why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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His marriage is roughly the color of an old jizz sock.

how's life, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:15 (ten years ago)

same

(main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:28 (ten years ago)

"If you would like to flirt, my tinder account is at –"

pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:49 (ten years ago)

-and we will remain SOCIAL MEDIA friends.

ulysses, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:54 (ten years ago)

Finally, an image bulletin to get all these WOMEN to quit flocking ME. I keep telling them "HI. I am married."

Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:17 (ten years ago)

be an important person's mother

qualx, Saturday, 28 May 2016 22:33 (ten years ago)

who attempts to murder a black man in front of his family

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Sunday, 29 May 2016 08:45 (ten years ago)

shakespeare puts the lie to that one pretty easily

ulysses, Sunday, 29 May 2016 18:20 (ten years ago)

god, what are the other numbered sayings?

how's life, Sunday, 29 May 2016 22:32 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yZnPjdW.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 30 May 2016 13:04 (ten years ago)

what are these whips and chains raps i'm hearing about

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 30 May 2016 14:28 (ten years ago)

WHEN RAPPERS RAP

it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Monday, 30 May 2016 16:02 (ten years ago)

WHEN RAPPERS RAP ABOUT BRRRBBBRRRBBBRUH GRIM REAPAH

ulysses, Monday, 30 May 2016 16:29 (ten years ago)

a rapper rapping about hos and bitches and money

tbh i don't even think it is the same set of ppl in the two photographs and i'm not sure how we can be certain they are even listening to the music the captions suggest at these point

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:17 (ten years ago)

the bottom one is pretty famously the grammy crowd reaction to kendrick iirc

balls, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 19:43 (ten years ago)

He'd have won one if he'd rapped that adam and the ants song then.

Mark G, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:21 (ten years ago)

Is that Ed Sullivan

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:56 (ten years ago)

I actually do remember that guy.

He just sat there, smoking cigarettes and telling unfunny jokes.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:29 (ten years ago)

was he made of legos

qualx, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:47 (ten years ago)

this is the worst thing

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cj0q55wVAAELK9V.jpg

germane geir hongro (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:59 (ten years ago)

Why does she have an enormous pine-tree car deodorizer on the ground behind her?

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:42 (ten years ago)

(That guy is Dave Allen, Irish comedian.)

koogs, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:52 (ten years ago)

so here, I thought, is just some overly smug, heavily pixelated jackanapes in a cheap suit and instead he turns out to be dave allen, irish comedian! i'll be blowed!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:57 (ten years ago)

o hai lady w goethe quote do u like anime

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 09:22 (ten years ago)

Dave Allen also decidedly *not* as politically incorrect as it was possible to get in his era

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 09:22 (ten years ago)

Yeah it struck me as weird, most of his stuff I've seen is warm and conciliatory, and they've had to pixelate him to get that smirk ...

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 09:26 (ten years ago)

Koalas don't live in jungles, so I guess the joke's on them

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 10:20 (ten years ago)

also candles.

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:23 (ten years ago)

Backlash against the wonderful dave allen based on complete ignorance allied with blind trust in a clownish fb meme in a thread about the clownishness of fb memes probably says a lot about something.

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:41 (ten years ago)

What would you recommend of his darragh?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:07 (ten years ago)

that one where he sits on a stool telling shaggy dog stories and having a drink

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 19:12 (ten years ago)

Thats the one

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 23:03 (ten years ago)

I thought that might have been a picture of Brother Dave Gardner
http://i.imgur.com/t6OIdiy.gif

kind of lolth but mostly strahd (los blue jeans), Thursday, 2 June 2016 00:52 (ten years ago)

that one where he sits on a stool telling shaggy dog stories and having a drink

very much people who have worked out how to live

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2016 02:05 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkEUNbFUUAEpWcc.jpg

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Saturday, 4 June 2016 00:52 (ten years ago)

http://home.wlv.ac.uk/~in5379/covers/fullsize/day_rained1.jpg

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 4 June 2016 01:13 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg9s2m6AJZg

bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 4 June 2016 02:22 (ten years ago)

http://s33.postimg.org/5502t8dz3/std.jpg

qualx, Sunday, 5 June 2016 03:38 (ten years ago)

Lol that's great

Spottie, Sunday, 5 June 2016 03:43 (ten years ago)

*Files under insane shit I have actually heard in a church*

tsrobodo, Sunday, 5 June 2016 21:37 (ten years ago)

jesus: like a rubber for your soul

mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 21:44 (ten years ago)

yeah i love to feel how much effort it will take to clean that up you asshole get out of my hotel room

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 00:16 (ten years ago)

doesn't show the smashed-down hotel door room and security guard with head caved in by fire axe that led to that moment

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 6 June 2016 01:30 (ten years ago)


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