That's what you call a coupon-buster. Portugal almost reliably effete
― The Brexit Club (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link
nice of Cron to offer his congratulations to the heroic Icelanders
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link
The Group of Life
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:54 (eight years ago) link
Portugal got sonned
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link
@rvkgrapevine GOALIE LIKE THE CLIFF FACE AT DYRHÓLAEY THE ONLY THING THAT WILL DESTROY HIM IS CENTURIES OF COASTAL EROSION. #ISL #Euro206
*clicks follow*
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Iceland only tried to defend... they had two chances and then did not try to score."More Ronaldo: "They celebrated like they had won the Euro cup or something. That's a small mentality. That's why they'll do nothing."
― mizzell, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link
I'm sad for CR, I wish he could be happier or something.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
He can't be happy because he'll go to his grave knowing that everyone considered him the world's second best footballer.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link
I love the flourish of calling out the team from a nation of 300k for their small mentality, like thanks very much cron, that's deep
― pratt truss it (dan m), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link
lol
― imago, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 07:22 (eight years ago) link
I really hope they nick a win against Austria and/or Hungary. They are terrible passers of the ball but look organised defensively and Gylfi can take a good free kick so you never know.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 10:41 (eight years ago) link
Jamie-Vardy-seen-holding-nicotine-pouches-Red-Bull-England-striker-gears-Wales-clash-Euro-2016.html
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 10:52 (eight years ago) link
Thought Slovakia were decent vs Wales. Love Hamsik.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 12:59 (eight years ago) link
Hamsik / Kucka / Weiss are all very good but I think Russia will have a decent chance if Dzyuba gets the service he needs.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:01 (eight years ago) link
Wait has this stadium got a roof cos it doesn't look like daylight there?
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:02 (eight years ago) link
Yes, it has been raining so they put the roof on.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:03 (eight years ago) link
What is this tennis or smthg? What is the world etc
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:04 (eight years ago) link
Come on you Slovaks.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:09 (eight years ago) link
F'kn hell, it's Lawrenson.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:13 (eight years ago) link
Russia have been quite good. Their manager really has the Leo Mazzone's going on tho.
Ooh excellent goal Weiss.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:32 (eight years ago) link
Lawrenson: "We're going to see this goal 17 times, you realise that?"
Yes, but we don't mind that because we like football, unlike you, you miserable twat.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link
His berating of Guy Mowbray for imparting knowledge ("you shouldn't know that") while referring to about half the players on the pitch as "that boy" is doing my fucking nut in.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link
Show what one 18 times.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link
'that one'
Lol, yes. If the BBC is to be downsized can we start with lawro and Alan green who go to tournaments with the sole purpose off conveying how much they aren't, enjoying it.
HAMSIK golazo¡!!!!!!!!!!!
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link
holy shit
― cookware regression (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link
Yep. Game over.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link
Just lovely
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link
good riddance tbh.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:47 (eight years ago) link
tho i guess you can prob qualify with 3 or 4 points
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link
Yes. If England win next two games and Russia beat Wales they would finish second.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:50 (eight years ago) link
They're really missing Dzagoev. Dzyuba and Smolov are good strikers and Kokorin is fast and direct but nobody is creating anything.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:52 (eight years ago) link
probly best all-round if the Russians get dumped out early doors. I think Wales have got enough to take them on the evidence of this first 1 and a half matches.
two very well taken goals from the Slovaks today, starting to get a bit concerned that England are gonna get turned over in these next 2 games
― Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:54 (eight years ago) link
Yes, everybody wants to beat England, of course they do.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:55 (eight years ago) link
The sound of the ball hitting the post there was lovely.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:55 (eight years ago) link
(sorry, made the mistake of paying attention to 'a report from within the England camp') (xp)
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link
Stockholm syndrome Gabby logan
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link
Iceland defender Kari Arnason on Ronaldo: "He’s a fantastic footballer but he’s not a gracious human being, The thing is we almost nicked the win so him saying we weren’t going for the win contradicts that. We got a draw and could have nicked it."......"Obviously we’re not going to create as much chances as a fantastic team like Portugal but his comments are the reason why Messi is always going to be one step ahead of him. You wouldn’t expect Messi to say that. It shows we got under his skin. It was lovely to hear that."......"It makes it even sweeter when he’s a sore loser like that. He can say whatever he wants. He didn’t really get a chance. He got one and he couldn’t put it away. What can I say? Sore loser. Tough shit. What does he expect - for us to play like Barcelona against him? He fannies about and dives around."
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link
lol owned
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link
Hello, game on-ish
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link
Russia finally appear to have woken up. Unlike me, because Lawrenson has entirely removed my will to live.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:38 (eight years ago) link
Slovakia crapping it here
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:38 (eight years ago) link
Lumping it into the facking mixer.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link
When your centre forward is 6' 5" its not the worst idea.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link
Overwhelming Slovakia here, finding it so easy to get into the front men
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link
Slutski should have real long crazy scientist hair, if he likes touching it so much
― Ludo, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link
The score doesn't really reflect the state of play - Russia have been very aggressive, just god-awful at turning that into anything. 2-0 would have been misleading.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:45 (eight years ago) link
Aggression not a problem with Russians.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
Great claim from the keeper there.
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link
Classic skrtel
― pandemic, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link