Ravers: the man stole a dance with clubber Abbie Leek (Abbie Leek)
― ulysses, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/18/google-patents-sticky-layer-self-driving-car-accidents
― I've had Eno, ugh (ledge), Thursday, 19 May 2016 08:11 (eight years ago) link
http://sfist.com/2016/05/23/rec_parks_pilot_program_allows_you.php
― Dan I., Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link
http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime-and-courts/duck-fat-spill-coated-downtown-sidewalks-madison-fire-says/article_34e045bf-1d2c-5fc9-b3c1-1712aa082a83.html
― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link
the last sentence in the duck fat link -
"The chef contracted to have the duck fat spill absorbed."
???
― écorché (S-), Friday, 27 May 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link
oops I get it.
― écorché (S-), Friday, 27 May 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/436246/x-men-apocalypse-billboard-villain
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:47 (eight years ago) link
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/06/24/more-than-30-people-burned-in-motivational-speaker-tony-robbins-hot-coals-walk.html
― dinnerboat, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link
"some people were not concentrating on walking across the coals because they were taking selfies and asking others to take video of them."
― remove butt (abanana), Friday, 24 June 2016 20:40 (eight years ago) link
not really an onion article but the timing is...interesting.
front page of yahoo O_O
LifestyleWow, Karma! Pride of Lions Kills 5 Poachers in Sneak Attack
― nomar, Friday, 8 July 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-minister-theresa-may-cabinet-a7135371.html
"Boris Johnson named Foreign Secretary"
― koogs, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link
good to know that being eaten by lions is primarily a "lifestyle" issue.
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link
Drunk idiot who scaled airport fence to board planes caught out by receipt for Mr Blobby biscuit
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/drunk-idiot-who-scaled-airport-8415425#DLmJ8SWiuPD25pjv.97
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link
No link, but biking past our local NPR station this morning I saw this on their scrolling news marquee: "WISH GRANTED - SIX-YEAR-OLD BOY TO BE GARBAGEMAN FOR A DAY."
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link
6-Year-Old Boy's Wish To Be A 'Garbage Man' Granted
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/27/487604365/6-year-old-boys-wish-to-be-a-garbage-man-granted
― écorché (S-), Friday, 5 August 2016 04:47 (eight years ago) link
Hats off to that kid actually, far better than wishing to be a ludicrously wealthy brooding weirdo (ie Batman)
― écorché (S-), Friday, 5 August 2016 04:50 (eight years ago) link
good to know that being eaten by lions is primarily a "lifestyle" issue.― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, July 13, 2016 2:54 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, July 13, 2016 2:54 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
eating humans is def. a lifestyle choice for lions
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 5 August 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link
Accused FSU face eater told cops he wasn't on drugs during arrest
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article96949917.html
― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Sunday, 21 August 2016 13:20 (eight years ago) link
Security footage showed Harrouff calmly walking out of the restaurant, clad in a blue polo shirt, white pants and and <sic> a backward Make America Great Again hat
― Dan I., Sunday, 21 August 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link
Deadly bagpipe infection is health warning to all wind musicians
(at least the headline)
― Shinzō Abe as Super Mario (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link
O what a horror it will be to never hear the sound of bagpipes again.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:03 (eight years ago) link
(^ Sarcasm regretted at 2019 funeral, listening to someone off in the distance playing "Amazing Grace" on the accordion.)
Archbishop of Canterbury: ‘Pope Francis would beat me in a fight’
“For a lot of reasons, the Pope would (win). He’s got a bigger stick than me. He’s got a bigger hat then me. He’s bigger then me. He’s better than me.”
― corbynite, shite (soref), Saturday, 3 September 2016 01:09 (eight years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/12/jailed-agadoo-singer-led-a-conga-in-prison/
― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Monday, 12 September 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link
there's no way the reality could live up to that article, but it is nonetheless wonderful
― ogmor, Monday, 12 September 2016 12:23 (eight years ago) link
lol, I was actually imagining that happening when I first read about him getting sent down
― calzino, Monday, 12 September 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link
I think my single least favorite kind of facebook comment is "not the onion!"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a1Qd14pXQI4/hqdefault.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link
Intelligent robot that 'remembers and learns' could be scrapped after escaping a lab for a second time
― gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Sunday, 18 September 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link
Haha wow that video of it creeping away
― Evan, Sunday, 18 September 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
lol, that popped up in the Harper's Findings and i knew the internet would provide video sooner or later
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 18 September 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link
Bob Dylan Announces 36-Disc Set of 1966 Live Albums
― dinnerboat, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link
these guys are just trying to get in this thread now
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/15/us/bottle-flipping-craze-is-fun-for-children-but-torture-for-parents.html
“I’m going to need a bottle of Xanax to deal with the bottle crunching,” said Ms. Tuna, who has five children, four of whom are living at home: three boys, ages 10, 12 and 13, and an 11-year-old daughter. She said they all toss bottles, though the girl less so.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link
Ms. TunaMs. Cinnamon
― kinder, Sunday, 16 October 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link
i'm saying tho'!
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link
The article itself is more reasonable but the tweet says:
"Why is Hillary Clinton so widely loved?"
https://twitter.com/theatlantic/status/795030892137902081
― dinnerboat, Saturday, 5 November 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link
http://www.celebtricity.com/daycare-busted-running-toddler-fightclub-parents-outraged/
― Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" Fired For Being A White Nationalist
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 5 December 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link
Pretty much the textbook definition of reaping what you sow ...
...
in a nutshell.
― pplains, Monday, 5 December 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzGb9MAVQAAdG61.jpg:large
― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 December 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link
That is not something a company should be boasting about ffs
― kinder, Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link
Not saying I agree with them all but...
https://www.themonthly.com.au/blog/evan-williams/2016/07/2016/1481072574/40-most-onion-australian-politics-headlines-2016
― écorché (S-), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 07:04 (seven years ago) link
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-dog-attacks-florida-family-sweater-20170102-story.html
― Jeff, Tuesday, 3 January 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
Iowa Republican Trying to Kneecap State Universities Got His “Business Degree” From a Sizzler Franchise
Before entering politics, Chelgren was best known as “Chickenman,” a fun-loving character who wore a chicken hat, wielded a supersoaker full of beer, and biked naked in Iowa’s famous RAGBRAI bike race.
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:49 (seven years ago) link
this is great thohttp://theiowarepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Chelgren.jpg
― nxd, Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:59 (seven years ago) link
beginning of the End
http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-cinepolis-junior-20170302-story.html?123
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/06/steve-bannon-calls-jared-kushner-a-cuck-and-globalist-behind-his-back.html
― Alba, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link
as if anyone needed more evidence that "globalist" is just nazi code for "Jew"
― softie (silby), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/20/bring-me-a-proper-pudding-jay-rayner-sick-of-half-hearted-dessert-death-spiral
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link
It’s an endless parade of panna cottas and half-arsed mousses. The kitchen will throw on a bit of granola or a fragment of meringue to make it look like a dessert, but that doesn’t alter the fact. It’s not. It’s a squirt from an udder, set to a wobble courtesy of a boiled down cow’s foot. It’s a failure of ambition.
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link