what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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Gear! would never curl up all gay-like like that.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Curled up = easy access?

― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

more like this:

"Heeeeeeyyy!"
http://pbskids.org/rogers/all_ages/aaimages/couch.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

At least Fred was wise enough to sit on a tarp of some sort.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

his living room is considerably more stylish as well

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

though that "black picture of fear and doom" back there spooks me

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

That thing scared me on the show, as well.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, but the traffic light between the living room and kitchen was completely normal?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

His 'living room' is well lit. It's almost as if he has a tiny sun inside.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the black painting of fear and doom. But I'm a goth, so that's.. expected.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

That was a screen that showed different things. I remember the frame from my youth spent watching PBS.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 July 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And the trolley that went to Land of Imagination was perfectly normal, too.

Dude, that guy had a great pad and HE DIDN'T EVEN LIVE THERE!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 17 July 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

seems there's quite a lot of ass there for the asssexing.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 17 July 2004 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

baby got back

― the neurotic awakening of sir mixalot (blueski), Saturday, 17 July 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

um maybe this was addressed elsewhere, I'm not gonna reread the whole thread right now, but...

Gear, is your roommate aware of this thread? Or ILX for that matter? Just wondering...

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 17 July 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

mr. rogers looks so fucking cool in that photo.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 17 July 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like the gay sidekick from Will & Grace.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 17 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I know! Very mellow and chic.

er, xpost.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 July 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

We attended the Fremont Solstice Parade a few weeks ago, and as always it started with a group of naked bicyclists (most sporting fancy body paint). A little later, just strolling along so that we were unsure if he was part of the parade or just some guy, was A NAKED GUY WEARING A TRUCKER HAT. Gear!, if you wonder what became of him, he's in Seattle.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 18 July 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Seattle's gain is truly Echo Park's loss...

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 19 July 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm speechless. This is like watching video of Hendrix at the Isle of Wight or something....some amazing thing that I can't be a part of because it's over....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 July 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

It occurs to me that you should have burst into the room chanting: "I see you baby, mounting that ass, mounting that ass."

Unless that wasn't a hit in America.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

A bit of a delayed reaction here, Alba.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"l'esprit de l'escalier"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I'm not sure why it suddenly occured to me. Gear's roommate and her trucker hatted pal are often are on my mind.

I suppose he could sing 'I saw you' instead. But he'd have to find the trucker hat guy again.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, Where's the Trucker Hat Guy?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

20 million. First weekend. Guaranteed.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

with my insane work schedule, I haven't had much time these days to sit around and home and see my roommate, nor use any dishes. So in the past week, the dishes have filled both sides of the sink with no cleaning in sight. I'm slowly taking my dishes and glasses from the cabinets and putting them in my room. I'm hoping she won't notice. If I play my cards right, maybe I can move out without her even noticing.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicely done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Will you leave her the couch as a momento?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

She left a memento on the couch, so why not?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck no, the couch is mine. I'm leaving her a napkin with this URL scribbled on it.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

will it be a cum-stained napkin?

― purple patch (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm leaving her a napkin with this URL scribbled on it.

Please, please do this. For all of us.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mrfen.com/RickSteves/assets/images/autogen/a_writing2_140.jpg

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Shame on you for associating the virgin-pure Rick Steves with such sinful hedonism.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm leaving her a napkin with this URL scribbled on it.

Oh my God, PLEASE do this. Tell me you haven't moved yet.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I caught the roomie in between anonymous scrooz and said "wow Sept. 30th is when our lease is up, I didn't even realize it!" and told her I was moving to Los Feliz. As I figured her plan was already set to move into the her BFF's two-bedroom since his old roommate vacated to move to NYC.

The countdown begins, and Gear!'s apartment hunt commences.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Knoxville's nice.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

How's the rent?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't rent. Four bedroom house!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm there!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Use the door this time.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah sorry about that window...

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha so of course I come home from work and what's going on? my roommate's getting a FOOT MASSAGE on the COUCH while watching The Terminator. This glum-faced indie kid with patchy facial hair is delivering the footrub. I'm really beginning to think she trolls the high schools for indie twinkage.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Could it possibly be the same guy without the hat?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Definitely not, word on the street is that "he turned out to be a jerk!"

I'd also like to add that my roommate has been known to get drunk in public and scream out "I'm hahrny!" in a faux-Irish accent whilst grabbing confused "boys" nearby.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Does it look like he's going to be spending the night? Foot massage, that's not really one night stand shit, is it. And watching Terminator. It's like they've been dating 5 years or something.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

As I walked in she informed they had been drinking "Transylvanian wine" and asked me if I wanted some. I declined. I handed her a bill from the mailbox (because she wouldn't have picked it up, it's only 1am after all) and she said "a bill for me! Just like you, Bill! Tee hee!" She giggled, he giggled, I darted off to my room where I sit huddled in the dark under a blanket.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

how did you end up sharing a flat with this character gear?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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