odds on Vardy getting a single touch before the final whistle?

And scoring? On the cards I'd say.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

"its not working out for Rooney at this moment in time"

xyzzzz__, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

iceland give the ball

iceland taketh it away

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

That was a pen obv btw

Im laughing like wario at rooney

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

bad touch

Number None, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

the hell is rooney doin out there

k3vin k., Monday, 27 June 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

straight up cackling aloud at rooney

imago, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

I can definitely see them holding on. England aren't doing anything threatening. It's looking more and more like the end of the game against Slovakia.

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link

rooney has been struck on the head by thor

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

can't blame our Wayne tbf, he has never pretended to be anything other than what he is. not his fault the England manager is a coward

Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

This is the pits from England.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

Rooney gonna win an oscar for true grit yet

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link

that was England fans booing their own team just then right

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

What's Vardy's position even supposed to be? Organisation gone completely.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

nah there are a bunch of iceland fans at that end of the field

k3vin k., Monday, 27 June 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

Iceland looking the more likely to score

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

i still think england will get a scrappy goal as they did against wales

xpost rooney has given loads of bullish interviews about being a centre midfielder and how he wants to do it and it suits him etc etc.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

Wayne Rooney the tactical genius

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

odin's chant iirc

xxxp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

xpost rooney has given loads of bullish interviews about being a centre midfielder and how he wants to do it and it suits him etc etc.

sure sure i get that, i only meant that it isn't Rooney's fault if managers keep picking him in spite of his glaring deficiencies, all he can do is go out there and trundle along as best he can. i'm sure he can't help being shit at football. the responsibility for this lies with Hodgson

Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Rooney Kane swapping avb passes in midfield at 2 1 down to iceland this is the longest cumshot ive ever seen

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

Birkir Bjarnason = Sleipnir

willem, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

"the performances in the group games here were so much better than this one"

were they clive? were they really? two draws and a scraped win against a wales side that did barely a thing.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

Rooneys malevolent political momentum has pressured every manager of his latterday career and he is no team servant much less leader. Everybody knows what would happen the manager dropping him.

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

two boys joined at the bollocks

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

this story is gonna be great in 2026 on the UK Lulz channel's England's Greatest Fuck-Ups.

xxp well everybody knows what'll happen to the manager who blindly keeps picking him at this point too

Windsor Davies, Monday, 27 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link


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