Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (ten years ago)

'please clap'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (ten years ago)

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 11:08 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

"Covfefe"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (six years ago)

BALLOON

breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Congratulations!

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (six years ago)

Bad command or file name

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (six years ago)

'please clap'

only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (six years ago)

<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (six years ago)

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated five minutes ago by just another country (snoball)] 4 new answers
rugby [Started by taylor in October 2003, last updated eighteen minutes ago by Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.)] 20 new answers

imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (six years ago)

HADOUKEN

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (six years ago)

Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (six years ago)

I asked Transformer...

When I achieve orgasm I should say that:

- I had the courage

- I was motivated

- I was aware of my body's sensations.

Maresn3st, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:24 (six years ago)

ahahaha yesss

imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:29 (six years ago)

Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:26 (six years ago)

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

rob, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:07 (six years ago)

xp

"and that's our time up"

deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

'Vidi, vici, veni.'

Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.

pomenitul, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:22 (six years ago)

"Scavino!"

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

Attica!

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

four months pass...

Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (six years ago)

three months pass...

"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (five years ago)

"ATTICA!"

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

no referrer, can't tell

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (five years ago)

Hot dog!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

Not hot dog

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

Ten years gone!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (five years ago)

Where's that confounded bridge?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (five years ago)

Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (five years ago)

there's a dog loose in the woods!

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (five years ago)

denigrating this luxury avenue

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (five years ago)

lolz

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (five years ago)

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (five years ago)

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (five years ago)

“Balloon knot!”

calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (five years ago)

Hands, face, space

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (five years ago)

GHISLANE!

akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ekee85vX0AAnVCp?format=jpg&name=small

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

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Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:22 (five years ago)

Ah, middle age.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (five years ago)

five years pass...

Uff da!

This dark glowing bohemian coffeehouse (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 October 2025 23:43 (seven months ago)


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