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lol

i guess the logic is that if everyone knows about pink slime anyway they might as well start molding it into whatever-the-fuck shapes. looking forward to thin, crunchy, all-white-meat chicken spaghetti.

bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:29 (ten years ago)

made me think of this

http://www.sushishop.com/images/en/sushi-taco.gif

yellow despackling power (Will M.), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:52 (ten years ago)

It took me a good half a minute to understand what the deal was with that taco.

pplains, Friday, 20 May 2016 16:56 (ten years ago)

marinated all white meat chicken, shell

j., Friday, 20 May 2016 17:03 (ten years ago)

I support this molded chicken product

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 20 May 2016 18:11 (ten years ago)

there is also a picture of me out there enthusiastically eating that kfc thing that had two pieces of breaded chicken instead of a bun, though

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 20 May 2016 18:12 (ten years ago)

The idea for the chicken shell goes back to 2013, when Taco Bell’s senior director of innovation, Heather Mottershaw — better known as the mastermind behind the Waffle Taco — imagined a taco shell made from chicken Milanese.
But senior managers, including Chief Marketing Officer Marisa Thalberg, were not instantly on board. “They really weren’t into it because it is so different,” Garcia said.

“Think of all the crazy firsts that have existed in time and civilization,” Thalberg told BuzzFeed News. “Dare we say even the creation of the wheel probably seemed a little odd at first until someone said, ‘Ah, that’s really a good thing!’”

The dream of a fried chicken shell may have never been realized if not for the diligence of Steve Gomez, Taco Bell’s manager of product development. He calls it “a passion project,” and made it his mission to get other employees to try it. Looking back, he says he “was probably borderline annoying” in efforts to spread the word.

To even get to the test phase in 2015, the team had to shop the product to executives in headquarters, and then work with suppliers and stores to explore the viability of offering it at a larger scale.

The challenge, according to Garcia, is assuring consumers that the chicken shell isn’t weird fair food or “jestery.” “We wanted to make sure people took it seriously,” she said.

“When you explain it to someone they create a visualization in their mind, but it you put it in front of someone and say, ‘Try it,’ then it’s like, ‘Okay, I get it,’” Gomez said.

The meaty new chalupa, in fact, basically just tastes like a fried chicken wrap without the wrap. And it’s spicy, and stuffed with lettuce, tomato, cheese and avocado ranch sauce.

Taco Bell has found in the test that the vegetables somehow manage to give the meaty, deep-fried chalupa a “health halo” in the eyes of consumers. “We were getting feedback like, ‘It’s so healthy. It’s so fresh,’” said Garcia. “That really surprised us because it’s fried chicken.”

Taco Bell has found in the test that the vegetables somehow manage to give the meaty, deep-fried chalupa a "health halo" in the eyes of consumers. "We were getting feedback like, 'It's so healthy. It's so fresh,'" said Garcia. "That really surprised us because it's fried chicken."
Venessa Wong / BuzzFeed News

“We’re not going to market it as a health food item — I promise,” said Thalberg.

If the Naked Chicken Chalupa does well, there will likely be other versions of it down the road. “Every year the benchmark gets higher and higher for new, big taco-innovation ideas,” said Gomez.

Taco Bell’s approach to product innovation typically is focused on new product lines that it can expand with variations and flavors, such as the Doritos Locos Tacos, but with a deep-fried chicken shell, “it really feels like you’re at the end of the innovation line. What do you do next?” said Garcia. “We will think of something, of course.”

Number None, Sunday, 22 May 2016 09:40 (ten years ago)

Jestery.

You say tomato, Isao Tomita (RIP) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 22 May 2016 10:04 (ten years ago)

“We’re not going to market it as a health food item — I promise,” said Thalberg.

If the Naked Chicken Chalupa

See, "naked" seems like one of those feel-good, meaningless words designed to imply healthiness. Like "natural" or "clean" or whatever.

You say tomato, Isao Tomita (RIP) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 22 May 2016 10:06 (ten years ago)

better known as the mastermind behind the Waffle Taco

bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:54 (ten years ago)

Everything about this is fantastic.

Jeff, Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:51 (ten years ago)

Can you imagine the weird shit "borderline annoying" execs try to push on their co-workers at TBHQ?

pplains, Sunday, 22 May 2016 16:18 (ten years ago)

I mean, fried chicken taco shell, that's one of the ones that got out of the gate.

pplains, Sunday, 22 May 2016 16:18 (ten years ago)

the "naked chicken" products at a lot of places end up either dry or rubbery anyway

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 22 May 2016 17:15 (ten years ago)

o_0 at comparing a moulded chicken taco shell to the invention of the wheel.

