dying that the punch thing happened
― are you ellie (s.clover), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:02 (ten years ago)
wait is the starwipe "concept" all actual writeups of actual shitty celeb news idgi
― are you ellie (s.clover), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:05 (ten years ago)
yeah seems like it, not a parody news site
― Nhex, Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:45 (ten years ago)
the tone is parodic in that it's over the top versions of tabloid-style headlines, but the content is mostly true?
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:51 (ten years ago)
yeah but... that just makes it about 10% snarkier than a "standard" celeb tabloid site
― Nhex, Thursday, 12 May 2016 21:38 (ten years ago)
stumbled across this, lol'd:
http://viralmozo.com/2016/04/22/20-strangest-pictures-from-world-war-ii/?utm_medium=Discovery&utm_source=Outbrain&utm_campaign=strangewwiipictures
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 13 May 2016 11:34 (ten years ago)
this is a good starwipe
http://www.starwipe.com/article/anthony-kiedis-scabadabahospitalized-due-complifon-2841
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:13 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/recently-found-footage-jd-salinger-will-blow-you-a-4147
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:48 (ten years ago)
i keep seeing starwipe on my fb but it turns out it's just the same guy, i think he might be the only actual starwipe fan
― qualx, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:14 (ten years ago)
speaking of
the best: clickhole's facebook memesthe absolute worst thing about all life and existence, i am not exaggerating: the comments on clickhole's facebook memes
― qualx, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:15 (ten years ago)
this is fuckin A
http://www.clickhole.com/article/american-myth-jerry-siegel-and-joe-shusters-origin-4383
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:20 (ten years ago)
god that's fantastic. cumulative effect but lost my breath at "thanks to a complete fiasco on some worse planet, a rogue scientist blasts a baby off into space to give it some parents! and folks, it works!"
― balls, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 16:41 (ten years ago)
the Jewish humor in that one is A+
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 17:02 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjUn9HXVAAAB_LG.jpg
http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-1998-major-league-baseball-home-run-c-4441
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:39 (ten years ago)
lmbo
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:53 (ten years ago)
that poor jeep
― balls, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)
"jogging tunic" is definitely entering my mental vocabulary
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 19:03 (ten years ago)
health goth for sure
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkg0Itam4Xk
― schwantz, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 23:29 (ten years ago)
The oral histories are my favorite things to read ever
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 26 May 2016 01:32 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-reasons-why-90s-girls-didnt-feel-any-particular--4414
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 2 June 2016 01:34 (ten years ago)
this is the funniest site with the best humor
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 2 June 2016 04:06 (ten years ago)
Kashrut !
― germane geir hongro (s.clover), Thursday, 2 June 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)
Love both of these
http://www.clickhole.com/video/disrespectful-man-covers-american-flag-his-own-fla-4491
http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/beautiful-israelis-and-palestinians-join-the-same-google-doc-4072
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 03:25 (nine years ago)
worried that this couldn't live up to the headline but it exceeded it in every way
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-characters-i-created-teach-my-kid-about-dental-h-4429
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 10:47 (nine years ago)
As the pool house burned and burned, Nathan and I watched him spin.
― dynamicinterface, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 12:54 (nine years ago)
NSFW and kind of dumb but I can't stop giggling:
Party’s Over, Wiseass: Change The Dildos In These Cops’ Hands Back To Guns
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 18:18 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/your-period-day-late-are-you-pregnant-4382#1,
at least one ending has a fantastic punchline
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2016 19:48 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-kids-who-need-shut-fuck-about-fossils-already-4457
― scott seward, Friday, 10 June 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)
rip starwipe
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 June 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)
was that them bowing out? beautiful
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
ah ok that makes sense now. good decision, it was p poor overall
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 June 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)
i salute them for trying something i didnt quite understand and didnt care enough to try and figure out it didnt work i guess idk
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 June 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)
all the articles from the end are good, but this is especially good: http://www.starwipe.com/article/seriously-what-are-we-even-doing-3137
― R.I.P. Haram-bae, the good posts goy (s.clover), Sunday, 19 June 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-underfunded-schools-will-eventually-be-captivati-4539
― scott seward, Friday, 1 July 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/devastating-guy-knows-exactly-how-black-people-sho-4607
damn
― http://porno (DJP), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
that's what's good about twitter. the ability to randomly yell at ppl you don't know about how they should be acting. very good platform.
― mh, Monday, 11 July 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
first-rate clickhole work, that.
― 'they pelted us with rocks and garbage' (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/we-can-determine-which-state-youre-just-way-you-an-1908
― scott seward, Monday, 11 July 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/if-black-lives-matter-isnt-racist-hate-group-then--4610
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 11 July 2016 21:32 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-heartbreaking-photos-syrian-war-refugees-also-so-4628
― flopson, Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/JulieHFisk/status/758711338046676994
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:49 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/its-summer-time-go-camping-your-dad-and-his-friend-4497#6,
do this and get to the Bean Bagg slide.
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
that refugee one is the guiltiest lol I've had in a long while
― rob, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)
Yeah, I was going to link the refugee one but I didn't want to admit how hard I laughed at it
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)
I'm sorry about the steel drum music, I'm trying to remove it
― mh, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
the guiltiest lol is the best lol
― flopson, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)
you might enjoy this one then flopson: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/can-you-match-elderly-dad-thing-he-wont-have-energ-4517
― rob, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:59 (nine years ago)
You’re A True Philip K. Addickt!
Lord alive, but when it comes to Philip K. Dick, you’re unstoppable! From the beginningless daymares of Runcifer Cale to the unforgettable twist of Blind, Underwater! (it’s apples), you’ve experienced just about everything his tortured mind had to offer! And now he’s dead, and each re-read milks a little less magic out of his words, and bit by bit, the spark behind them will fade and flicker out, until you’re left in a colder, darker world, a prisoner of an empty future! Wow!
― silverfish, Friday, 29 July 2016 17:52 (nine years ago)
Okay some of the Philip K. Dick titles are so on point that I actually think I've read them...
― écorché (S-), Monday, 1 August 2016 04:47 (nine years ago)