there's a cat in my old neighbourhood who is 24 or so. buddy looks rough as hell (so much so that there is a sign on the block he hangs out on saying "im not neglected, im just really old, please don't call the spca" or words to that effect) but he likes to stroll on a sunny day and likes head rubs still.
― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link
30 isn't such an outlandish age for a cat, but where are the birth/baptismal/marriage/census/pension records to support that particular claim? I just don't think it's fair that cats should be held to a lower level of scrutiny than humans.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 16 May 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link
sad, though
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/14/worlds-oldest-cat-tragically-dies-just-days-after-breaking-recor/
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 16 May 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link
interview with Emma Morano, who had a tough early life:
I worked so hard and I'm still here now, I take my pension and I'm fine. My doctor told me to eat raw meat, preferably ground so I can eat it.I left home with calm; I took my things and I left. My husband would beat me every day, and I was not doing anything wrong. I went to work and he worked little, I always had to support him. Then an old man who lived near my house one day stops me and tells me, "Emma how can you be with that man there?" I did not go along with most anyone, I was always alone, there was my niece with me who looked after me.
I left home with calm; I took my things and I left. My husband would beat me every day, and I was not doing anything wrong. I went to work and he worked little, I always had to support him. Then an old man who lived near my house one day stops me and tells me, "Emma how can you be with that man there?" I did not go along with most anyone, I was always alone, there was my niece with me who looked after me.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:35 (eight years ago) link
Not exactly per the title and hardly a deep article, but it piqued my interest so I though it might do the same for others following this thread. Holding out for that family photo they have planned: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jan/21/nought-to-103-in-six-generations-bradford-hanson-family-claim-uk-record
― NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Saturday, 21 January 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link
the dreaded day arrives
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 15 April 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link
it must be a trip to be a really old person
― glumdalclitch, Saturday, 15 April 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link
that was the last person born in the 1800s, i'm told
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 April 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link
Well, the last person born in the 1800s would've had a birthday of Dec. 31.
― pplains, Saturday, 15 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
thank's
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 April 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link
Dec. 31, 1899.
― pplains, Saturday, 15 April 2017 20:30 (seven years ago) link
people in American Samoa, Midway Islands/U.S.A. and Niue have an unfair advantage when it comes to being born last on a particular day
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 15 April 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/richardmarcj/status/852521411725885440
― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 16 April 2017 12:59 (seven years ago) link
only 58 (validated, documented) people born in the 19th century are alive today, says Wikipedia; I doubt any will be left in another six years
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Sunday, January 30, 2011 2:04 PM (six years ago)
RIP Emma Morano
fwiw when I wrote "19th century" I meant "1800s"; I wasn't too far off in thinking that the last survivor of the 1800s would pass away at some point in 2016. tiresome pedants will have pointed out that there are at least 2 remaining survivors of the ‹‹‹19th century›››, including Violet Brown, the last living former subject of Queen Victoria (whose 97-year-old son sadly just died today).
― progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 18:11 (seven years ago) link
could the 19th century refer to any other set of years other than the 1800s?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:53 (seven years ago) link
Having struggled with basic algebra and geometry while trying to do something extremely simple for the last hour, I feel like everything I once knew by heart is in doubt
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
Those tiresome pedants have been on my nerves for about 18 years now.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 April 2017 02:09 (seven years ago) link
^
― progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Thursday, 20 April 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link
but fyi Karl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century#Debate_over_century_celebrations
― progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Thursday, 20 April 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
Not even relating to Britain's oldest person, let alone the world's, but a nice wee article nonetheless: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/mar/25/britain-oldest-men-bob-weighton-alf-smith-110-years-old
"Unlike some fellow supercentenarians, (Bob) Weighton offers no clues to his longevity – no daily whisky or fresh air or game of Scrabble. “I have absolutely no idea why I’ve lived so long. I just haven’t died yet, that’s all.”"
