Otm. That's v much what this sounds like to me.
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 05:25 (eight years ago) link
Pirates of the Girabbean.
― how's life, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 09:54 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 11:55 (eight years ago) link
3 years ago?
― how's life, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 12:01 (eight years ago) link
Welp, fuck this guy.
Although I like the emerging angle that this could be a milestone for tabloids' treatment of the alleged victims in incidents like these.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06/johnny-depp-amber-heard-and-celebrity-tabloids.html
http://gawker.com/leaked-texts-reveal-more-than-just-specific-details-of-1780357241
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:06 (eight years ago) link
if there's anything to "like" about this crap, so to speak
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link
Depp’s own lawyer, who has accused her of “attempting to secure a premature financial resolution by alleging abuse.”
Encapsulates why lawyers have reputations as scum sucking dregs of humanity. Using character defamation as a defense is lower than a snake's belly.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:07 (eight years ago) link
http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/amber-heard-divorce-settlement-johnny-depp-charity-1201840577/
― how's life, Friday, 19 August 2016 08:16 (seven years ago) link
I can't say I'm surprised.
https://deadline.com/2017/06/johnny-depp-debt-emails-salary-spending-lawsuit-1202116373/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link
what else can i do??? you want me to sell same art??? i will. you want me to sell something else??? sure… what??? boat is going to be chartered at new years and sony will then charter it for the TOURIST shoot in venice. other than that, i got bikes, cars, property, books, paintings and some semblance of a soul left
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link
Truly, he can't turn his face into a heart.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link
depp's idiosyncratic email style vaguely recalls an ilx0r with a similar lowercase/CAPS/??? steez but i can't quite put my finger on exactly who
― epilate your teeth (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
maybe skot?
Johnny Depp on Donald Trump: Crime or free speech?
He's starting to look an awful lot like Bob Dylan btw
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
is there anyone else on earth who wants to dress like this? he always has so much stuff hanging off of him. its so not cool but its 100% him so i guess there are points for consistency.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/34/9b/6c349be3d0577f4d02d46896db8e2a39.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
steven tyler
― just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
Never a bad idea to have a tea towel at hand all the time tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link
http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/johnny-depp-blue-eyeglasses.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link
it's just odd because when he tones it down he's...johnny depp! an impossibly beautiful male model wearing million dollar clothes. but hey he's just being true to his spirit weirdo.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
http://static.fashionmagazine247.com/img/11087/1.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
sometimes i forget just how much jack white owes to this man.
http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_600_noupscale/5612b2171400002900bfc1b2.jpeg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/johnny-depp-now-completely-made-of-scarves-and-bra-31404
― circa1916, Friday, 23 June 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD-9biqXUAIliJ2.jpg:small
loool
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 21 June 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgPEuqEWkAI2UUC.jpg
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 21 June 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
hrmmm he comes across as a fairly sad and lonely kinda credulous moron, how do you blow 650 million dollars? idk i hope he comes out okay although it seems like he doesn't treat himself very well
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 22 June 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link
yeah i hope he comes out of this terrible trauma of earning 650 million dollars ok. fuck him, how many lives could that money have transformed?
― lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 22 June 2018 07:54 (five years ago) link
how do you blow 650 mil? ...blow.
― mind how you go (Ross), Friday, 22 June 2018 08:22 (five years ago) link
Asked what he thought about all the legal shenanigans, Depp shrugs. "I'm just a small part of this," he says. "It's the fucking Matrix. I didn't see the movie, and I didn't understand the script, but here's what it is."
― devvvine, Friday, 22 June 2018 10:25 (five years ago) link
yeah that part jumped out at me too
― topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 June 2018 11:07 (five years ago) link
The use of "tuna fish and corn sandwiches" annoyed me so I did the research to make myself feel good.
https://pasteboard.co/Hr49SCB.png
Productive use of lunch break.
― Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Friday, 22 June 2018 11:54 (five years ago) link
I think that there's this idea we all have that if we got super rich we wouldn't just magnify the small scale fuckups and poor financial decisions on a massive scale but we all probably would
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 June 2018 12:04 (five years ago) link
Seems odd to give the exact address of Depp's London pad in the first para.
― mahb, Friday, 22 June 2018 12:09 (five years ago) link
depp has never watched his movies, that's his operative
― mind how you go (Ross), Friday, 22 June 2018 12:53 (five years ago) link
I think this has been demonstrated again and again! The only people possibly immune are those sooooo rich that they wouldn't miss the millions of dollars no doubt being stolen from them all the time. For the rest, if you have, I dunno, $300 million, how in the world do you trust anyone, let alone to manage your money? I think they all make the mistake of hiring family - just think back to Billy Joel who was ripped off for like $90 in 1980s dollars - and then it gets even uglier. Plus when you have to hire people to buy things for you and pay bills - because when you're Johnny Depp or whomever you can't just go to Target - no one is going to tell you no or that you can't buy what you want with your money. Ask Nic Cage.
Really the key is to just to get a good, boring, professional, vetted accountant, which is maybe where the merits of this nebulous legal case lie: if you have hundreds of millions of dollars there *is* no reason you should lose it all short of being outright criminally scammed like Kevin Bacon. It's the job of an accountant to make sure you don't lose hundreds of millions of dollars, and it should be an easy job, therefore, if the accountant allows you to go broke then they must be doing something wrong.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 June 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link
i am absolutely certain i'd be able to manage $650m without a hitch
of course there's no way to know for sure without trying, so if anyone has a spare two-thirds of a billion kicking around they'd like to offload, ilxmail me and let's get this valuable social experiment underway
― topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 June 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link
Most people who find themselves diving into a Scrooge McDuck money pool after a run of luck end up hiring at least semi-competent help and avoiding too many consecutive bad bets. Depp seems to be unable to recognize his own role in any of his decisions.
Haven't they done this study, with lottery winners?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 June 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link
There was a study, I thought, that lottery winners are more likely to declare bankruptcy in 3-5 years than the average American.
http://fortune.com/2016/01/15/powerball-lottery-winners/
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 June 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link
Those people were pre-selected from a pool of morons. They played the lottery.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link
pretty sure odds of winning the lottery are better than the odds of moving to Los Angeles to become a huge movie star.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 June 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link
Probably about the same. And?
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 13:54 (five years ago) link
having senescent Brando and HS Thompson as your confidantes is not the best move
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 June 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link
xpost Exactly, we're dealing with a huge range of self-selecting morons.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 June 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
I prefer to read that post as if it were not an xpost
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link
people in general aren't good w their money. look at how national cc debt continues to climb.
also lol @ "semi competent help" yes will file that next to the semi competent contractors hired to do the carpet and fucked that up or the plumbers that took forever with your bathroom but no all that changes you win millions of dollars you become a finance expert able to scope out only honest accountants.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 22 June 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link
my millionaire fantasy is actually being able to hire an additional contractor to fix all the mistakes the first one made, and then a third one to fix the mistakes the second one made.
― com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 22 June 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link
Fuck you, Adam.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
not in the mood for your shit today
I was trying to figure out what "vintage wine" he drinks, and found this item yesterday from here:
"Depp also sports a tattoo proclaiming ‘Wino forever’, although the original wording was ‘Winona forever’ – a relic from previous girlfriend, actress Winona Ryder."
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 22 June 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link