Things You Just Don't Care About

really dgaf how old the queen is

Things sold as "an exploration of what it means to be human" unless they really are prepared to think about human life in any possible way it could exist.

Writers taking a well known character and "seeing what makes them tick".

Definitely Steve Jobs. I saw an interview with Kate Winslet in which she said that was the first film she'd been in that she couldn't imagine a type of person who wouldn't be interested.

I saw an interview with Kate Winslet in which she said that was the first film she'd been in that she couldn't imagine a type of person who wouldn't be interested.

Silly.

lol amazing

Did she have her top on when she said that?

Just asking because she's among the nudest non-pr0n movie stars there is. My wife and I laughed ourselves silly when she was in Iris - a movie, it must be said, about a senile Existentialist philosopher from the British Isles - and she was naked before the opening credits.

I have known some Existentialists. I have known some Anglo-Irish college professors. These are some very clothed people, in my experience.

and slovenly with it

a senile Existentialist philosopher from the British Isles

Old school ILXors. Did I just say that?

everything about the motherfucking goddamn presidential election

And yet you have so much to say about it

and yet so little to say about it

A high volume of posts, all with the exact same message

things you are transparently mad about

oh boy here it comes

close second: the NBA

GOING TIL jUNE 19, WHAT AN ABOMINATION

did i say Glastonbury already? specifically a week's coverage of same on 6music.

6music can do what it wants, its BBC4's weekend transformation into Uncut that grinds my gears

oh wrong thread

the bbc4 music thing was good. but they are probably on the 20th time around for some of those documentaries by now.

I get one "documentaries using words of more than one syllable" channel and it sucks when its nothing but The Rock'n'Roll Years and Norwegian versions of The Bill all weekend every weekend

i am all over the Norwegian versions of The Bill (more like Swedish Cracker tbf). am slightly annoyed that there isn't one this week and that it's a 10th showing of Egypt's Lost Cities instead.

actually, BBC4 is all glasto all the time this weekend now that bbc3 is no more, so our points have converged 8)

Swedish crackers, nom.

i hate the word "brexit" so much that i haven't read anything about the whole thing. so, don't care. good luck, europe.

they softened us up w/ "grexit" first

I've been driven a bit mad by my inability to come up with any good brexit puns. Best I have is "The one what brexit, fixit"

Meanwhile I can't stop coming up with other entity-leaving-a-group neologisms; I feel like this should be my job. Yesternight I sat bolt upright in bed and said MISSOURIVIDERCI. My wife is considering her own referendum on brexiting from the marriage more seriously than ever, I fear.

puffin's marriage hanging on the legitimacy of a referendum vote

Cat alone ya

when ppl in a social group start talking about what positions they will have after they've taken over the world / who among them should be president / etc.

even worse version is misanthropic nerds making jokes about being dictator of the world

yeah idk I definitely remember as an early teen friends having that convo and I was like "i'm secretary of partying!!" or "I'd like to be head of the department that gives away cookies"

Fireworks.

they'd be trying to talk you into fireworks launched from drones as a funding loophole

I can't say that I don't care about fireworks because I actively hate them.

more like Pokemon No

Nokemon

thread revives so predictable

https://twitter.com/USMC/status/752602019341361152

everything reduced to fan service

"Plagiarism" in political speeches.

your reasons for why watching the olympics is dumb

relatedly, how little you care about professional sports

seltzer

hate the Olympics but really don't want to be that guy talking about how he hates the Olympics so i will mention it here on this ilx thread and feign interest if anyone mentions the Olympics to me irl

Me too

hating ≠ just not caring about

Well I do both: I simultaneously just don't care about the games themselves, and hate how they get talked about.

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