why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Meanwhile:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10302430_10152124886298667_8278002930073340364_n.jpg?oh=2c285355a6e14a194bc27a6dabc1ceaf&oe=57D9CEF7

thought those body paint animals were p cool tbh

I also like sand artists

But were you mindblown?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13413787_769937123142757_4663160352700526617_n.jpg?oh=c9d757a4ed5e2644684e1f0b8acbcf75&oe=57D44354

voted Chaotic Neutral

They have a good dance.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13501941_1631859287132651_8189353992797806981_n.jpg?oh=373d372824637120b884120634a4023a&oe=57C3CE57

"merman was the first book of poetry written by reggie nulan its about loniliness lust love
and pain reggie writes from the heart you can feel his sadness come off the pages
and wonder how such a young poet has felt and been through so much his poems
are very confessional after only reading a couple of poems merman is hard to put down "

Interesting snopes thing about the conspiracy theory of 'crisis actors' as in the one I posted above:

http://www.snopes.com/patience-carter-crisis-actor-orlando/

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clm1LmvWQAERiSQ.jpg

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557712_1560883354217208_726041905143794975_n.jpg?oh=8242f06729b8c6cfe6e3fff2ce046443&oe=5805AFFF

have one fb acquaintance who's been making the argument that the sit-in showed just how sorry a state the democrats are in to allow themselves to be less left-wing than the republicans - the second amendment remaining key to upholding a great jacobin revolutionary tradition in the usa, of course. ?????

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11666119_10207218335635933_4724224067212621227_n.jpg?oh=c1062b8f1b0f4b9e2c68128a16900c1e&oe=57EF6069

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-then-i-starter-krompy-kromp-with-kroomp-krompp-and-the-i-kromped-all-over-the-krommmmp-busta-rhymes-86-60-00.jpg

To the pregnant 🐣women on social media posting constant updates and belly pictures... I love seeing how excited you are to become a mommy.❤
To the person who posts their whereabouts, new gadgets💻, thanks for showing how blessed you are. This will set as a reminder for us to work and strive to achieve our goals.👍🏼
To the 👧💁women posting selfies...thanks for letting young girls know that it's okay to love yourself and to feel beautiful!💜
To the mom posting a million pictures of her👧👦 👶 kids... it makes my heart so happy to see parents so proud of and loving their babies!💚👫👬👭
To the 💍👰💏 married couple constantly posting sappy love posts....thank you for being a reminder to the next generation that all hope isn't lost and happy marriages most definitely DO exist.💋
To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks, you keep on going for yourself and your family!💎
To the person posting about their fitness journey and how they decided to change their lifestyle for health reasons or just to look or feel better about themselves... I love seeing your progress pictures, your healthy meals 🍎, gym check ins💪... I especially love seeing your before and after pictures!!👦👧
To the stay at home mom posting about being able to cook and or bake 🍜🍮🍞often for their family... I love seeing all you can do with your kids 👫👫 and all those pictures you get to take of the moments you don't want to forget.
To the mom posting about how challenging their days can be because she has a job either because she needs to or simply because she loves her career 💇💃🏻👮👷... I love seeing how you manage👏 being a hard working mom. 👪👫
Let's stop being annoyed by everything and start lifting each other up! 😘 🙌❤🙌
‪#‎empowereachother‬
‪#‎bethechange‬
‪#‎makingthisworldbetter‬

To the adult person who hasn't gotten over emojis, go fuck yourself.

That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.

Oddly doesn't mention cat pictures.

that's because everyone loves cat pictures!

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses

I guess I must have removed these people from my feed bc that sounds annoying as shit.

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks

Must be a pretty shit business if they are "in the midst of all the negative remarks" btw.

To the fascists constantly posting tacky memes about soldiers, and links to breitbart stories about impending sharia law...

That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.

Was this close to making my own ILX version of that list, but I've been on thin ice lately anyway.

Way too easy to read that list sarcastically. Obv needs more emoticons.

I mean emojis

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13620749_1183631498333848_5496862312781313593_n.jpg?oh=5e4e1f9f3042c10ea71a1fc6db1952ae&oe=57F8CC26

lonely guy thinking baout planes

that dog has serious depersonalization issues, it seems. sad

The dog is happier because he is a big fan of recursion.

no you don't understand 'happier' is the name of my dog

goes to show that life isn't all about money and cars and houses and planes

sorry, that was pretty much just emil.y's joke i repeated there.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/7b6618cda6a9e84f815126294d15c2c2/tumblr_o7p80sFjnx1qh1ay9o1_500.jpg

in a world of children of immense privilege

be a child of a very slightly different kind of immense privilege

I'm guessing those business owners are the poor schmucks in MLM schemes and the negativity is pointing out that it's an MLM scheme.

i guess everyone's vocabulary size is within a couple hundred words of each other

OMG yes I ended up hiding that page from my feed, even tho I admit I did the damn thing myself. I didnt post the results tho. OK, so we're all wordy? Nice work, insecurity!

Was that your number one word?

Guys I'm fluent in English

lol that HBC one

"In a world of women's livelihoods being directly based on their appearance... be one of the most beautiful women on the planet"

ok then

I just thought it meant that we should hold coffee cups.

Haha so I actually did the vocab quiz, it certainly seems designed to flatter

It's funny I thought Cosmo/buzzfeed style personality quizzes were extremely popular but totally uncool for a while now so it's interesting to see which ones manage to get thru and go viral among the people who would normally be sharing clickhole parodies disdaining this stuff (in this case you don't have to be Shakespeare to figure out what's appealing to these people obv)

I was trying to find out the origin of these sorts of quizzes and found this:

http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/in_search_of_the_ur-quiz.php

(Basically, nobody knows)

https://i.redd.it/iea9soh1eu8x.jpg

Is he meant to look like Bill Maher?

https://pics.onsizzle.com/they-need-to-have-a-workemon-go-game-where-you-3099988.png

otm

too subtle imo

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13697082_521388598057694_585464514912387228_n.jpg?oh=8b298e5e58468e02d4516ae3ef90638b&oe=57E89024

dangerous candles

>:(