Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?

he looks stoopid and much worse than usual but i'd still hit it

xpost that dude's eyebrows is all of jake's chesthair combined

dr, i'm a woman. *shrug*

I don't know but somewhere after Brokeback Mountain I lost all my fangirl love for him. Loved him in the film but after that...he's just...square it figures he'd get with a bigger square. I miss this version of Jake; http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z188/rich23434565/550x600_jake_gyllenhaal_5.jpg
So fresh, so clean

<3 Jake forever

not gonna win any skeptics, but...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/07/jake-gyllenhaal-shirtless_n_172788.html

GAH, cut the hairrrrrrrr

it's only fer Prince of Persia, consarn it

who knew he was persian?

http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/prince-of-persia-jake-gyllenhaal2.jpg

lol prince of Persia, actors still don't realize movies based on games will always suck, and will only be cult favourites because of their overwhelming wackness.

http://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/Splash_2.0/Full_Marquee_Image/PrinceOfPersia_Marquee_BK_110209%5B1%5D.jpg

You hafta be really quick with the freeze-frame to hold the money shots in that.

Anyone seen Brothers? He's getting the best reviews.

Skipped it. Apparently the double shot of Tobey/Jakey wasn't enough for me.

Hate hate hate Tobey but am sooooooooooooooooo excited to see this Friday!

I kind of blinked hard at Ed31stein when he raved about it to me.

Blink Hard with a Vengeance

Caption this photo:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ed153e34970b-600wi

"You were right; this proposal is pretty indecent."

I now pronounce you Anton LaVey and Dogboy.

"this ben kingley wax figurine looks pretty good"

"So it IS true that Lord Sotosyn has put in a higher bid for the Prince of Persia."

"whoa, I'm tripping my nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay"

"girl, i can't even HEAR you over this bass! *thumpa thumpa thumpa*"

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If Jake wants to get some awards cred, I think he should shed some pounds and do a Soupy Sales biopic:

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15259/13_2007/jakeg.jpg

http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/soupy-sales.jpg

He looks haggard!

seeing prince of persia today... kinda siiiked

Saw the Prince of Persia trailer for the first time over the weekend. Jake's Persian accent comes the closest I've ever heard to how I hear LJ posts in my mind.

haaaa

i saw the actual film

it's not very good!

the two leads are darned pretty though

how exactly did they come up w/ Mike Newell for that? did he do a Harry Potter or sumthin?

From a generally positive take on the film:

Still, the film was suprisingly enjoyable. The actors all put in spirited performances, Kingsley commendably managing to avoid making an ass out of himself as he did in Bloodrayne and Gyllenhaal making for a rather endearing Prince (I actually found his goofy "London Cabbie" accent quite charming). Alfred Molina was easily the best thing about the film as the Sheik who runs an illegal Ostrich racing ring, his scenes being the only ones that were genuinely amusing. He also deserves some sort of prize for delivering one of the most bizarre lines of dialogue in cinematic history: 'Did you know Ostriches have suicidal tendancies?'

Alfred Molina was easily the best thing about the film as the Sheik who runs an illegal Ostrich racing ring,

What more do you need to know, really.

I don't think ostriches actually have suicidal tendencies.

They are pretty dumb-ass birds.

Dude, I totally know – my parents made the dumb-ass move of buying some when they were a weird commodity in the v early '90s. So I grew up around them. They did a lot of weird stuff, like performing a mating dance for anything that moved, but never anything especially suicidal. Though I know "data" is not the plural of "anecdote."

actually, molina is TERRIBLE in this

He didn't convey the necessary passion about suicidal ostriches as he ought?

people talk about 'robin hood' as a teabagger movie, but this one is even more so!

molina's main deal in it is complaining about paying taxes

"Kingsley avoids making an ass out of himself as he did in Bloodrayne!"

The critics agree...Prince Of Persia is not as bad as an Uwe Boll movie!

Come see your favorite stars escape with their dignities intact!

go see this! i have it in my summer movie fantasy league!

why??

In case you thought such things were past, both Gemma Arterton and Alfred Molina appear to have "browned up" for their roles, unless they can do that digitally.

You nitwits who thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was "awful" should see how bad things can get with dross like this. But don't, I want this series aborted.

For some reason, I remembered you being one of the brave Spielberg worshipers who didn't actually much care for Crystal Skull, Morbs.

Jake was sleepwalking through an interview on the Early Show this morning.

Well, imagine. Feeding those abs kept him up all night.

"Crystal Skull" wasn't as good as the other three movies but, aside from the monkey scene, it was still entertaining. Based on the promos, "Prince of Persia" seems kind of misconceived from the ground up.

well, exactly, except PofP is exactly what it wants to be -- ie, grist for the masses and not a pimple on the ass of a professionally-executed rehash like Crystal Skull.

AND I AM NO SPIELBERG WORSHIPPER

both films gargle balls tbh, but prince of persia is worse

sorry, i meant Spielberg apologist