EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

no way i lol'd hard

i never do this but i thought it was so funny i showed my wife the thread so she could lol too but she was not amused at all

Here's One Man's Demonstration Of Moral Relativity - And You Won't Believe The Notational Error He Makes

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Is a nazi > used to be a nazi > has never been a nazi

― a mom shaped pom (wins), 16. maj 2016 22:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait reverse those signs for the love of god

― a mom shaped pom (wins), 16. maj 2016 22:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was gonna say

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), 16. maj 2016 22:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is the love of god < used to be the love of god < has never been the love of god

― Sufjan Grafton, 16. maj 2016 22:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still a pretty negative post tbh

― Sufjan Grafton, 16. maj 2016 22:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), 16. maj 2016 22:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sufjan one of the five best posters on ilx imo

if that's his real name i agree

I think it was originally a play on the mystery writer, the longer version was like "M is for Michigan by Sufjan Grafton" or something like that. It was a good dn.

Excellent poster for sure

xp was originally 'V is for Vermont' because Sue had most recently published "U" is for Undertow. Your version is better tbh because Sue Grafton actually finishes what she starts. As imago knows, I'm not actually so happy about being stuck with it now.

it's never too late to change

You can be who you wanna be

For The Love Of God would make for a decent username imo

Love sufjan, never knew about dn origin

ah, you are all being too kind to me and this ridiculous dn. glad to see I am not annoying some of my favorite posters.

Never said I liked the dn

Never said you didn't annoy me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCP-UIs2kpM

heh, people hate it when I do that.

lol and lol

Breaking Bad guy had a goatee though right? Not a beard.

― how's life, Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he had a van dyck

― balls, Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:25 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah it was a pontiac aztek, more of an SUV crossover

― yellow despackling power (Will M.), Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:27 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"And stop calling me dyck."

Join the Freys of Benteros
everything is at steak

― kinder, Wednesday, May 18, 2016 8:48 AM (14 minutes ago)

You can break into a dead man's phone if you've still got the body. Long-ass password is harder to retrieve.

― pplains, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:04 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.engadget.com/2013/09/16/why-a-disembodied-finger-cant-be-used-to-unlock-the-touch-id-se/

the Touch ID sensor should be remarkably accurate for living creatures, but it also means that only a finger attached to a beating heart will be able to unlock it. So, should someone run up to you, hack off your finger, grab your iPhone and attempt to unlock it, there's virtually no chance it's going to work.

basically you need to be alive in order for touch id to work reliably.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 04:24 (1 week ago) Permalink

So all that shit in movies where someone glues "fingerprints" to their fingers or wtf ever is all bullshit? Gattaca, u lied to me ;_;

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 06:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

but then again i was reading just last week of something that could be fooled by photocopies of fingerprints.

― koogs, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 07:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

Heh, just thinking about that use in Batman vs. Superman...
And even that article says you can still use the finger while it's "live" so you have a few minutes to make it work. So what if you freeze the finger? Or run an electric pulse through a disembodied hand? Though yeah probably easier to just make the person unconscious

― Nhex, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 07:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

Or just buy a phone.

― Alba, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 07:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol

heh.

and look i think all the funky people and garage people and everyone else in the u.k. do the best they can and they are probably on the dole selling 6 month old singles that nobody wants at car boot sales outside charity shops and i wish them well and they will have good memories of their funky years and that's what matters in the long run.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 19, 2016 1:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for what it's worth people in the u.s. who were thisclose to being juggalos still love drum & bass.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 19, 2016 1:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also i'm drunk.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 19, 2016 1:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg that Alba one haha

i'm anti-Likud, sweetie, and both nominees certainly are not. It's historically relevant.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 19, 2016 6:22 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh so now i'm your sweetie? you are a despicable human being.

― Mordy, Thursday, May 19, 2016 6:23 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...ha?

methinks the mordy doth protest too much

not really sure why it's a lol though

what precisely am i protesting?

sucking Morbz dick idk

I giggled at this

who invented the widget can, I wonder

― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, May 17, 2016 4:04 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the ira

― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, May 17, 2016 4:08 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is great

The first samples sent to Dublin were labelled "Project Dynamite", which caused some delay before customs and excise would release the samples.[citation needed]

Is Bran going to be trapped in trance state or something? Seems like he should have woken up given the minor racket.

― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, May 23, 2016 8:02 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Normally you have to click "eject" before disconnecting.

― Evan, Monday, May 23, 2016 8:15 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

completely unacceptable

latest Sanders campaign email endorsed and asked for donations for 8 progressive state legislature candidates

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:08 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just in time!

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:09 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for whom, you grim troglodyte?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:15 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol physician heal thyself

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 24, 2016 2:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Completely unacceptable PLUS italicised wtf

Sorry, tried to do flashing Comic Sans but my settings are clearly fucked.

xp lol-physician heal thyself?

imago, maybe instead in ineffectually gatekeeping these threads, you should look into bofa

When Outis said those gilded words to a known cancer patient, little did he suspect his imminent immortalisation within the precious bower of Excelsior

I'm going to have to look that up, Dan

Oh classy, a homoerotic rejoinder. I shall open a Bank of America account forthwith

squirrel away deez nuts in a tax-free savings account

Dystopian novel/film in which currency is human balls <-olive branch to Dan

A vision of a white dove flying with a pair of testes in its beak