Also reminds me of this, which in true ILX fashion enrages me for some reason whenever I go past. Not the concept, but the name https://www.facebook.com/nkdchicks

écorché (S-), Friday, 27 May 2016 02:44 (ten years ago)

no kidding, the wheel is pretty obvious in retrospect

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 27 May 2016 02:51 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/GG3jawS.jpg

, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 18:52 (nine years ago)

lock thread and may god have mercy on our souls

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

tbh i would go out of my way to a bk that sold those, just to try at least

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)

Reminds me of the 7-Eleven "Loaded Doritos" which were... not good iirc

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)

Wasn't there an article about a journalist who visited a burger ideas taste test who had a mac & cheese burger, and suggested making it spicy?

remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 23 June 2016 05:41 (nine years ago)

"And add some MSG, please."

pplains, Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:34 (nine years ago)

think that was a This American Life ep

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/569/put-a-bow-on-it

xp

circa1916, Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:38 (nine years ago)

there's a local burger place that has a burger where the bun is two breaded and fried mac and cheese blobs

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 23 June 2016 15:21 (nine years ago)

circa1916, that's it. Thanks.

remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:24 (nine years ago)

msg is meaty not spicy. most fast food has msg.

remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:26 (nine years ago)

it's savory

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

umami can this really be the end

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

yeaahhhh nah.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 00:43 (nine years ago)

lol I think Stevie D had some feedback on a "pizza burger" in germany

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

That doesnt even look like pizza, it looks like some gross focaccia with cheese in it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:05 (nine years ago)

Of course it doesn't look like a pizza. It looks like a burger, tastes like a pizza.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:21 (nine years ago)

Bread, cheese, cured meat - would eat.

nickn, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 03:40 (nine years ago)

how does India factor in

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)

http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kfc-phone-charging-box.jpg

slam dunk, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)

watt the fuck more like

a simba man (Will M.), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 23:17 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOtbMGE93hI

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)

The grossest thing about that video is the polo/white t-shirt combo.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 25 July 2016 05:41 (nine years ago)

I expected him to handle that better.

Jeff, Monday, 25 July 2016 10:51 (nine years ago)

^^

pplains, Monday, 25 July 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)

Poop Cafe coming to Toronto.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/poop-dessert-cafe-bar-restaurant-toronto-canada-lien-nguyen-a7151861.html

nickn, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

That Big Mac in one bite video is pretty impressice considering the dude looks like he has a disproportionately small head

écorché (S-), Friday, 5 August 2016 01:58 (nine years ago)

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/08/mcrib-lto-fast-food/494585/

In addition to being a cult favorite, the McRib is the best-known iteration of what the world of quick-service food calls limited-time offers, or LTOs. LTOs are those occasionally wacky, promotional inventions that appear on the menus of fast-food chains and drift off in the wind like sodium-dusted dandelion fluff, often never to be seen again. From Sonic’s Ragin’ Cajun Burgers and Wendy’s Ghost Pepper Fries to McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes and Burger King’s Bacon Sundaes, the creation of LTOs is part art and part science. In general their aim is to stoke excitement for a brand and entice customers to make an extra visit without resorting to discounts or cannibalizing their ordinary regimens. “For us, our bestsellers are not our LTOs,” Ben Miller, who heads up “social insights” at Taco Bell, told me at the company’s Irvine, California, headquarters earlier this year. “It’s the taco, the burrito, and the bean burrito.”

Of course, if lightning strikes as it did with the Doritos Locos Taco—which sold 100 million units in its first 10 weeks back in 2012—an LTO can graduate from flavor of the week to main squeeze. Still, that’s hardly the norm. LTOs aren’t necessarily meant as a testing ground for full-time menu items; they’re meant to grab attention. “It’s getting people in the door. It’s not just about the share of stomach anymore—there’s so much more now. It’s about share of attention almost—you have to be relevant in some many different ways, or else,” Miller added.

j., Friday, 5 August 2016 05:23 (nine years ago)

holy fuck, do people really say stomach share

a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 5 August 2016 05:56 (nine years ago)

they do now, apparently

Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 5 August 2016 06:07 (nine years ago)

"stomach share" About 88,500 results (0.55 seconds)

Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 5 August 2016 06:07 (nine years ago)

I do like "sodium-dusted dandelion fluff", though.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Friday, 5 August 2016 06:19 (nine years ago)

http://www.cleveland19.com/story/32710494/burger-king-to-unveil-whopperito?sf32844219=1

does not exactly seem lab-caliber

j., Tuesday, 9 August 2016 02:17 (nine years ago)

"We have no idea what we're doing anymore. Hot dogs, burritos, weird, submarine sandwiched shaped burgers slathered in sugary barbecue sauce and topped with stale onion rings..."

doeth represent the square of squares squaredly (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 10:44 (nine years ago)


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