― brain (krakow), Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link
Finally! An oldest person that is not full of shit.
― Jeff, Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
Excellent bowel movements at his age are commendable though
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link
Scientists unravel secrets of ‘superagers’ - "they are usually total dicks" says egg-spurt
― ken hom ad attack (calzino), Sunday, 25 March 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link
I continue to pollute the thread with people who are nowhere near the world's oldest, but deserve note nonetheless ... https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/mar/09/oldest-person-world-ride-rollercoaster-experience His 106th birthday challenge was a zip wire ride.
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link
there is no WORLD'S OLDEST SPIDER thread so posting this here
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/apr/30/worlds-oldest-known-spider-dies-at-43-after-a-quiet-life-underground
― koogs, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 10:25 (six years ago) link
The spider did not die of old age but was killed by a wasp sting, researchers said.
Fuckin' Oz, man.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link
Dead at 43 after a quiet life underground? Bet he was a big Jawbreaker fan.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link
Wonder what bullshit excuse he had for his longevity.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link
Staying off the web.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link
nailed it
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link
Spider was female, so no doubt she never married... to another spider... er....
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
kinda bums me out that this extraordinary spider didn't have a more imaginative name than 'number 16'
rip teenie, heaven needed a quadragenarian arachnid
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link
Spider was female, so no doubt she never married
Already calling her a spinster, show some respect.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
The fact that the original source is apparently The Sun makes me think I shouldn't even be posting this one, especially as her age is likely utter nonsense, but going ahead anyway for the deliciously miserable outlook.
"Long life is not at all God’s gift for me -- but a punishment.”
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/worlds-oldest-human-ever-never-happy
― brain (krakow), Friday, 25 May 2018 10:25 (six years ago) link
Onionesque or is this Putin trying to mess with our minds again?
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Friday, 25 May 2018 10:36 (six years ago) link
she was 55 when WWII ended
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 25 May 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link
I did wonder if I may have been duped by satire.
― brain (krakow), Friday, 25 May 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
https://nationalpost.com/news/world/historys-oldest-woman-a-fraud-theory-says-122-year-old-jeanne-calment-was-actually-a-99-year-old-imposter
― StanM, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link
(Her daughter posed as her because of her money)
― StanM, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link
this is a well-written article because it doesn't get very far before pointing out the potential issues with this allegation. tristin hopper, you did a good job.
― errang (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link
I always thought there was something a bit shifty about those eyes. And she badmouthed V van Gogh, nah deffo fake!
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 20:14 (five years ago) link
This is a better story.
― 🌴 (Trϵϵship), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link
And it’s hilarious that, making up a story about meeting van gogh, she decided the thing to do would be to trash him
― 🌴 (Trϵϵship), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:35 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xh0KqhgNvw
― mark s, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:43 (five years ago) link
the only good record
(also if you google her, the first option that isn't just her is "jeanne calment diet" -- which was chocolate, olive oil, cigarettes and cheap red wine. so it's important that this story not be false at all)
― mark s, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link
I think she just meant a wee noggin of red wine as opposed to finishing off the bottle and then some, but I want to believe as well.
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:48 (five years ago) link
one bottle of red for every bottle of olive oil, works for me
― mark s, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link
this was actually always my favourite part of the story:
In 1965, at age 90 and with no heirs, Calment signed a contract to sell her apartment to lawyer André-François Raffray, retaining a life estate.[13] Raffray, then aged 47 years, agreed to pay her a monthly sum of 2,500 francs (€381.12) until she died. Raffray ended up paying Calment the equivalent of more than €140,000, more than double the apartment's value. After Raffray's death from cancer at the age of 77, in 1995, his family continued the payments until Calment's death.[13] Calment's comment on this situation was reported to be, "In life, one sometimes makes bad deals."[6]
― mark s, Tuesday, 1 January 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link
i know a lot abt her bcz i'm a music journalist