Other ppls lives are routinely awful , but this one involves a celebrity, wow
― • (sleepingbag), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link
can hardly blame depp's friends & loved ones for taking his side. they're invested and have seen things we haven't. i would prefer, were i accused of who knows what, that mine stand by me.
― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link
There's standing beside and then there's publicly calling the other party's claims and reputation into question.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link
That's one way of standing beside him.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link
in the case of vanessa paradis and his daughter, i think they genuinely believe he is being blackmailed. i wouldn't blame them for being in denial/wanting to defend someone they love.
― Treeship, Monday, 30 May 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link
i don't personally doubt heard's testimony fyi but i can see why they might.
i think doug stanhope just wants to be in the news.
Have we heard from Bingo yet?
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, May 30, 2016 12:53 PM (13 minutes ago)
they tend to go together
― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link
oh good it's the guy who started the "trump v. clinton who is smarter?" poll.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 May 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
He's clearly an alcoholic and (possibLy) heavy drug user, based on his "Australian apology" video and his appearance on graham norton. He's got heavy alkie/drug bloat.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
don't feel comfortable speculating, his wife could have faked that video
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link
there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
you're defending someone with (at least?) two charges of assault, along with a history of smashing up hotel rooms and other erratic behaviour. secondly, I'm really questioning how Heard could possibly benefit from any way in this. It's not a small thing to go against someone with 1000x the connections who's in with Disney and the rest, and a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$. Plus Penn, Allen & the rest have shown that unsavoury behaviour isn't exactly a barrier to a career.
but no, lying woman faking video to no personal benefit is clearly the more logical deduction.
― gyac, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link
anybody made a scarf joke yet
― flappy bird, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104
I hope this is ironic, because I remember him getting caught on video raising his hand to strike his then-GR (Kate Moss?).
― Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link
*GF
don't know about that but I feel the need to clarify that I do not really believe that amber heard faked the johnny depp "australian apology" video
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:16 (eight years ago) link
I like how if somebody says they're suspicious, or unsure, they are automatically on Team Depp.or basically, what VG said right at the beginning of this revive before somebody else saw a chance to get righteous
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 May 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link
Never knew Depp had previous issues tbh apart from busting up a hotel room
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link
― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, May 30, 2016 1:09 PM (2 hours ago)
otm.
― sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
"a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$"
they live in california, no? it's a community property state, everything is 50/50
― akm, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:17 (eight years ago) link
New alice movie completely bombed this weekend also; bad week to be Johnny Depp.
― akm, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link
from the outside, it looks like he is a really serious alcoholic. that might explain the discrepancy between his ex's memory of him and his recent behavior. i've seen alcoholism turn gentle people into monsters.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:29 (eight years ago) link
Otm. That's v much what this sounds like to me.
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 05:25 (eight years ago) link
Pirates of the Girabbean.
― how's life, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 09:54 (eight years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 11:55 (eight years ago) link
3 years ago?
― how's life, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 12:01 (eight years ago) link
Welp, fuck this guy.
Although I like the emerging angle that this could be a milestone for tabloids' treatment of the alleged victims in incidents like these.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06/johnny-depp-amber-heard-and-celebrity-tabloids.html
http://gawker.com/leaked-texts-reveal-more-than-just-specific-details-of-1780357241
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:06 (eight years ago) link
if there's anything to "like" about this crap, so to speak
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link
Depp’s own lawyer, who has accused her of “attempting to secure a premature financial resolution by alleging abuse.”
Encapsulates why lawyers have reputations as scum sucking dregs of humanity. Using character defamation as a defense is lower than a snake's belly.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:07 (eight years ago) link
http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/amber-heard-divorce-settlement-johnny-depp-charity-1201840577/
― how's life, Friday, 19 August 2016 08:16 (seven years ago) link
I can't say I'm surprised.
https://deadline.com/2017/06/johnny-depp-debt-emails-salary-spending-lawsuit-1202116373/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link
what else can i do??? you want me to sell same art??? i will. you want me to sell something else??? sure… what??? boat is going to be chartered at new years and sony will then charter it for the TOURIST shoot in venice. other than that, i got bikes, cars, property, books, paintings and some semblance of a soul left
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link
Truly, he can't turn his face into a heart.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link
depp's idiosyncratic email style vaguely recalls an ilx0r with a similar lowercase/CAPS/??? steez but i can't quite put my finger on exactly who
― epilate your teeth (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link
maybe skot?
Johnny Depp on Donald Trump: Crime or free speech?
He's starting to look an awful lot like Bob Dylan btw
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
is there anyone else on earth who wants to dress like this? he always has so much stuff hanging off of him. its so not cool but its 100% him so i guess there are points for consistency.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/34/9b/6c349be3d0577f4d02d46896db8e2a39.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
steven tyler
― just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
Never a bad idea to have a tea towel at hand all the time tbh
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link
http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images/post-images/johnny-depp-blue-eyeglasses.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link
it's just odd because when he tones it down he's...johnny depp! an impossibly beautiful male model wearing million dollar clothes. but hey he's just being true to his spirit weirdo.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
http://static.fashionmagazine247.com/img/11087/1.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link
sometimes i forget just how much jack white owes to this man.
http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_600_noupscale/5612b2171400002900bfc1b2.jpeg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/johnny-depp-now-completely-made-of-scarves-and-bra-31404
― circa1916, Friday, 23 June 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD-9biqXUAIliJ2.jpg:small
loool
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 21 June 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgPEuqEWkAI2UUC.jpg
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 21 June 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
hrmmm he comes across as a fairly sad and lonely kinda credulous moron, how do you blow 650 million dollars? idk i hope he comes out okay although it seems like he doesn't treat himself very well
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 22 June 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link