EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

lol

heh.

and look i think all the funky people and garage people and everyone else in the u.k. do the best they can and they are probably on the dole selling 6 month old singles that nobody wants at car boot sales outside charity shops and i wish them well and they will have good memories of their funky years and that's what matters in the long run.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 19, 2016 1:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for what it's worth people in the u.s. who were thisclose to being juggalos still love drum & bass.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 19, 2016 1:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also i'm drunk.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 19, 2016 1:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg that Alba one haha

i'm anti-Likud, sweetie, and both nominees certainly are not. It's historically relevant.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 19, 2016 6:22 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh so now i'm your sweetie? you are a despicable human being.

― Mordy, Thursday, May 19, 2016 6:23 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...ha?

methinks the mordy doth protest too much

not really sure why it's a lol though

what precisely am i protesting?

sucking Morbz dick idk

I giggled at this

who invented the widget can, I wonder

― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, May 17, 2016 4:04 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the ira

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, May 17, 2016 4:08 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is great

The first samples sent to Dublin were labelled "Project Dynamite", which caused some delay before customs and excise would release the samples.[citation needed]

Is Bran going to be trapped in trance state or something? Seems like he should have woken up given the minor racket.

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, May 23, 2016 8:02 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Normally you have to click "eject" before disconnecting.

― Evan, Monday, May 23, 2016 8:15 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

completely unacceptable

latest Sanders campaign email endorsed and asked for donations for 8 progressive state legislature candidates

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:08 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just in time!

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:09 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for whom, you grim troglodyte?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:15 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol physician heal thyself

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Completely unacceptable PLUS italicised wtf

Sorry, tried to do flashing Comic Sans but my settings are clearly fucked.

xp lol-physician heal thyself?

imago, maybe instead in ineffectually gatekeeping these threads, you should look into bofa

When Outis said those gilded words to a known cancer patient, little did he suspect his imminent immortalisation within the precious bower of Excelsior

I'm going to have to look that up, Dan

Oh classy, a homoerotic rejoinder. I shall open a Bank of America account forthwith

squirrel away deez nuts in a tax-free savings account

Dystopian novel/film in which currency is human balls <-olive branch to Dan

A vision of a white dove flying with a pair of testes in its beak

Meanwhile, on the We Are Oscar Wilde thread...

The Dangler Games

When Outis said those gilded words to a known cancer patient

To be fair, a known cancer patient who is also regularly wishing other posters dead and making himself as unpleasant as possible

They don't just call him Morbius down at the clinic...

(FWIW, I don't think either poster is a grim troglodyte. I just get a kick out of watching them slap fight.

Oh also, lj, the physician in that somewhat well-worn idiomatic expression isn't a literal physician or oncologist or whatever. Actually, I'm just completely stabbing in the dark as to how anyone's cancer diagnosis could've possibly worked its way into your aghast interpretation.)

WOULD SOMEONE USE THIS THREAD TO REPOST A FUNNY PLEASE

why start now

WOULD SOMEONE USE THIS THREAD TO REPOST A FUNNY PLEASE

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 9:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why start now

― Mordy, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LJ gatekeeping the lols thread is like having a man with no legs judge a keepy-uppy tournament, no offence LJ but come one.

come one. Or come one, it's your choice.

lj just embrace it and start reposting random interchanges from that thread imo

lj's gatekeeping isn't even that good, please keep it out of this thread

Come one come all

Much editing but genuine techno-dystopian lol.

http://gizmodo.com/how-san-francisco-plans-to-use-self-driving-cars-to-fix-1778306148

Done right, self-driving cars can also alleviate the city’s affordable housing crisis. “It’s a space issue,” said Tim Papandreou, chief innovation officer for San Francisco’s Municipal Transportation Agency (SFMTA), who recently spearheaded the city’s big proposal. “We have the data to prove we won’t need the space on the streets anymore. But if we do both shared and electric automated vehicles, we’re not just freeing up space in the street, we’re freeing up space in the lots.”

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<...>

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site568/2016/0517/20160517_071827_google-stuckped-0518.jpg

This diagram from a patent granted May 17 to Google shows how a pedestrian hit by a self-driving car would remain stuck to the front of the vehicle with glue, theoretically to prevent further injuries from being carried along and then thrown. (U.S. Patent Office)

― map, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 22:14 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<...>

what could possibly go wrong w pedestrians glued to the front of cars

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 22:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well if they're glued to a self-driving car that never needs parking then they aren't part of the housing problem anymore

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 01:09 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vg+

acceptable

What thread is that? I was working on some pieces about self-driving cars last week and the whole concept is mind-boggling to me

acceptable

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:58 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.executivesonline.co.uk/media/filer_public/2014/11/11/beware_of_the_bogus_man_from_del_montedocx.png

Hey stevie it's Silicon Valley Techno-Utopianism

What does "cod reggae" have to do with fish, anyway?
Erm, presumably they call it "cod", because it's got no SOLE!!!! (Doh!!!!!!!!)
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, December 9, 2003 9:02 AM (12 years ago)

Roflmao

heh

8 months pass...

zzz / *jerk off hand motion* at all the hot aired grandstanding and PEOPLE JUST DONT CARE ABOUT BEING A GOOD PERSON IN THIS SPCIETY ANYMORE trenchant social commentary itt. this war off attrition between two rich dudes with differentially deep pockets was a darkly hilarious twist to a morally queasy trial and raises some thorny questions about what freedom of the press /really means/ *takes bongrip* but do we have to go full guy-seated-next-to-hot-girl-in-polisci-101 with the DEMOCRACYS OVER THE RICH WON BECAUSE WE DIDNT CONFISCATE GUY WHO OWNS 10% OF FACEBOOKS WEALTH?? we're all 40 y/o old dads here

― de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 27 May 2016 06:03 (1 minute ago) Permalink

― bamcquern, Friday, May 27, 2016 1:08 AM

zzz / *jerk off hand motion* at all the hot aired grandstanding and PEOPLE JUST DONT CARE ABOUT BEING A GOOD PERSON IN THIS SPCIETY ANYMORE trenchant social commentary itt. this war off attrition between two rich dudes with differentially deep pockets was a darkly hilarious twist to a morally queasy trial and raises some thorny questions about what freedom of the press /really means/ *takes bongrip* but do we have to go full guy-seated-next-to-hot-girl-in-polisci-101 with the DEMOCRACYS OVER THE RICH WON BECAUSE WE DIDNT CONFISCATE GUY WHO OWNS 10% OF FACEBOOKS WEALTH?? we're all 40 y/o old dads here

― de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 27 May 2016 06:03 (2 minute ago) Permalink

― bamcquern, Friday, May 27, 2016 1:10 AM

shit i thot zing ate that post $$taks bongrip$$

― bamcquern, Friday, May 27, 2016 1:10 AM

posts you had second thought about posting twice - put them here

― sarahell, Friday, May 27, 2016 1:48 AM