^^^^^^^^^^
Although if jeremy clarkson died a horrible death i would be quite interested and entertained
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 08:43 (ten years ago)
(er, he's not in it anymore)
― koogs, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 08:47 (ten years ago)
the difference btwn Shakey and gabbneb, if any
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:14 (ten years ago)
You forgot "alleged"
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5AmPMthpO918qa1kscL2-qYKThgRFHmaFI2M1-R48U_8MRqnAQ_vqd9s http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfekH16f45wb4lmdTDJaTFNKwAIy04LmMmiBjjgQ7K8h7hJkQLN_FkrQ
He's on the left. I'm always right. HTH.
― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 12:36 (ten years ago)
Come on, Shakey is a quality poster
― Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 22:55 (ten years ago)
cool that u voted but jfc i do not care who you voted for
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 22:56 (ten years ago)
here's a clue: gabbneb is the worst poster
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:08 (ten years ago)
also I am much better looking and more fun to be around than Maron. also better taste in music.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:09 (ten years ago)
really dgaf how old the queen is
― a goon shaped fule (onimo), Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:10 (ten years ago)
Things sold as "an exploration of what it means to be human" unless they really are prepared to think about human life in any possible way it could exist. Writers taking a well known character and "seeing what makes them tick".
Definitely Steve Jobs. I saw an interview with Kate Winslet in which she said that was the first film she'd been in that she couldn't imagine a type of person who wouldn't be interested.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 18 June 2016 11:38 (ten years ago)
I saw an interview with Kate Winslet in which she said that was the first film she'd been in that she couldn't imagine a type of person who wouldn't be interested.
Silly.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2016 11:55 (ten years ago)
lol amazing
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 11:57 (ten years ago)
Did she have her top on when she said that?
― I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:16 (ten years ago)
Just asking because she's among the nudest non-pr0n movie stars there is. My wife and I laughed ourselves silly when she was in Iris - a movie, it must be said, about a senile Existentialist philosopher from the British Isles - and she was naked before the opening credits.
I have known some Existentialists. I have known some Anglo-Irish college professors. These are some very clothed people, in my experience.
― I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:19 (ten years ago)
and slovenly with it
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:30 (ten years ago)
a senile Existentialist philosopher from the British Isles
Old school ILXors. Did I just say that?
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:37 (ten years ago)
everything about the motherfucking goddamn presidential election
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:21 (ten years ago)
And yet you have so much to say about it
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:36 (ten years ago)
and yet so little to say about it
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:38 (ten years ago)
A high volume of posts, all with the exact same message
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:40 (ten years ago)
things you are transparently mad about
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:41 (ten years ago)
oh boy here it comes
― blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:50 (ten years ago)
close second: the NBA
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:10 (ten years ago)
GOING TIL jUNE 19, WHAT AN ABOMINATION
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:11 (ten years ago)
did i say Glastonbury already? specifically a week's coverage of same on 6music.
― koogs, Friday, 24 June 2016 12:16 (ten years ago)
6music can do what it wants, its BBC4's weekend transformation into Uncut that grinds my gears
― http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:20 (ten years ago)
oh wrong thread
― http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:21 (ten years ago)
the bbc4 music thing was good. but they are probably on the 20th time around for some of those documentaries by now.
― koogs, Friday, 24 June 2016 13:03 (ten years ago)
I get one "documentaries using words of more than one syllable" channel and it sucks when its nothing but The Rock'n'Roll Years and Norwegian versions of The Bill all weekend every weekend
― http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 13:07 (ten years ago)
i am all over the Norwegian versions of The Bill (more like Swedish Cracker tbf). am slightly annoyed that there isn't one this week and that it's a 10th showing of Egypt's Lost Cities instead.
actually, BBC4 is all glasto all the time this weekend now that bbc3 is no more, so our points have converged 8)
― koogs, Friday, 24 June 2016 13:22 (ten years ago)
Swedish crackers, nom.
― Tim, Friday, 24 June 2016 13:48 (ten years ago)
i hate the word "brexit" so much that i haven't read anything about the whole thing. so, don't care. good luck, europe.
― scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 23:44 (nine years ago)
they softened us up w/ "grexit" first
― Mordy, Saturday, 25 June 2016 23:48 (nine years ago)
I've been driven a bit mad by my inability to come up with any good brexit puns. Best I have is "The one what brexit, fixit"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Sunday, 26 June 2016 02:02 (nine years ago)
Meanwhile I can't stop coming up with other entity-leaving-a-group neologisms; I feel like this should be my job. Yesternight I sat bolt upright in bed and said MISSOURIVIDERCI. My wife is considering her own referendum on brexiting from the marriage more seriously than ever, I fear.
― klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2016 03:02 (nine years ago)
puffin's marriage hanging on the legitimacy of a referendum vote
― μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 26 June 2016 03:22 (nine years ago)
Cat alone ya
― a goon shaped fule (onimo), Sunday, 26 June 2016 22:25 (nine years ago)
when ppl in a social group start talking about what positions they will have after they've taken over the world / who among them should be president / etc.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:13 (nine years ago)
even worse version is misanthropic nerds making jokes about being dictator of the world
yeah idk I definitely remember as an early teen friends having that convo and I was like "i'm secretary of partying!!" or "I'd like to be head of the department that gives away cookies"
― mh, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:58 (nine years ago)
Fireworks.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:07 (nine years ago)
they'd be trying to talk you into fireworks launched from drones as a funding loophole
― mh, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:11 (nine years ago)
I can't say that I don't care about fireworks because I actively hate them.
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:17 (nine years ago)
more like Pokemon No
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)
Nokemon
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
thread revives so predictable
― brimstead, Monday, 11 July 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/USMC/status/752602019341361152
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 July 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)
everything reduced to fan service
― mh, Monday, 11 July 2016 21:14 (nine years ago)
"Plagiarism" in political speeches.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 15:47 (nine years ago)
your reasons for why watching the olympics is dumb
― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 00:13 (nine years ago)