why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10410843_605716279533309_2239771239092233967_n.jpg?oh=3b8834c344c784777b9006c181d37b3a&oe=580CCAA4

Mark Twain it ain't

Funny you mention

http://i.imgur.com/dXXj8kz.jpg

normally don't post eleciton memes here but

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13419271_10209822144054926_5001597959796705881_n.jpg?oh=c08321fb1f821fe1fa1ebcb9a7955a17&oe=57D4592A

needs more exclamation marks

bernie! squeeeeeeee! *cums*

https://theawl.com/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic-e25d8e5af9bc#.640y3pfyw

Good-ass post

https://www.facebook.com/senatorsanders/photos/a.91485152907.84764.9124187907/10154870260892908/?type=3

Another case of a legit problem being "illustrated" by a meaningless and ridiculous statistical comparison.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13450876_10154870260892908_3611288610609116163_n.jpg?oh=c3dc5246490289b664433c7e5c236f49&oe=580786FB

Obviously, we should invest more in law schools.

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13445610_1054222147979073_3754800261427201038_n.jpg?oh=c23e83832835af3c4e211705efa6c9de&oe=57CA74EE

<3 <3 <3

https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/742556311863230464

http://i63.tinypic.com/10cjng2.jpg

O_o

actual lol

Yeah, 10 is a little young for me, no thanks

way to try to slip that into the mix there

that looks like a prank imho, people will glance at it and share in the general spirit of the thing, and then, HA HA

that bernie one is some real nouveau american russian style commie poster

someone make that poster into an illustration

I've seen sincere versions of that couples poster, they had ages like 25 and 15 but still

lol

lollll that is amazing

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13412927_10153720083993753_1109371837017806037_n.jpg?oh=658bbc380cd0b2699e93d2d4dec8d628&oe=57CED5B1

Huh?

standard "false flag" delusion

It's horrible, but there's a certain humour in the idea that the lizards would go on linkedin and recruit actors

Meanwhile:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10302430_10152124886298667_8278002930073340364_n.jpg?oh=2c285355a6e14a194bc27a6dabc1ceaf&oe=57D9CEF7

thought those body paint animals were p cool tbh

I also like sand artists

But were you mindblown?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13413787_769937123142757_4663160352700526617_n.jpg?oh=c9d757a4ed5e2644684e1f0b8acbcf75&oe=57D44354

voted Chaotic Neutral

They have a good dance.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13501941_1631859287132651_8189353992797806981_n.jpg?oh=373d372824637120b884120634a4023a&oe=57C3CE57

"merman was the first book of poetry written by reggie nulan its about loniliness lust love
and pain reggie writes from the heart you can feel his sadness come off the pages
and wonder how such a young poet has felt and been through so much his poems
are very confessional after only reading a couple of poems merman is hard to put down "

Interesting snopes thing about the conspiracy theory of 'crisis actors' as in the one I posted above:

http://www.snopes.com/patience-carter-crisis-actor-orlando/

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clm1LmvWQAERiSQ.jpg

https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13557712_1560883354217208_726041905143794975_n.jpg?oh=8242f06729b8c6cfe6e3fff2ce046443&oe=5805AFFF

have one fb acquaintance who's been making the argument that the sit-in showed just how sorry a state the democrats are in to allow themselves to be less left-wing than the republicans - the second amendment remaining key to upholding a great jacobin revolutionary tradition in the usa, of course. ?????

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11666119_10207218335635933_4724224067212621227_n.jpg?oh=c1062b8f1b0f4b9e2c68128a16900c1e&oe=57EF6069

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-then-i-starter-krompy-kromp-with-kroomp-krompp-and-the-i-kromped-all-over-the-krommmmp-busta-rhymes-86-60-00.jpg

To the pregnant 🐣women on social media posting constant updates and belly pictures... I love seeing how excited you are to become a mommy.❤
To the person who posts their whereabouts, new gadgets💻, thanks for showing how blessed you are. This will set as a reminder for us to work and strive to achieve our goals.👍🏼
To the 👧💁women posting selfies...thanks for letting young girls know that it's okay to love yourself and to feel beautiful!💜
To the mom posting a million pictures of her👧👦 👶 kids... it makes my heart so happy to see parents so proud of and loving their babies!💚👫👬👭
To the 💍👰💏 married couple constantly posting sappy love posts....thank you for being a reminder to the next generation that all hope isn't lost and happy marriages most definitely DO exist.💋
To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks, you keep on going for yourself and your family!💎
To the person posting about their fitness journey and how they decided to change their lifestyle for health reasons or just to look or feel better about themselves... I love seeing your progress pictures, your healthy meals 🍎, gym check ins💪... I especially love seeing your before and after pictures!!👦👧
To the stay at home mom posting about being able to cook and or bake 🍜🍮🍞often for their family... I love seeing all you can do with your kids 👫👫 and all those pictures you get to take of the moments you don't want to forget.
To the mom posting about how challenging their days can be because she has a job either because she needs to or simply because she loves her career 💇💃🏻👮👷... I love seeing how you manage👏 being a hard working mom. 👪👫
Let's stop being annoyed by everything and start lifting each other up! 😘 🙌❤🙌
‪#‎empowereachother‬
‪#‎bethechange‬
‪#‎makingthisworldbetter‬

To the adult person who hasn't gotten over emojis, go fuck yourself.

That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.

Oddly doesn't mention cat pictures.

that's because everyone loves cat pictures!

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses

I guess I must have removed these people from my feed bc that sounds annoying as shit.

To the business owners who constantly post about their businesses... keep going! Your 💪 strong will and passion for what you do is astounding! Even in the midst of all the negative remarks

Must be a pretty shit business if they are "in the midst of all the negative remarks" btw.

To the fascists constantly posting tacky memes about soldiers, and links to breitbart stories about impending sharia law...

That's pretty much a list of what we complain about here.

Was this close to making my own ILX version of that list, but I've been on thin ice lately anyway.

Way too easy to read that list sarcastically. Obv needs more emoticons.