the snake is HILLARY and the fish is BERNIE
― Bnad, Thursday, 19 May 2016 02:55 (ten years ago)
@trayce: I have come up with various moving out plans so I have a backdoor in case of this guy going into meltdown.
He's keen on dropping casual references to suicide and self-harm into conversation. FWIW I've rung up a mental health charity and discussed some of his behaviour with them (the kitchen creepin' is only part of it) and they said that overall it sounded like OCPD (as opposed to more regular OCD). Overall I'm more bothered about him doing something to himself than to anyone else ... light at the end of the tunnel is that he's mentioned that his current job gives him a commute that's too long so he himself wants to move.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 20 May 2016 00:31 (ten years ago)
this isn't something that I see on facebook, but I'm confused by the existence of these seemingly accurate but incredibly banal quote macros. are they made automatically by a bot? are they made for a joke to troll people?
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me-ill-colin-baker-10224.jpg
http://celebriot.com/quotes_img/a/alison-goldfrapp/alison-goldfrapp-quotes-11780.png
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:42 (ten years ago)
http://www.quotehd.com/imagequotes/authors43/tmb/colin-baker-actor-quote-i-loathe-cheese-it-makes-me.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)
is the colin baker cheese thing some kind of meme? he seems to tweet about cheese quite a lot?
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/630798391795130368
https://twitter.com/sawboneshex/status/721596816102449152
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2016 18:55 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263723_981570918579307_6617925376217363368_n.jpg?oh=84a2a29127fdf19a1a5b767d2c764fb9&oe=57D9A6D3
really tempted to make version of this with grieving parents of jihadists but am not sure it will be universally popular
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:30 (ten years ago)
RIP dead war guy
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:33 (ten years ago)
these are my awards from army
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:36 (ten years ago)
He's alive! He's right there! Am I the only one who can see him? Is he a ghost?
― how's life, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:37 (ten years ago)
no it says "their son" so that must be dad cosplaying his lad as a kind of moving tribute
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 22 May 2016 11:38 (ten years ago)
xp think he's the gardener
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:07 (ten years ago)
their son is 5 and he went to war
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 22 May 2016 12:18 (ten years ago)
when Johnny comes tricycling home again
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:59 (ten years ago)
1 share = 10 prayers now? Fucking inflation
― Evan, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:06 (ten years ago)
the prayers are also 25% less effective than prayers in 2002 according to UNICEF
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:12 (ten years ago)
Our thoughts and shares go out to them
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:16 (ten years ago)
confirmation that an internet share is more effective than prayer
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:35 (ten years ago)
1 like = Allahu Akbar 1 share = 72 virgins
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Sunday, 22 May 2016 14:47 (ten years ago)
You can not petition the Lord with shares!
― nickn, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)
"Your penance is 30 Our Father's and 100 Hail Mary's."
"Hmmm. How many Likes does that translate to, Father?"
― pplains, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)
kids these days have it so easy. back in my day chain letters used to require typing out ten copies and then affixing a postage stamp to each one. now that took real commitment.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:52 (ten years ago)
1 deactivate account = 1 self-flagellation
― jmm, Sunday, 22 May 2016 18:56 (ten years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/ClashDaily/photos/a.229456700504449.51029.228702593913193/981772771939501/?type=3&theater
idgi
― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 22 May 2016 20:57 (ten years ago)
please no flirting
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13245309_10154082979865638_7507404918566518338_n.jpg?oh=b5fb2c663869cf0e849d530b95ffb9ef&oe=57D387E2
― (main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:05 (ten years ago)
victorious marriages
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:45 (ten years ago)
married? what is this 'married'? please explain again
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:51 (ten years ago)
guess if things don't work out it becomes a loser marriage lol
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 10:56 (ten years ago)
His marriage is roughly the color of an old jizz sock.
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:15 (ten years ago)
same
― (main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 11:28 (ten years ago)
"If you would like to flirt, my tinder account is at –"
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:49 (ten years ago)
-and we will remain SOCIAL MEDIA friends.
― ulysses, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:54 (ten years ago)
Finally, an image bulletin to get all these WOMEN to quit flocking ME. I keep telling them "HI. I am married."
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:17 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13266124_10153833552697880_5986860558354608947_n.jpg?oh=67e1dec053bf78562896c386ed2f331f&oe=57E7A2F2
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 28 May 2016 17:11 (ten years ago)
be an important person's mother
― qualx, Saturday, 28 May 2016 22:33 (ten years ago)
who attempts to murder a black man in front of his family
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Sunday, 29 May 2016 08:45 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263781_10153732032267711_6639916590552629510_n.jpg?oh=25d3cc3766ee89d5e254323778d9fd30&oe=57D2C4E2
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 29 May 2016 17:28 (ten years ago)
shakespeare puts the lie to that one pretty easily
― ulysses, Sunday, 29 May 2016 18:20 (ten years ago)
god, what are the other numbered sayings?
― how's life, Sunday, 29 May 2016 22:32 (ten years ago)
http://positivists.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/1922-Wittgenstein-Tractatus-field-of-vision.gif
― ogmor, Sunday, 29 May 2016 22:40 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/yZnPjdW.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 30 May 2016 13:04 (ten years ago)
what are these whips and chains raps i'm hearing about
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 30 May 2016 14:28 (ten years ago)
WHEN RAPPERS RAP
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Monday, 30 May 2016 16:02 (ten years ago)
WHEN RAPPERS RAP ABOUT BRRRBBBRRRBBBRUH GRIM REAPAH
― ulysses, Monday, 30 May 2016 16:29 (ten years ago)
a rapper rapping about hos and bitches and money
tbh i don't even think it is the same set of ppl in the two photographs and i'm not sure how we can be certain they are even listening to the music the captions suggest at these point
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:17 (ten years ago)
the bottom one is pretty famously the grammy crowd reaction to kendrick iirc
― balls, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 19:43 (ten years ago)
He'd have won one if he'd rapped that adam and the ants song then.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:21 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1929868_240863112929954_1436629128165907612_n.jpg?oh=910dc41635ec45e14166daf781c470bd&oe=57DD35BF
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:54 (ten years ago)
Is that Ed Sullivan
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:56 (ten years ago)
I actually do remember that guy.
He just sat there, smoking cigarettes and telling unfunny jokes.
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:29 (ten years ago)
was he made of legos
― qualx, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 01:47 (ten years ago)